Aaron flew through the Void, gliding along in the invisible energy currents racing around the paradoxically full emptiness. As he felt the nonexistent wind rip through his hair and cause his floor length braid to whip about, he relaxed and allowed his mind to wander in ways it hadn’t for over six centuries of relative time.

‘Hmm, should I retrieve Jupiter and Juno from that beach planet anytime soon? … Nah, it’s only been a few hours for them. I’ll get them later.’

Meanwhile, on a beach planet…

“Look, Juno! I made a sand castle!!”

Juno looked up at Canterlot Mountain, sand style.

“How did you do that?! We’re on a deserted island the size of a football field!!”

As the shadow-disguised-as-a-human drifted through the turbulent, roiling Void he was unaware of the single being on a straight collision course for him.

“What the- OH SHIT, MOVE!” the being shouted.

Confused, Aaron turned in place, only to be bodily thrown out of his path, latched onto, and blasted into a nearby Universe. All while somehow stuck to the other person.

The two went careening towards a small town that seemed utterly removed from any signs of civilization...

Aaron separated first, slamming into the cottage on the far side of town in a massive explosion of shadows, blood, annoyance, chickens, and black paint. Oh, and pink fur.

As the blood covered shadow form of Aaron extricated itself from the rubble, he couldn’t help but chuckle, “Thank god I missed everything but that bitch’s house. Wonder what point in the timeline we’re in so far… be bad if I messed up S5 Ep1.”

“Ugh… who did I hit?” a deep masculine voice asked, followed by an armored warrior popping out the rubble next to him.

“....” Aaron slapped the armored man upside the head in a semi-automatic reaction, sending him straight back into town and causing the messy remains of Starlight Glimmer to spray all over the place.

“You hit me, idiot!” With a shout for emphasis, Aaron slapped on a peculiar belt and leapt after the armored man, flashing with light and landing in peculiar armor.

“Huh? Oh, wow! Someone who’s actually familiar with Showa-Era Kamen Riders!” The warrior replied as he got up. Just then he noticed the blood on him. “Oh Faust, please don’t tell me I killed someone.”

“That would actually be my fault, mysterious person whom I’ve never met.” Aaron replied, striking a standard henshin pose. “But don’t worry, she was a villain through and through! Worse than even Sombra… arguably!”

“I hope you’re not lying. Anyway, my fellow Tokusatsu fan, I am the Mighty Gilgamesh, Supreme Commander of the Global Equus Military, blessed by Lady Faust herself, and fight enthusiast extraordinaire! And if you would like to go a round, you’d really make my day!”

“Well then, Gilgamesh, I’d be happy to oblige!” Aaron leapt into the air once more, slamming down at Gilgamesh with a loud “TOH!”

Gilgamesh went tumbling back a few yards before landing on his feet. “Not bad, but not Rider Kick level. Hm… not sure how hard to go on you, so until then,” he began, unclipping his naginata and casting Protect, Shell, and Haste on himself as a strange sound accompanied his movements. “Prepare for a beating!”

“What was the point of that? You didn’t transform.” Aaron pointed out, narrowing his eyes at the eerily familiar tune.

“I know, but you just put me in a mood. And now, we fight!” he shouted, dashing forwards, covering the distance between them in less than a second before rapidly stabbing at him with his naginata.

Aaron dodged, flipping backwards into the air as his gloves and boots turned red. “Henshin! Nigo!” The flying Kamen Rider impossibly flipped again in midair, coming back down with a cry of “RIDER KICK!”

“Oh shit!” Gilgamesh cried before cutting open a hole in reality and escaping, just before the attack landed and produced a massive crater in the ground.

“Tch, so much for a quick round. But where’s the fun in that? Henshin! V3!” This time, Aaron’s whole costume changed, gaining a silver vest, red marked helmet, and white gloves. He struck a pose, left hand extending three fingers and touching his right elbow, right hand extended upwards in a backwards peace sign. “C’mon, Gilgy, don’t be shy!”

As if on cue eight portals no bigger than a baseball opened up around him and lasers followed, pelting him from several angles, before a larger one opened and Gilgamesh burst out, kicking him in the face and sending him tumbling.

“You just changed from Ichigo to Niigo and then V3 in the course of less than a minute? This is getting fun! What else ya got!?”

“Henshin! X!” With that, V3 disappeared, and in its place stood a white and red armored Kamen Rider with black gloves and a red-eyed helmet.

“Ha! Not a bad choice, but right now I’m the staff-weapon master!” Gilgamesh boasted before jumping miles into the air, coming down seconds later in a stabbing motion.

X defended with his own staff, slapping Gilgamesh’s naginata to the side before swinging it around in an attempt to bash the armored man’s cranium. The warrior levitated himself out of the way before increasing the gravity on Aaron, bringing him to his knees, before he dropped and began rapidly stomping on him. “How! Will! You! Get! Out! Of! This!?” he asked, punctuating each word with a stomp.

Aaron’s reply was a flash around his waist, generating a completely different belt this time. “AAAAAAA! MAAAAAA! ZOOOOOOOOON!” he cried, blasting Gilgamesh off of him with three swipes of his arms, standing tall once more, this time in armor themed like a monitor lizard. “Kamen Rider Amazon!” He clipped two bracelets to his arms as he struck a pose, golden on his right arm, silver on his left. “GII-GII!”

Gilgamesh actually squeed. “AMAZON! MY FAVORITE! Oh, I almost feel bad about having to beat you up!” He then went through the motions of Kamen Rider Black’s transformation. “HENSHIN!” he shouted before a bright flash of light came. When it faded he had grown two feet and was now dressed in a red cloak with horns over his armor, Kabuki face paint, and eight arms. He pounded his chest like a gorilla as a song began to radiate from him. “JUNGLE BATTLE!”

“Not gonna save you! Take this! Monki Attaku!” Aaron leapt once again, coming down with claws extended and knees braced for impact. Gilgamesh responded by slamming all eight of his arms into his chest at once and produced a massive sound wave that sent Aaron flying. He then slammed his foot into the ground, sending an Earthquake spell towards where his opponent would land.

Aaron tumbled and slammed back into the rubble of Starlight’s house, coincidentally creating a bloody smear as he shifted the rubble back over her pink-and-brownish-red corpse. As Amazon disappeared under a cloak of shadow, Aaron stood, slightly scuffed. “Alright, Showa doesn’t work… how about…” Music began to play as Aaron flashed again, this time into a set of red and black armor with golden horns. “Kamen Rider Kuuga!” He rushed at Gilgamesh once more, some tiny part of him desperately hoping he’d pulled on Yuusuke Godai’s belt instead of Yuusuke Onodera’s.

Gilgamesh summoned weapons to his hands in response, striking a pose and rolling his head like a kabuki dancer. “Skipping to Heisei Era now, huh? Very well then! Try this!” He then jumped straight up into the air. “Hissatsu, Part 1!” He then spun his weapons before shooting at the ground. “ULTIMATE ILLUSION!” he shouted as he slammed into the ground, producing a wave of energy that burst from the ground towards his recently transformed opponent.

“Chou Henshin!” Aaron jumped over the energy wave, armor flashing green as he leveled his bowgun at Gilgamesh, “Boom. Headshot.” Three shots came screaming towards Gilgamesh’s head as Aaron landed and retreated to a safer distance.

Rather than explode, the three shots got absorbed into Gilgamesh’s body. “Boom,” he began, holding out his one weaponless hand like a gun. “Nutshot.” He then fired the attack back his opponent’s jewels.

“Shimatta!” Rather than take the nutshot, Aaron backflipped, changing once more. “Ryuki! Dragreder!” A crimson, robotic dragon appeared from nowhere and batted the shot far off into the mountains, where it impacted Starlight’s Cutie Mark Vault with an earth shattering KABOOM!

“Not cool, dude.” Aaron muttered, already floating into the air to complete Ryuki’s final attack. “Final Vent! Dragon Rider Kick!”

Gilgamesh grinned. “Perfect Defense!” His body shone white for a moment before glowing blue. The attack, usually enough to defeat most enemies, bounced off with another explosion, sending Aaron flying backwards to slam, once again, into the much battered rubble of Starlight’s tomb/former house.

“Seriously, this ain’t cool… Okay, new plan…. FAIZ!” Aaron transformed into the phi based hero’s base form with the standard flash of red light.

“HENSHIN!” Gilgamesh shouted after going through the motions of V3’s henshin. After another flash of light he was now another two feet taller, his armor glowing green in some places, and having six arms instead of eight. “Not bad! I didn’t think I’d have to go into my final form to keep up with you!”

“Tch.” Aaron clicked his tongue, typing into Faiz’s phone. The belt rang out a quiet, “Complete,” as Aaron shouted, “Faiz Axel!” And with a quiet, “Start Up,” he disappeared from view in a burst of near-light speed. Gilgamesh was battered from all sides as Aaron sped around him, slamming anything not nailed down and/or sentient into the man’s frame. Including, unfortunately, Starlight’s desecrated house.
Gilgamesh pulled himself out of the rubble, looking no worse for wear. “Yeah, Perfect Defense makes me literally immune to all damage for about two minutes. Good thing I had it on.” He explained.

Aaron stopped in front of him as Axel ran down with a quiet “Time out”. “Oh goddammit. That ain’t cool,” he muttered.

“However, if you want to fight with speed...” he began. "FLASH!" he shouted as the blinding spell shone from his body. Aaron shielded his eyes but it was too late and began to sumble. Gilgamesh summoned his six generic katanas and dashed forwards, mercilessly cutting Aaron from all sides with dashing strikes before stopping in front of him. “Slice Thrice!” he shouted, giving Aaron a three hit spinning attack that sent him flying back in a spray of sparks, even as his belt flew off and disappeared. “Giving up?”

Aaron stood, slightly more scuffed. “As if!” Suddenly, his hand shot out and slammed a curiously large, red beetle into his waist with a cry of “HENSHIN!”

When the hexagons finally stopped crawling over his form, Aaron stepped forth, now clad in extremely bulky armor. “Cast off,” he incanted, grabbing the horn of the beetle on his belt and working it like a switch. “CAST OFF! CHANGE: BEETLE!”

Suddenly, the armor came flying off at Gilgamesh, revealing slimmer, red armor beneath it. “Kamen Rider Kabuto!” The projectile armor slammed home on the armored warrior, deflecting off of Perfect Defense right before it ended.

“Huh. Well, it’s no fun being invincible, anyway,” Gilgamesh muttered before switching his generic swords out for his six legendary blades.

“Oh… oh shit. Big guns, ne? Then… Clock Up!” Aaron sped out of existence once more, this time much faster. Once again, Gilgamesh was battered from all sides as the battle moved from the town proper and into the mountains on the outskirts.

“...Ow.” Gilgamesh muttered before standing up. “Ok, not bad. But you’re not the only one with clock powers. TOKI WO TOMARE!” he shouted as all time around him seemed to stop. Or so he thought, as he noticed Aaron moving slightly.

Wait, but how-? Ah, who cares, I’ve still got the upper hand, he thought. He rushed forwards, planning on taking Aaron out quickly, only to be stopped by an armored fist crashing multiple times into his face and chest with an echoing, “ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!”

A light speed battle ensued, filling the air with seemingly stationary rubble. To an outside observer, one would only find rubble and dust clouds being kicked up seemingly at random, along with human shaped imprints being slammed into various places, some with six arms, others with a horned helm.

Gilgamesh finally managed to grab Aaron’s arms and halt his attack. “Ok pal, how’s this?” he said, anger seeping into his tone, as he dispersed his weapons and pulled back his other four free arms. “MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!” he shouted as he slammed Aaron with the same kind of attack he was dealt. “MUDA!” he cried with one last punch as his time stop finally ran out.

As both lightspeed warriors wound down to normal speeds, Aaron picked himself up once again, slamming another belt into place. A metallic “Sword Form!” rang out, shifting Aaron into the red and white, peach themed Kamen Rider/Imagin. “Ore… Sanjou!”

Gilgamesh smirked. “Nice. Do you get another personality, too?” he asked as he summoned his blades back.

“The hell do you think, jerkface!?” Momotaros hopped in place angrily, shaking his sword at the warrior. Aaron facepalmed from where he sat inside his mindscape.

The battle began anew, Imagin against Alpha-Level Displaced, in a dazzling display of swordsmanship and sparking armor. After a few minutes of this Gilgamesh jumped back and took a pose, his body glowing gold as Sakura blossoms fell around him and drums beat in the background. “Hissatsu, part 5.” He then dashed forwards in a near light-speed strike, followed by two more of the same before stopping. “Divide,” he finished, causing an explosion of fiery tornadoes to erupt from just behind him, engulf his opponent in the mile-long after-effect of his attack.

As the flames died out, a blue rider strode through the flames with a staff on one shoulder. “Yo… bokun tsurarete miru?” Just then, the blue rider flashed purple for a moment as he spoke, “Kotae wa kitenai!” pointing at Gilgamesh with a limp and casual finger.

“Mixing catchphrases now?” Gilgamesh asked.

As the blue rider shook his head, he faded out in a burst of pixels and a, “Nope, just a distraction.”

“ATTACK RIDE: BLAST!”

The announcement came from behind, prompting Gilgamesh to turn around, only to receive a hail of lasers to the face from a slightly scuffed up “Kamen Rider DiEnd!”

The gun-wielding blue rider offered a mocking salute, spinning his gun around his finger. “Got ya good, didn’t I?” He held up a familiar katana, “Missing something?”

Gilgamesh looked at his hand, finding Muramasa missing before growling. The blade disappeared from Aaron’s hand in a flash of light and back into his own. “Those weapons are as much a part of me as my own limbs. You won’t take them so easily. But I suppose fighting you head on isn’t the best idea anymore,” he said as he grabbed his scarf. With a flick of his wrist the scarf turned into a pair of dragon-like wings. As he began to fly into the air his whole body lit aflame. “Fire Blast!” he shouted as he fired a kanji-shaped fire attack from his mouth.

“ATTACK RIDE: INVISIBLE!”

Aaron faded out of existence right before the attack struck, leaving nothing but charred ground in its wake. “Hiding and waiting for an opportunity, huh? Smart. But let’s see if you can avoid this!” he shouted, flying higher and spinning, summoning his wind powers as he did. “Fire Spin!” Around his body formed a tornado of fire reaching from the ground and high into the sky. With a grunt of effort the flaming funnel began to slowly expand, torching anything it touched.

Thankfully that village is far away, he thought.

“SAIKURON! JOKAAA!”

A flying side kick caught Gilgamesh in the back, sending him down into the flames far below. Kamen Rider W landed a moment later with a call of “HEATO! JOKAA!”

“W, huh? Well, let’s see who’s hotter!” Gilgamesh shouted, dispersing his blades and pulling back all six of his arms, his hands alight. “HOLY FIRESTORM!” he cried as he punched forwards, six flaming tornadoes shooting from his hands before merging into one mountain sized funnel of fire.

“Oh shit!” Aaron leapt back, slamming discs into his new belt.

“TAKA! KUJAKU! CONDOR! TAJADOORU~”

Hundreds of flaming peacock feathers slammed into the flaming mountain, turning the unstoppable wall of fire into a battle of wills, one that covered the entire area with an inferno visible from Ponyville. With one last cry of effort, OOO dispelled both attacks, shifting from red to blue with a call of “SHACHI! UNAGI! TAKO! SH-SH-SHOUTA!” and melting into a flood of water, putting out as much of the fire as possible. “I never got to say this, but, Kamen Rider OOO! Shouta form!” Aaron struck another pose as he reformed. “This’ll be my last Kamen Rider, Gilgamesh. You prepared for an asskicking!?”

Gilgamesh summoned all his blades in response. “Let’s see what you’ve got left!”

“KUWAGATA! KAMAKIRI! BATTA! GATA-GATAKIRIBA!”

Green. A massive field of green, riders. Over two hundred riders, all cloned from a single one in the middle. “See, maybe I told a lie of omission, Gilgy. This maybe my last Kamen Rider, but the boys here…”

Henshin sounds and poses filled the air as every Rider and every form of each Rider spawned into existence, the main Aaron in front shifting into OOO’s traffic light colored Tatoba form. “Y’ready?”

Gilgamesh just stared for a moment, utterly shocked, before shaking his head and chuckling. “Well, I did ask for it,” he muttered.

As all the Riders leapt high into the air, the last one shrugged and lagged behind for a moment, “Hey, it’s not Kamen Rider… but this fits.” As he too leapt into the air, music played, nearly drowned out by the immense roar of over two hundred simultaneous calls of:

“HISSATSU! ALL RIDER KICK!”

And then a fiery rain of men came down, flattening Gilgamesh and blackening the sky. The last thing Gilgamesh saw before he passed out was a massive plume of fire reaching into the heavens.

Gilgamesh groaned as he finally began to awaken, his body racked with pain.

“How ya feeling?” Aaron asked, a smug look on his face.

“I feel like a puppy that’s been raped by a bulldozer.”

“... Well, I’m not Dio Brando, so that isn’t exactly the best analogy, but I gotta admit that you took those Rider Kicks like a total champ.” Aaron flashed a thumbs up, smiling with an audible ping shining off his teeth.

Gilgamesh chuckled, wincing in pain as he did. He then cast a Curaga spell on himself before sitting up. “Ugh, still not fully healed, but at least I won’t be stuck here.” He then looked down at his hands. “I guess even with all the multiverse hopping I did I’m still just a big fish in a small pond.” He clenched his fists. “I need to get stronger. For them,” he muttered.

“Well, to be honest, you fought against an eldritch abomination that’s been around for… about 22 quintillion years and used to be a SysAdmin. Then again… I was holding back… But besides all that, I may have some items of interest! See, I’m a bit of a salesman, and my schtick is that I sell literally everything you can or can’t imagine. Would you like to browse my wares?”

Gilgamesh looked surprised, taking a moment to recollect his thoughts. “Wait, you were a SysAdmin like Lady Faust? And that salesman schtick sounds like a Displaced that I’ve heard about named Umbra.”

“You met Auntie F? Oh yeah… I was there when she first started observing you. Ahem, and, uh, I was Umbra. Aaron Heibai, formerly known as Umbra Shadow-Walker. At your service.” He bowed in a semi-mocking manner, flashing into shadow form as he did so.

“So, wait, you gave up your job as a SysAdmin?” He then smirked. “Well, maybe we have more in common than I thought.”

“What do you mean?” Aaron asked, turning back to his human appearance.

“When I said I was blessed by Lady Faust, I meant it. She apparently took an interest in me and actually offered me a job as a SysAdmin. I turned her down though. As cool as it sounds to be what is essentially what humans think gods are, I prefer to mingle with the mortals. Still, she did give me the power to travel the Rift without need of tokens.”

“... I’m not exactly sure she’s allowed to do that… then again, it’s good that you didn’t accept, because when the purge hit… Well, let’s just say that a lot of SysAdmins got depowered. Me, I managed to escape through a loophole. Can’t purge a being that’s not an Admin, right? Thankfully, I can still access my previous levels, but I’m gonna need to pay out the ass for that. But enough about me. What, my armored friend, would you like?”

“‘Purge?’ What the-? You know what, I don’t think I want to know,” Gilgamesh said as he got up, groaning in pain as he did. “Well, I don’t know if you’d actually have anything I want. See, I might use weapons, but that’s because they’re part of my essence, so they can’t be taken from me to be used by others, so I probably won’t be buying any items.”

Aaron smirked, “What part of everything did you not understand? It’s not just items, Gilgy. Take a guess at what I’ve got. Go on, try.”

A glint of delight appeared in the warrior’s eyes. “Hamon? The art of Sendo?”

Aaron held up two books, one titled “Hamon for Dummies: An In Depth Field Guide to Unlocking Your Favorite Sun Based Power” the other titled “Sendo for Dummies: How to Turn Your Hamon Into Something Even DIO Would Run From.” He smirked, “Must you ask?”

“Ansatsuken Style? Satsui no Hadou included?”

Another book, this one with a silhouette of a man performing the Hadouken on its cover. “Tada~”

“Naruto style Ninjutsu?”

“Seriously? Of course!” This time it was a scroll with kanji scrawled on it. Beneath it was the subtitle “Chakra training for dummies.”

“What about… a Stand?”

Aaron paused for a minute and rifled through his pockets before pulling out a deck of cards, “Star Platinum, Magician’s Red, Silver Chariot, Hierophant Green, Hermit Purple, the Egyptian God Stands from Stardust Crusaders? Maybe you’d like The World?”

“Actually, I was thinking something a bit different. How about Tusk?”

Aaron drew out the appropriate card, “This one?”

“That’s it. And considering what made it effective, I’ll need knowledge on the Rotation as well.”

“Right then, would you like paperback or hardcover?” He held up another pair of books.

“I’ve always been a hardcover guy. I like when knowledge has weight. Oh, and one more thing I can think of. I found out I can cast spells that Gilgamesh wasn’t able to use, but it gives me a splitting headache, even something as weak as Esuna. I don’t suppose you’ve got the ability to enhance existing powers?”

“Of course I do. Would you like that in potion form, pill form, or another book?” Aaron waggled all three, his braid shaking the bottle of pills as if it were a third arm.

Gilgamesh looked at the odd sight for a moment before shaking his head. “Are they all permanent?”

“Of course! Why would I sell you a power-up if it wasn’t permanent? Wait, don’t answer that. I can think of plenty of reasons on my own. Point is, these are permanent. Just take the whole bottle of potion, or take two pills a day for the pills, or just read the book.”

“As much as I prefer earning my power, I don’t think I have that luxury. I’ll take the potion. Just guzzle it all down and powers enhanced, right?” he asked, reaching for the bottle.

“Yup” Aaron flicked away the other two, drawing out a calculator. “Well, for all of these, the total comes up to a nice, round three hundred bits.”

Gilgamesh went quiet, stopping right before he managed to uncork the potion. “Um… that might be a problem. See, I kinda spent my new life doing everything I could to live without any money. So yeah, I don’t have a single bit to my name.”

Aaron shrugged, “Got anything of value on you that you’d be willing to part with?”

Gilgamesh thought for a moment before reaching behind him and pulling out a Plumber’s badge. “I don’t suppose you take Tokens? I guess I don’t really need them considering I can traverse the Rift freely now.”

“I do, I do… That’ll take out a good chunk of the price. Now we’re down to two hundred and a Plumber’s badge Token.”

“Two hundred, huh?” He reached behind himself again and pulled out a Unitrix. “How’s this?”

“Another hundred off.”

Gilgamesh hesitated a moment before handing over the item, looking it longingly, before pulling out a vial. “How about a vial of the T-Virus?”

“And like that, your debt is cleared.” Aaron stuffed the books and potion into a bag and levitated the whole package over, pulling a receipt out of thin air and affixing it to the handles.

“Thanks,” he replied, handing over the last token and taking the bag. “I might come see you again in the future. Or, I’d like to anyway. How would I contact you?”

Aaron held out a generic looking smartphone. “Just use this. It’s automatically connected to my position and it can call every other cell phone you know the number to. Oh, it also calls Token owners. So if you need help and don’t have someone’s token on you, this works in place of one.”

“Great! What’s the battery life?” Gilgamesh asked, taking the device.

“Infinite, as is the storage capacity.”

“And does it have all the other functions a smartphone might have? Can I get youtube? Netflix, maybe?”

“Anywhere and anywhen. If a smartphone can have it, you can get it.”

“Sweet! Thanks a lot, Aaron,” he replied, pocketing the device. “I’m glad I was able to fight with you. As the saying goes, ‘there are a thousand lessons in defeat, but none in victory.’ I needed to fight someone truly stronger than me to grow. Also, I think I might’ve needed my ego knocked down a peg. After you kill an interdimensional universe destroying sorcerer, even the most humble start to think pretty highly of themselves.”

“... Universe destroying sorcerer? Where the hell was I when that happened? Oh yeah… I was quitting my day job. Whoops. Anyway, it’s no problem. I think I need my ego knocked down a few pegs, actually… even if Universes tend to try to kick my ass when I enter them, sometimes.”

“Yeah, it’s a harsh life, but at least it’s interesting. Anyway, I think I’m gonna go check on some old friends of mine. See ya around?”

“Yup. I’ll show you to the door, if you want. People have gotten lost in here… I would know.”

“Nah, I’ll just cut my way back to the Rift… Unless that would cause you problems?”

“I don’t think so… But then again, this thing is just an infinite subspace pocket inside of my shadow form… Eh, shouldn’t cause any problems”

“Alrighty then. So long and thanks for all the superpowers!” Gilgamesh replied, cutting open a hole with his naginata before jumping inside with a wave.

"Don't you just love it when you beat the shit out of someone and they still decide to be your friend?" Aaron smirked. "Oh wait shit I gotta go find Juno and Jupiter! Fuck!"

Exit, pursuing two catpeople.

Author's Notes:

Pounded this one out in like... five and a half, six hours. Thanks ShinigamiSparda!

God, this'd been planned for MONTHS... It's even better than I thought it'd be...