So... That ALSO Happened
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Aaron Heibai, formerly Umbra Shadow-Walker, is a travelling salesman drifting through the Void between worlds and turning a great profit. These are his stories.
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Excerpted from the diary of Aaron Heibai:
To be completely honest... I think my problem first started with The Merchant. He's a total asshole, by the way. Never trust a damn word he says. But I digress. Some quadrillion years or so ago, I bought something from him, got sent to Equestria, and then became one of the most horrifically overpowered things in all of non-existence. And then I quit my day job to become a traveling salesman with a department store full of literally everything.Go me.
~Aaron Heibai
EDIT: Featured on 4/1/15 Never thought that would happen. Thank you.
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8 Chapters:
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The More Things Change... [Cache]
Mar 30th, 2015
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...The More They Stay the Same [Cache]
Apr 1st, 2015
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Ju&Ju's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Shadow Blood [Cache]
Apr 13th, 2015
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Something Something Something Something [Cache]
Apr 13th, 2015
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Fire and Flame, We are One [Cache]
Apr 15th, 2015
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Mighty Epicness vs. Eldritch Versatility [Cache]
Apr 21st, 2015
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Party With a Wizard [Cache]
Apr 28th, 2015
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In Which Aaron Decides to Try Shipping [Cache]
Jun 3rd, 2015
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