Hello everypony, it is your Sexy Sun Goddess again and I have some good news! I promised Flitter a couple of sacrificial lovelies for tonight so she spared me her wrath. Alright, now on to more important matters, as promised, I shall give you my synopsis of "Shadow Play, Part 2."

Now where were we? Oh yes, Twilight has released the Pony of Shadows from limbo and is now terrified. Well perhaps she will think twice in the future and listen to Starlight for a change. You know, if she would have defied me like that she would have been punished so bad that her cries would have been heard by Luna on the moon. Alright, enough about that. Well here we have Starswirl the Arrogant being certain that he can take this thing on but he can barely get any magic out of his horn! What a loser, my guess is that Pharynx could imitate him and produce more magic.

And now for something worse, apparently the spell to fix this problem was in Starswirl's journal, or allegedly anyway but thanks to Starswirl laying an egg in his attempt to take out the Pony of Shadows, it was able to destroy his journal and now they have to find out another way to take care of the problem. Memo to Starlight: Go back to the castle, travel back in time a week, promise Twilight you'll let her dominate you if she will not mess with this and everything will be just fine! Sadly that did not cross her mind and now Equestria could be cast into an eternal shadow, thanks a lot Twily.

It looks like my Twily is going to try and impress her idol by at least running off the Pony of Shadows with her magic but it looks like that thing is going to defeat her, it is shoving her magic down into her. Guess who saves the day though, Starlight! With her incredibly superior magic she was able to save my Twily from blowing up or whatever would have happened to her. Eventually the shadow pony winds up running off to cause mayhem elsewhere and they have decided to return to the castle. While they are headed back, I finally got a good look at Somnambula and guess what, I'm getting another lovely, I'm getting another lovely! Also, remember how she saved that stupid prince from that sphinx? It may be over a millennium overdue but I'm punishing her severely and I know Flitter will gladly join me!

Once they arrived back at the castle, Starswirl noticed something about the castle, its energy. Oh my goodness, that old codger figured out that it came from the Tree of Harmony! You know, I thought with the way he has been behaving lately that he was going senile but apparently not. It looks like he has used his magic on the map and the Tree appears. Oh joy, somepony used their magic on the map again and now it is probably ruined just like it was when a certain unicorn with more magic that my Twily zapped it.

Alright, we have learned from the Old Pillars that the Tree actually came from them and the Elements are tied to their qualities. Huh, I could see that with most of them but I don't think Starswirl's being an asshole exactly mirrors Twilight's being second best when it comes to magic. Anyway, now they have to come up with a plan to defeat the shadow pony before the land is shrouded in darkness. Wait a minute, if it is shrouded in darkness it may keep my lovelies in the mood all the time so maybe it won't be so bad!

Alright, now I am an extremely unhappy princess. Starswirl has got it in his head that to defeat the Pony of Shadows that they are going to have to sacrifice the Elements of Harmony. What the hell? Does that old coot not know what the hell would happen if the Tree was to die? Now my Twily is showing that she still has some sense when she told him that Equestria would suffer without the Elements but her idol doesn't care! He wants Equestria to suffer it seems. You know, life would be so much easier if they just got in touch with me, had me come out there, banish the shadow pony and Starswirl to the moon and then spill Sunburst's blood out there. Unfortunately, that would make way too much sense to happen.

Alright, it looks like the places where the Pony of Shadows could be hiding. I'm not overly sure about this because a lot of those places aren't so dark anymore. Of course it is likely just Starswirl and his absent minded sorcery that is causing this. He doesn't know anything about modern geography so how would he know anyway, his magic is inferior to Starlight's and he has done nothing but bitch, bitch, bitch ever since he got back!

Well the Pillars have headed out with Twilight's friends to try and find the shadow pony while Twilight and Starlight have stayed in the castle. Now get this, Twilight is pouting over her releasing evil into the world just because she wanted to meet her idol. Yes Twilight, you fucked up royally and now you have to live with the consequences. If anypony dies, it will be your fault and you will be punished severely, even more severely than I already have planned.

Now Twilight is actually showing a little bit of sense, she admits that she should have listened to Starlight. Damn straight she should have. This whole mess could have been averted had she just listened to her superior and joined her in her bedroom but oh no, she just had to go and release the Pony of Shadows. Now for one little thing they couldn't show while the animators weren't looking. Starlight forced Twilight onto the map and punished her! Starlight was in the mood for horn sex and I tell you, she sure gave it to Twilight rough, so rough I heard her cries of pain! Maybe next time Twilight will learn to listen to Starlight instead of putting Equestria in jeopardy.

After Starlight being rough with Twily and then cleaning the blood off of her horn, we can get back to what the animators could show, Twilight was feeling bad about them not only going to lose the Old Pillars but going to lose the Elements as well. Starlight says she has another idea that wouldn't involve banishing but it is immediately shot down by my Twily because she "wanted to take her magic as seriously as Starswirl does." I can tell by the look on Starlight's face that she thinks that Twilight really needs to rethink things and unless she wants another punishing session of horn sex, she probably better.

While Twilight was getting punished by Starlight and Starswirl and Sunburst was doing Faust knows what (I'd rather not know), it looks like the other girls and their elder counterparts have headed to Manehattan to discover that it is way too bright and over developed for the Pony of Shadows to be hiding there. Well no shit ladies, I could have told you that without you wasting government funds on the trip out there. I'm thinking I'll simply force Applejack to give Luna fritters for free, force Pinkie to give me cake for free, fine Rainbow a ton of money and punish Rarity and Fluttershy over this. Hey that way, we all win, right?

Alright, after finishing wasting government funds, everypony has returned to the castle and all of a sudden Twilight has come up with a new banishing spell, one that wouldn't require losing the Elements. Good, I was hoping that she could come up with something to keep Starswirl from destroying our wonderful country. Now for the bad news, Starswirl claims her spell is only half baked and that he wouldn't consider using it. What a prick! Now Twily, do you see now why Starswirl never got laid? Do you see now why he couldn't get a marefriend to save his soul? It was because he was an asshole, that's why!

Now they are planning their trip to Hollow Shades and while most everypony seems enthusiastic, Starswirl still seems to be his grouchy, asshole self. Now for something amazing, the only rational thinking pony in the bunch has finally decided to offer her alternative to dooming Equestria forever. Yep, Starlight has suggested talking to the Pony of Shadows and seeing if they could convince him to not want to doom Equestria. Good girl Starlie, good girl! Unfortunately, Starswirl dismisses the idea and then pisses me off. He claimed, "Once a villain, always a villain." That old coot knows nothing about modern Equestria. Let's see, Starlight, Luna, Discord and Sunset are proof that his uneducated statement is completely false.

Now we learn about what may have finally caused the Pony of Shadows to come to be. Get this, it was a pony named Stygian who actually got the Old Pillars together to defeat *gasps* the sirens! So that is what they looked like they were banished? Ok, now I know for sure, do not go through the mirror, find Sonata and bring her home because those things look scary as hell! Wait a minute, they had those pendants back then. I wonder if since they don't have them anymore that if I brought them back that they would be ponies instead? As much as I think that Sonata would likely become a little hottie who would be forced into my harem, I better not risk anything.

Alright, back to Stygian. Well after rounding up the Old Pillars and tricking the sirens to go through a portal to the human world, they all celebrate but he gets no credit at all. He may not have had powerful magic but he did round them up so that should have counted for something. According to Starswirl, he stole their artifacts and wanted to take that power for himself. Given that this is coming from him, I call bullshit on it. I'm certain there has to be something else that happened, something that may actually be a sad story.

I swear, the more I see Starswirl and his attitude, the more agitated I get. I swear, if Flitter were into guys I'd turn her loose on him right now with as pissed as she is but luckily for your sexy Sun Goddess, she isn't! Alright, back to Twilight's castle. Starlight finally decides to tell Starswirl what she thinks. She uses herself as an example that ponies can change and has hopes that maybe Stygian could as well but Starswirl blows his stack over it and claims you can't befriend a pony like that. You know what, Starlight is right. It's a good thing he wasn't around back when she was defeated or Twilight may have banished her to limbo. The look on Twilight's face when she said that was priceless. It looked like maybe she was finally beginning to see how shortsighted her idol is, but will it really sink in?

What happened next would bring me a lot of concern, they headed out to the Tree of Harmony and took the Elements away! Do they not remember how it nearly withered away and died last time? Oh but because Starswirl said it was necessary, everypony except Starlight went along with the plan. Complete idiots they are, believing an old coot in a wizard outfit would know best. Hell that is almost as bad as taking anything that creature Twilight befriended seriously. Come on all of you, if Starlight says your idea is screwed up, then it is likely screwed up!

Now they have went to Hollow Shades and have fallen into the Well of Shade. Guess who shows up to wipe them out, the Pony of Shadows. Oh please all of you, please just let Starlight talk to that thing, let it know that it can change and that life would be better. Use your story as an example and maybe Equestria would be saved. Unfortunately, that is not what happened.

Well it looks like they have decided to screw Equestria over and use the Elements on that thing. Wait a minute, is that a pony trapped in there? It is Stygian and it looks like Twilight is finally going to put to use the skills I taught her, she is heading in to offer that poor soul friendship. I can't help but feel bad for him, he admits that he wasn't jealous and wanted power, all he did was make replicas so he could have their respect. Now I'm not sure if Twilight can get through to him but I know of somepony who can!

Enter Starlight Glimmer, she too goes into the shadow to talk to this poor soul and despite this, the darkness is still consuming him. My girls know they have to do something so they attempt to pull him out of the shadow. While I admire their perseverance, it turns out it will take a whole lot more than just them to save him, it took everypony and the power of the Elements of Harmony but finally, they were able to save Stygian, destroy the Pony of Shadows and guess what? The Elements were not lost nor were the Old Pillars!

I am so relieved that everything wound up being ok but there were two things that made me the happiest. Starswirl admitting that they were a bunch of assholes to Stygian and that arrogance clouded their judgment. What was even better, my Starlie bragged to Starswirl about how she was RIGHT! Yep, diplomacy did the trick here and Starlight is the one who was pretty much responsible for them choosing the right path to handle this. She may be Twilight's student but with the way she acts, you'd think she was mine. I'm so proud!

Get this, Twilight had the audacity to bring the winner of the 2017 Grump of the Year award to the castle. Weird thing is, he lost the attitude when he saw us but instead, complemented me on how tall I had gotten! Damn straight Starswirl, when you're the most powerful being in the universe you're going to grow big! Now for what I finally wanted to hear, he praised my subjects and said that if I needed wisdom, just turn to my lovelies and their not so attractive friends. Oh Starswirl, if you only knew. I have plenty of wisdom but Starlight is probably the one who could provide me with everything I need to know.

Oh boy, I have a feeling that Starlight is likely going to anger Trixie. Look at the way her and Twilight are interacting. Twilight admitted to Starlight that she was right and when they hugged, I could tell what was really going to happen when they got home, sexy times! Now I would normally have joined them but makeup sex is meant to just be between two ponies, not three or more. Now don't worry about me, I grabbed Fluttershy and Rarity, hauled them up to my sleeping chambers and gave them to Flitter. Now Starswirl and the other Pillars asked what those cries of pain were and I simply had to tell him that they was hearing things.

Oh and don't worry everypony, he didn't demand that we turn over those essays we owed him before he went missing. Good thing too because I don't think either one of us even remembered what we were supposed to write.

Now season 7 is over and after Twilight and Starlight have their makeup sex, Twilight shall join me in punishing Somnambula for saving that prince. She's finally going to learn that you do not go saving members of the lesser sex, especially when your true overlord is far more powerful!