Good morning everypony it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I am in an extremely bad mood. For starters, the castle chef lost the recipe for my favorite cake so he decided to go out and get some store bought shit and it was awful. To top that off, somepony must have cursed me because my lovelies got vaginal yeast infections all at once so not only do I not have any cake, I don't have any lovelies either. Because of this, I have decided to punish you with my synopsis of "Uncommon Bond."

Another day has arrived in Ponyville and I am extremely upset with Starlight right now. Not only did she grind with Twily and get a yeast infection but she is waiting at the train station for that dickless rat that Trixie and I gave a sex change operation. Yep, she is waiting for Sunburst. I don't get her, here I thought she was a good, strong mare but then she goes and waits for that creature? Seriously, it's not like I'm giving her one of the girls from Somnambula as a gift and sending her down there on the train. I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen but I must resist going down there. I'm in way too bad of a mood to go down there so I will watch from my balcony.

Finally the train arrives and she starts going bat shit crazy because that loser she calls a friend isn't right there. She goes searching every car until finally that disgusting thing shows up and then she goes and hugs him. Alright Starlie, I'm already making plans on how to punish you. You are showing way too much adoration to that thing and guess what, this will be far worse than the Twicane.

Ok so the first thing he wants them to do is go looking at old junk that nopony except for the biggest losers care about. Oh no, they are going inside but like I said I am in far too bad of a mood to go down there so I must ask someauthor for a favor.

"StormLuna, can I ask you a question?"

"I already know what it is and yes you can simply use whatever method it is to monitor what happens inside during this episode."

"Sweet! I really appreciate this."

"No problem."

Wow, the last time StormLuna was this understanding was when Luna and I made Cadence put up with that stupid summit when Spike wanted to be a princess. Well back to work I go and guess who my disobedient lovely and her overgrown rat run into? They run into my Twily, yep my sexy Twily.

Now Starlight is already bored with looking at this old junk that should probably be in the dump but Twilight and Sunburst are suddenly bonding over this. Ok, another one of my lovelies must be punished for showing adoration to this creature.

Ugh, look at them going all fanfilly over this old junk but hey, it could be worse. They could have been screwing each other or badmouthing me. Hell right now I wouldn't mind.......oh wait, unless Twily sat on his face I don't know if he'd be able to get an infection. I secretly hope she does though, seeing Sunburst with a yeast infection in his mouth would be rather funny.

Oh and want to know something worse? Sunburst wound up buying a barrel full of junk but he doesn't know what is inside it? Now that right there is proof that he is an idiot and what is even worse is that my Twily seems to think that these junk barrels are a good thing too. I swear, is Twilight going to need a psychological evaluation before she is allowed in my chambers again? I ask this because no sane pony goes and buys something that they don't know what it is.

Enough about their time in the junk store, it looks like they are heading back to the castle and now Starlight has conned Sunburst into playing some idiotic game they played when they were foals. Good grief Starlight, I thought you would have grown out of such silly things. Come on, at one time you were stealing cutie marks and traveling through time and now you're doing this? Where is Pharynx when somechangeling is needed to tell somepony they are a loser?

Well they got their dumb game done and over with and now Starlight is talking to Sunburst, in his damn bedroom. I am really going to punish her now! No self-respecting mare would ever go into the same bedroom as a stallion unless they are married! I am beginning to wonder if maybe she didn't bump her head on something because the Starlight I knew would either steal his cutie mark or travel back in time to make sure he was never born.

Alright, now Sunburst is in there talking about how wonderful Twilight is and how much fun she is just to hang around with and Starlight is getting sad. Oh wah-wah-wah, get over it Starlie. So he thinks my nerdy little princess is more fun to hang around with. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm actually proud of Sunburst for mentioning what he really thinks rather than trying to spare Starlight's feelings. Don't any of you worry though, that won't get him off my shit list!

Oh good grief, now Starlight has sank really low, so low I may have to, I mean am going to have to imprison her in my sleeping chambers and re-educate her about what is important in life. She got up well before dawn, barged into Sunburst's room and woke him up. Good grief Starlie, are you out of your fucking mind or something? I am extremely unhappy now, not only is she giving that creature way too much adoration it seems like she might even have something for him. It looks like all of us are going to have to teach her that mares are where it is at, using any means necessary!

Ugh, Sunburst must be an idiot too because he follows Starlight over to Sweet Apple Acres and they wind up waking up Trixie. Now three ponies are going to get punished for trespassing. Now for what is worse, Sunburst seems fascinated with Trixie's lame street magic! Yep, he is fascinated by it and what makes it worse is that Starlight is there pouting that Sunburst is giving her marefriend, I mean friend with tons of benefits, more attention than he is her. Screw punishing Trixie, I'll just let her punish Starlight for this.

Now we have Trixie trying to do her showboat magic by locking herself in chains and she can't free herself! What an idiot and Sunbust, I mean Sunburst, attempts to help her and he only makes matters worse. At least Starlight still showed she had a little bit of dignity by freeing her wife, I mean bestie with tons of benefits. I am sitting here shaking my head over this. I know Sunburst is an idiot but seriously, an interest in stage magic? Well since he can't do real magic maybe he should become a showpony and take his show on the road.

Oh great, now Starlight has broke the seal to the mirror pool. Oh Mother Faust, please don't let those two go in and make copies of themselves. One Sunburst is enough but duplicate ones would be a disaster. Wait, maybe I should hope he does because then I could use that spell to send them back and I would send them all back, the real one and the fake ones! Oooh, I bet I could get away with him doing it and then me sending them all back and someauthor wouldn't even stop me!

"Princess Celesta, as much as I would love to allow you to do that, I kind of can't let you mess things up further down the line."

"But StormLuna, you hate him more than I do!"

"Tell you what, I can make a non-canon episode further down the road where you can get rid of him and we'll both be happy."

"Oh alright, if that's the best we can do then I'll have to deal with it."

"Good, just wait until then and we'll all be happy, well sort of."

If it weren't for Hasbro and their plans for future episodes involving that bastard, I know StormLuna would have let me get rid of Sunburst but oh well, I guess I can't win them all. Now this is interesting, that mirror pool apparently is connected to Maud's cave, underground chamber or whatever the hell we're going to call it.

Now this is hilarious in a way, Sunburst is now giving Maud more attention than Starlight and get this, she runs off like a spoiled little brat! What the hell has corrupted her mind? She is being a whiny bitch, she seems fucking obsessed with the attention of that little rat Trixie and I punished and now she's going back to the castle to cry to Twilight over it?

Ok Starlie, both Twily and I get it, you're sad that that creature you call a friend is expanding his friendship circle and showing he has more interests than babies' games, big deal. With the way you're behaving right now, I wouldn't want to hang around you either. The only reason I plan on bringing you up here after the episode is to punish you and re-educate you so you fit in with the rest of my harem.

Ugh so Sunburst returns and now I am partially amazed and completely repulsed. Starlight has wrote her own magic to not only transform the castle back into his childhood home but an age regression spell so that they can be foals to play that stupid Dragon Pit game. Well it looks like Starlie has gone too far and Sunburst demands she return them to being adults. The more I see, the more I wonder about what I'm going to do with Starlight. Hell maybe I should force her to make her return herself to being a filly, raise her as my own and install the qualities in her that I think she needs.

You know what Starlight, so Sunburst has a lot more in common with your friends than he does you, big deal. Oh and Twilight, they don't have that much in common with magic. Starlight actually wrote an incredibly advanced spell, cast it successfully and reversed it successfully. She can steal cutie marks, travel through time and all sorts of other things. Yeah Sunburst may have knowledge of magic but he can't do it! That is what makes Starlight superior to him, she has ability. If only I could get her out of the dumps she is in and restore her confidence and dignity.

Oh good grief, now what happens next is pathetic. Twilight and Starlight's friends have moved things out of the throne room so they can play a life sized version of that stupid Dragon Pit game. That is beyond pathetic and now I have decided some time for numerous punishments has come. Now Maud I may just increase her taxes and with Sunburst I'll cast a spell on Cadence to violate him with a spiked crystal but the others, rough hate sex is in store, well once their yeast infections go away of course.

Ok, my synopsis of bitchiness is coming to a close as Sunburst is getting ready to leave but Starlight and her friends hug the bastard before he leaves! Again, pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Give it a few days or until the Marenistat finally cures my girls and then sexy times will ensue. With some they will be sensual, with others they will be punished severely and I'm sure you know who will be on each list.

Well the train has departed and finally this is over and it is time to dish out my punishments. I decided to spare Twilight and Trixie my wrath because they agreed to help me punish Starlight. Once everymare's infections went away, I decided to put a horn cap on Starlight, cuff her to my four post bed and let the other girls punish her brutally. Want to know who was the roughest with her? If you guessed Trixie you are right and I am glad she was. I would be mad if my wife, I mean bestie with lots of benefits gave adoration to somepony I didn't approve of too. After several days of brutal punishment, I certainly hope Starlight learned her lesson. If she pulls this shit again she's going to the moon for who knows how long.

Now if you will excuse me the castle chef found that cake recipe and has fixed me one so you know what I'll be doing while Starlight's getting punished. Perhaps this cake will get me out of bitch mode.