Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I have some amazing news for you! For the first time ever, the writers have decided to not just force everypony to go into hibernation for several months and are going to have some things happen during the off-season. Yeah it means that Twily won't be confined to my sleeping chambers but perhaps I can cause some trouble! I'm in such a good mood I shall give you the synopsis of the unexpected episode, "A Flurry of Destruction."

Another day has arrived in Ponyville and it looks like my little Twily has quite a busy day on her schedule. It looks like she is going to go give some sort of lecture at the local school. Seriously Twily, I didn't think they were ready for sex ed! I know Cheerilee is frustrated and has been wanting some action but is school really the place to do that?

As you all probably know I am upset that Twilight would put all of this ahead of coming up to see me so I have decided to stir up some trouble. A couple days ago I sent a message to Cadence telling her that I needed to see her, Shining Armor and that sorry excuse of a creature they call a crystaller for a couple days. To make things more fun, I told them that Twilight had a completely empty schedule and ordered them to drop Flurry off with her!

Now for the fun part, Twilight's reaction when the royal couple showed up with Flurry and basically pawned her off on her. Of course my sexy Twily, wanting to reclaim her title of BAE (best aunt ever) immediately agreed to watch her despite Spike throwing a fit claiming that they had so much to do. Now I must say I am proud of Twilight, she smacked Spike and told him to shut the hell up! To make matters better Hasbro decided to air these off-season bonus episodes on FX so no editing is needed!

Ok, Flurry has been dropped off and Cadence and company are headed up here. Now I am going to need to have somepony keep them occupied because not only have I had a cake delivered to my balcony, I'm sure that Flurry is going to cause all sorts of mayhem. I hope she causes so much that I have to go down and make Twily feel all better!

It took a while but eventually Twilight, Flurry and Spike head off towards the school so her and Cheerilee can give the kiddos a live porno. Now both of them must be punished. It is bad enough they are going to do this in front of the students but exposing Flurry to this is unacceptable! I'm pretty sure she still has virgin eyes because no way in hell does Cadence screw her mane stylist in front of her.

Alright, it turns out that Twilight is simply giving them a history lesson on Equestria and as expected, most of the kids have fallen asleep and Flurry is yanking on Twilight's tail because she wants to play instead of listening to her drone on about something that nopony cares about.

Now my plan is really going to start to take shape. Flurry finally got sick and tired of Twily not paying attention to her so she simply decided to start discharging energy. I can see in one of the windows and what I saw was hilarious! She woke those brats up by destroying a few desks, she caused Cheerilee to scream in pain when she burned her so bad she lost most of her tail and get this, she bit Twilight! Yep, she clamped down on one of her ears and continued firing energy until she took out an entire wall! This is way too funny, our beloved Flurry is causing some damage.

Now I am not happy with Twilight. She went into full blown bitch mode and began yelling at poor little Flurry. Of course Flurry put up her defense shield until Twilight decided to calm down and apologize to her for being such a bitch. Now that the school has been destroyed and Cheerilee frazzled, what else do they have to do?

Oh yay, now Twilight is going to see Rarity! Now girls, don't go doing things around her that she shouldn't be seeing! Shit, I can't see inside of Rarity's home so I do the invisibility and teleport to see all the action. Now I never knew that Twilight had any interest in sewing because Rarity is giving her a lesson. I can see it in Twilight's eyes though, she's thinking that maybe if she learns how to sew, that Rarity will pick her more often than she does Fluttershy.

Once again Flurry is angry and begins to discharge energy, blasting out windows in Rarity's house. Now I feel so bad for Flurry because Rarity has began calling her every name in the book! Now Flurry must have heard all these words before because she begins to destroy Rarity's inspiration room! Oh this is too funny, she destroyed her fabric, she destroyed her sewing machine and blew out a window before taking off. Now Twily is all grumpy and has taken off after her and of course I have to follow them!

I wasn't sure where Flurry was going to go next but soon I would discover it and I would be happy, well somewhat. She has flown over to one of my favorite places, Fluttershy's cottage. Fluttershy was once again proving that she cares way too much about those stupid animals and not nearly enough about me as she was out there trying to teach her squirrels how to dance! Good grief, what a dumb bitch. Luckily for me that would be interrupted when Flurry landed on Fluttershy's back and clung to her.

When Twily arrived she was visibly angry and when she tried to pick Flurry off of Fluttershy's back, she put up her defense shield because she was scared of Twilight and was not about to go anywhere with her. Now Fluttershy's reaction was hilarious. She scolded, "Now Twilight, if you'd stop being such a bitch to the poor thing maybe she wouldn't be doing this!" Oh how I love the FX version, no editing!

Well my Twily decided that if she can't get her with magic, she'll get her the old fashioned way, with her hooves. Once again Flurry has proven that she does not want to go anywhere with her because she bit her, again! It isn't just Twilight that she has angered, she has angered Fluttershy too. In a desperate attempt to avoid being taken, she fired some energy and fried one of Fluttershy's rabbits! Sweet, now I can have that rabbit stew I have been dreaming of.

Now Flurry has taken off and you'd think that my Twily would take off after her but she didn't! Her and Fluttershy were both so agitated and frazzled that they went into her cottage and had some fun! Normally I would have joined them but I had to keep an eye on Flurry. I know that Cadence would be a grade A bitch if Flurry suddenly went missing and there was no trace of her. Hey, I'm doing Twilight a favor because I know for a fact that if Flurry went missing entirely, Cadence would stop putting out, well for her anyway.

Luckily for me and unfortunately for Twilight, Flurry took off for Canterlot. I know Twily will have a very angry brother and an even angrier sister-in-law if they see Flurry up here without her. I'm going to let you all in on something and if you tell anypony else, I'll slaughter Rainbow on screen since I know you all love her so much. Trying to keep up with Flurry is challenging and tiring!

Finally though I followed her into the library and she began to giggle like she always does and like always, the snotty patrons of the library told her to shush for making noise. Most ponies obey their requests but Flurry continued to giggle louder and began destroying books, whole shelves of books. I tell you, she especially angered Moondancer when she destroyed not only the table she was sitting at but the books that were on it.

Now I was not happy when the unicorns in there started firing energy at her. It looks like I'm going to have some ponies to round up and punish severely, perhaps the moon for a while. For all of you who love Flurry don't worry, I know who they are. After destroying a great number of books Flurry finally blew a window out and headed towards the palace, probably looking for her mama.

I followed her and she was sitting there on my balcony doing something that would normally piss me off, she was eating my cake! Yep, she was eating my cake but I'll let it slide since she is so adorable and didn't know any better. Now I better catch her before she eventually finds her parents. I went after her but she headed in, blew my door off and headed straight towards the throne room. Shit, that is where Cadence is! If she gets there, Cadence and Shining Armor will be furious! They're already mad enough I threw their crystaller in the dungeon because he smiled at me and now this? What if she was to stop putting out for me too? I can't let that happen!

I continued to chase her but before I could catch her, she flew into the throne room and landed on Cadence's back. Great, just great. Cadence gave me a horrible glare and asked me why Flurry was in the castle and not with Twilight. It was then I realized, this ain't my fault so why should I worry. I told her that I wasn't responsible for her, that she put Twilight in charge of watching her. That got her to calm down but oh boy, she began to talk about how she was going to punish Twilight for being the worst aunt ever.

She asked me where she was and I told her how I had been watching things from my balcony and that she was with Fluttershy engaging in some of their favorite activities. Cadence knew what I was talking about so she had Shining Armor watch Flurry while she sped off to Ponyville to punish a couple of ponies, Twilight for simply allowing her to fly off and Fluttershy because she took Twily inside to have fun and while she did that, I headed up to my balcony to watch what was going on.

I tell you, this is where the FX version is so much better! As I watched from my balcony I saw Twilight and Fluttershy sucking face outside of her cottage and Cadence landed in front of them in a fury. I was seriously hoping that Cadence would punish them severely outside so I could watch them from up here but like always, I had to do the invisibility and teleport spell and holy shit, Cadence is really punishing them! Their cries of pain are almost unbearable even for me! Key word though, almost!

As the episode was ending they showed Cadence exiting Fluttershy's cottage with a bit of blood on her horn. I suppose that there are even some things that even they can't show. Oh well, I'm sure that most everyone knew what was going on. I'm sure they figured that Cadence was running her entire horn up inside both of them!

The episode ended and I decided to check on my girls and the poor things were bloodied down south and I decided to be nice and use my magic to heal them, at a price! I forced them to come with me up to my sleeping chambers and locked them in for six days straight and you're not going to believe this, Luna decided to join us. I never once imagined that my sister would join in on my sexy times but I must say, she has a thing for Fluttershy and I think the feelings are mutual! Oh well, I'm sure we can make an agreement on who gets Fluttershy on what day.

Now if all of you will excuse me, my sister and I have two hot mares to have a whole lot of fun with. If you need something taken care of, talk to one of the guards. I'm sure they can take care of things.