Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess and I am in a very good mood. The girls I brought up with me from southern Equestria have been extremely subservient, everypony has paid their taxes and there have been no uprisings so I have decided I will share with you my synopsis of the unexpected episode "Back Out to Our Town."

Another morning has arrived and it looks like some ponies are getting ready for a road trip down in Ponyville and guess what, I have decided to join them. I want to know what they are up to and I don't feel like simply using my magic to monitor them so I decided to do the invisibility and teleport spell to go down there.

Regarding this trip, it looks like Big Mac is making another apple delivery out to Our Town, again! I can't help but wonder if something is going on between Big Mac and Sugar Belle. I know that I bitch when mares grow close with members of the lesser sex but I'll make an exception here. Big Mac is strong, nice and loyal and I can tell if he and Sugar Belle hook up, he would be perfect for her. I'm going to share a little secret with you but don't you tell anypony or I'll impale Twilight with my horn, Big Mac is the one male I don't consider to be inferior. I actually think of him as equal with mares which is why I will give a relationship between him and Sugar Belle my blessing.

Now regarding the other ponies going on this trip. Starlight looks like she has grabbed a fair amount of bits and plans on buying a lot of treats from Sugar Belle since they are so good. I wonder if she makes cake because if she does, I'll force Starlight to buy me some since she has misbehaved lately and I own her again. The CMC are also going because they got a letter from that Feather Bangs idiot requesting that they help him talk to the mares up there without getting so nervous he can't say much of anything to them.

Eventually we headed out and I can't help but wonder what is going to happen regarding this Feather Bangs idiot. Starlight has told me a bit about him and she told me that he is a pretty boy that probably shouldn't be chasing after mares since he is basically a grade A diva. Maybe I won't have to worry about it because I'm sure I can get most of the mares up there to see that mares are better and he'll die of a broken heart.

Once we got out there I couldn't help but remember seeing my girls imprisoned in the propaganda hut which has been turned into another house and just like she told me, Starlight's old house is gone and has been replaced by a tree. It is kind of saddening because I could have used that place to break in any new lovelies I might acquire out here.

Naturally once we got to town Big Mac headed straight to Sugar Belle's bakery. Starlight was going to head straight there too but she thought she'd give the two love birds some space so she went to talk to Night Glider, Party Favor and Double Diamond to catch up. There wasn't anything interesting going on there so I figured I'd spy on the CMC while they went to find Feather Bangs and he wouldn't be too hard to find.

Get this, now he is trying to impress Night Glider! Good grief he is an idiot! Can't he tell that she and Party Favor have grown fairly close and that Double Diamond seems fairly protective of those two. Oh well, with Starlight being there I know things will be fine. I was secretly hoping that she would unmark the idiot and injure him but she knows she can't do that. She did however smack him a few times and told him to leave her friends alone.

Eventually the girls heard him whining and begging Starlight to stop smacking him so they went to his rescue. This is sad, very sad. Three fillies had to save a "stallion" from a mare who would stop at nothing to stand up for her friends. It was kind of funny how the girls were giving him words of comfort and trying to build his confidence back up. Oh well, if the mares in this town paid attention to this, they'll see how truly pathetic he is and maybe run him out of town.

Now for the girls aiding Feather Bangs in learning how to talk to the mares instead of him simply using lame pickup lines and doing dumb shit like juggling. They told him that the mares aren't going to be impressed by that, that they will be impressed by him doing meaningful things for them. Well he better hope that none of them want things built for them because I'm pretty sure he has no experience with a hammer.

Now this is horribly pathetic, he saw those three mares that seemed so mesmerized by him and the girls told him to go talk to them. Even though he was a babbling mess and only said some dumb pickup line to them they still gave him that lovesick sigh and started talking about how wonderful he was. I have decided that is going to stop. I haven't exactly decided how I'm going to do it yet though. Who knows, I may make myself known, tell these ponies that he MUST be unmarked and then have Starlie unmark him. I know that will bring back bad memories to these ponies but hey, if I tell them it must be done then they won't think anything bad about Starlight.

Enough about Feather Bangs for now, off to the bakery. It seems like just another delivery, well for Big Mac anyway. Sugar Belle and Big Mac are talking about how life is going so maybe I can sneak in undetected. I did so for two reasons, one I wanted to see if I would eventually be officiating a wedding but more importantly, I wanted to see if there was anything good to eat. Now I would not be thrilled with what I saw, there was no cake in there! There was not even one measly slice in there. Now I feel like this trip was all for naught and that maybe Luna should have done this instead since there were tons and tons of fritters.

Enough of this, watching Big Mac and Sugar Belle giggle and talk about their feelings is boring as hell and I'm not even going to bother listening in on Starlight and her other friends because I am watching from a distance and it.....wait a minute, am I hearing this right? Is Night Glider talking to Starlight about having a threesome with her and Trixie? Maybe this will be worth my time.

I sneaked over there and sure enough, that is what I heard. What really surprised me is Night Glider told her to bring Trixie out and they could have that threesome next weekend. Of course Party Favor sighed in sadness because apparently that is her sign that she only likes mares and that she only sees him as a good friend. Now this makes me happy knowing that another mare in this country has proven that she has good taste in who she wants to buck.

Enough with them, I'm going back to monitor the girls and Feather Bangs. Now here is something hilarious, he tried talking to one of the other mares in town and used that pickup line and she smacked him! Yep she smacked him and even better, she told him that she hopes that Starlight unmarked him and then gave him a sex change operation. I'm going to be honest though, I don't see Starlight even exposing herself to something as nasty as a penis. I could see her simply pawning him off on me and making me do it but hey, I'll gladly do it since I've done it before.

Finally after what seemed to be forever Big Mac is ready to leave and Starlight was finally able to go in and buy some treats. I decided to follow her in and I am not a happy princess. She wound up buying a lot of fritters and told Sugar Belle that she is hoping to "get on Luna's good side." I can't help but wonder what the hell she meant by that. I think she knows about how Luna has suddenly started joining in on my sexy times and she wants to get in Luna's coat. What if she was to want to have a solo session with Luna? Well I guess that would beat her engaging in activities with a member of the lesser sex.

Here we are at the end of the episode and the girls finally got Feather Bangs to go talk to those mares that like him so much. Scootaloo simply told him to tell them what he really felt and get this, he told them that he would love nothing more than to knock them all up! What happened next was even funnier, they ganged up on him and stomped him into the ground. Now I have decided that those three must be rewarded for this!

The last thing they showed was the CMC pulling his bruised body up but after the credits started to roll, I made myself known and I shocked everypony. Now was I going to go and whine to Sugar Belle about her not having any cake, no I was not. I did go and talk to three hotties who suddenly proved that they are not mindless dingbats. While everypony else was leaving, they led me into their house and we decided to have some fun. Yes other ponies bitched about the noise but that wouldn't be a problem for much longer.

Those three not only meet my requirements because of their sexiness, but they also satisfied my needs in the bedroom and best of all, they begged me to take them home with me and get them away from Feather Bangs. Sweet, unlike the mares from Somnambula who were unhappy I took them, these three happily joined me! Now that they will join the other two as on-site lovelies, I figure I may as well build them their own room. I also told those three about my other girls and they can't wait to meet them!

I know I'm likely going way too much into detail but these three are rather assertive so I know they'll own the girls from southern Equestria and maybe dominate me once in a while. Normally I wouldn't allow that but I might let these three do it rather frequently, all at once of course!

It is time to go now and I have three very hot mares to carry home in my aura. What a shame they didn't share their names with me when I gave them their entrance exam but I'll find out once I get them home. Now there is one final thing I have to hope for, I have to hope that Starlight doesn't seduce Luna with those fritters she bought because I know for a fact that Trixie will be devastated and a devastated Trixie is no fun in the sack.

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