Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and it looks like we have another unexpected off-season bonus episode. Fortunately, everypony has paid their taxes and there haven't been any uprisings so I shall share with you my synopsis of "Swamp Fever Strikes Again!"

Well it looks like my sexy Fluttershy is out addressing most of the town so I shall watch here from my balcony so that in the event she freaks out and needs some TLC from yours Truly, I can quickly get down there.

Remember how she found the cure for Swamp Fever after she got Zecora sick? Well she is out informing the town about the disease, everything from what causes it to the symptoms, to the cure and how it is acquired. I am proud of my girl for spreading her knowledge but some of the ponies down there I am not so impressed with. I am watching Pinkie from here and I can see the wheels turning in her head, I can see her wanting to cough bubbles and sneeze lightning.

Alright, it looks like Fluttershy has finished her lesson and now something completely unexpected happens. It looks like Pinkie has rounded up Cheerilee and her entire class and they are discussing taking a visit to this swamp to see how these flowers actually work. Now I have come to the conclusion that not only is Pinkie out of her pie craving mind but Cheerilee is a fucking moron. Seriously Cheers, you would rather go and risk getting sick than coming up and making me happy? Guess what folks, after this episode is over the sexiest schoolteacher in Equestria is going to get punished severely!

All I have to say is that I'm glad that the CMC did not join everypony else on this botany lesson. I swear, most of those kids must be idiots and so must Cheerilee because they got in the water and got sprayed. Even worse, in her attempt to rescue my teaching lovely, Pinkie got sprayed too. Now get this, this leaves Snips and Snails as the only ponies to go and get this cure. I have a bad feeling that I'm going to wind up being short one lovely because from what I understand, once the victim of Swamp Fever completely turns into a tree, they can't be saved.

Now I have only one option, I must follow Dumb and Dumber out to the bayou to watch them and the trouble they are going to cause. I swear, some places in Equestria are so remote. This place seems just as remote as that hippie commune Apple Bloom made that pie delivery to. Enough about that though, I am officially in a state of shock. Snips and Snails managed to remember what Meadowbrook's tree looked like from what my Fluttershy told everypony.

Just like what my girls did, they broke into the place and were greeted by Cat Tail. You should have heard his response when he heard what those two told him and this is why the FX version is better. He yelled, "Good grief, is your teacher a fucking moron or something?"

I swear, those two must have lame parents because they got upset at him for using profanity around them! They claimed that their parents don't think colts should be exposed to such language. What a bunch of losers, yeah they may be smarter than Cheerilee right now but they are obviously a couple of naive fucks who need to go and get a life.

Alright, Cat Tail told them about what they need to do to get the honey and they act like they have no idea what he is talking about. Hell Snips even went as far as saying that he bet he could get the honey without that mask, what an idiot. Even though his slightly less dumb friend and Cat Tail told him to wear the mask, he went and tried to get the honey without it. Of course we all know the little idiot got stung multiple times.

After dragging Snips into Meadowbrook's tree, Snails put the mask on and was able to easily get what should be enough honey to cure the idiots back home but something is going to delay their return. Apparently Snips is allergic to these bees' venom and has went into a delayed state of shock. Well isn't this just dandy? Now they are going to have to wait a couple of days before they can return. What is even worse, there is no anti-venom for these damn bees so if Snips winds up dying, Snails will likely go into emotional despair and drown himself out here.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to just grab that honey and fly it back to Ponyville but unfortunately someauthor won't let me! He won't let me save my sexy schoolteacher!

"Princess Celestia, I am sorry but that is not part of the plan!"

"But StormLuna, what if Cheerilee turns into a tree? I will lose a lovely and there will be nopony to teach the foals!"

"Oh I'm sure I can find you another lovely and I'm sure finding another teacher won't be that hard."

"But who StormLuna, I don't think there are any other good teachers out there!"

"Oh I'll get Iron Will to do it. His self help business collapsed and I heard his zeppelin cruise business failed too."

"But he's a mino...."

"No buts Celestia, if Cheerilee turns into a tree, just deal with it!"

Can you believe it? StormLuna doesn't even care if I lose a lovely and the foals lose their beloved teacher. Well I guess I'll just have to hope that he will find another lovely for me and I suppose Iron Will churning out a bunch of narcissistic brats will have to do.

We all had to wait for three days for Snips to be ready to return to Ponyville, three days. I am getting really worried because what if ponies succumb to this a lot quicker than zebras do? I may have to just grab them in my aura and fly them home but I shall resist because I don't want to anger an author who is pissed his baseball team has fallen down 0-2 in the NLCS.

Finally Dumb and Dumber got back to Ponyville and it looks like my fears were right, not only had they begun to grow leaves but a few even began to take root, including Cheerilee. Luckily for me though Snails managed to give the honey to everypony and they were all saved except one. The colt with the silverware cutie mark turned into a tree. Don't worry, I forced Cheerilee to go and notify his parents of the bad news but after that, I decided she had to be punished severely for taking her class over there to start with. Pinkie on the other hoof, I'll just fine her a few hundred bits since she has saved Equestria in the past.

Once the episode ended I decided to hand out some punishments. Cheerilee I hauled up to my sleeping chambers and not only did I give it to her rough, I also let the girls from Somnambula give it to her rough. I tell you, they are so much happier now than they were the day I brought them home with me but Cheerilee wasn't the only one I punished!

I decided that since Fluttershy brought it up in front of the whole town that she had to be punished too. Let's just say that not only did I give it to her rough, Luna has really gotten freaky and made her life miserable as well and of course, the girls I brought home had their way with her as well.

I tell you, these off-season specials are pretty fun and have given me a bit more leeway in the way I can punish my girls when they misbehave. Now that I have satisfied my sexual appetite, it is time to go chow down on the cake that is being delivered to my balcony. If you need something that requires royal help don't bother. I'm eating my cake, Luna is chowing down on the girls from Somnambula and Twilight, well I don't know where the hell she is, maybe she went to screw Cadence since those two like getting freaky fairly often.