Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess and I have some good news for you. Even though I'm not in the best of moods and the castle chef is sick so I won't have any cake but I've still decided I'll give you my synopsis on "Daring Done?"

Another day has arrived in Ponyville and it looks like Pinkie and Rainbow are out yapping and surprisingly Pinkie bought a newspaper. That is kind of surprising given that she normally doesn't give a shit about what happens in the news but hey, even she isn't a complete dunce, unlike her narcissistic friend.

Ok Pinkie, I doubt Rainbow is going to give a shit about food in Whinnyapolis, she probably isn't going to care about some political shit going on in Cloudsdale, wait? What? Did I hear that right, did I hear Pinkie say that Daring Do is calling it quits? Shit, that can't happen because I love those books! Why is she quitting, is she quitting because Rainbow hasn't been satisfying her needs in the bedroom? Well given that those two are going to go harass her I guess we'll find out.

While those two are heading out to A.K.'s, Pinkie is wondering if the only reason Rainbow is doing this is to make sure that her beloved author will not retire. Rainbow can say what she wants but I know that is the real reason. She knows that if A.K. Yearling quits doing her adventures, that she probably won't need to unwind anymore and that would absolutely crush her fragile heart.

Finally they get out to her cottage and everything seems quiet. Poor Rainbow is banging on the door hoping that her friend with many benefits, I mean hero will answer but it seems like nopony is home. Leave it to Pinkie to go peeking through her window like some sort of stalker. I can't see in her cottage too good but apparently she is in there wallowing in self-pity for one reason or another. I can't help but wonder what her REAL reason is for calling it quits and throwing a pity party.

Finally Rainbow bangs on A.K.'s door yelling, "A.K., it is me Rainbow Dash, we need to have some fun!" Ok, that was in the unedited version but she did get her idol's attention for long enough that she let them in her house. Well it is an extremely long way but if I use the castle telescope I should be able to see what is going on without going on out there. I would but without my cake, I just don't have the energy to do so....you know what, screw it. I'll do the invisibility and teleport spell anyway. I'm bored and maybe A.K. will have something sweet to eat.

Well I do the invisibility and teleport spell and I discover that Pinkie and Rainbow are trying to console our beloved author but right now, it looks like she is quitting over some things that happened on a recent adventure of hers down in Southern Equestria. Ugh, those are the ponies who are always seeking independence and have never truly bowed down to me like they should. They hold on to their past way too much for my liking and still have these crazy old myths they treat like they are facts.

Ok, bravo Rainbow and Pinkie! They have convinced A.K. that they need to go down to this town called Somnambula where she apparently caused all sorts of trouble and destroyed everything she touched. This should be interesting and since I have a synopsis to give, I shall follow them. Maybe after all this is said and done I can appear and make sure that these southern Equestrians will finally know that they bow down to only one pony, ME! Ok, I'll bring up Luna too because you know how she gets if I get more love and adoration than she does. I doubt southern Equestria wants to freeze in eternal night.

After what seems to take forever we finally got there. It would have been quicker but remember, Pinkie can't fly so we remained grounded. As I look around and see all these relics from a time when somepony else was in charge, I was not thrilled but hey, maybe once I get a statue of myself put up down here they'll start loving me like everypony else does!

Huh, it looks like there used to be a statue of somepony important here in the past but it got destroyed and from the way these ponies talk it sounds like Daring Do destroyed it. Sweet, now I know that her allegiance truly is to me and not the idiot who publishes her books. Alright, I need to listen in so I can get a better idea of why these ponies hate Daring Do so much.

Ok, so she destroyed some old fart's apple cart, big deal? It's not like those things can't be replaced and so she left a hotel without paying, big deal. If the innkeeper had any brains at all she would have just overcharged a couple of other ponies to make up the balance OR if maybe she has a hot daughter, she could let me spend the night for her and I'd give her a bit of money from the treasury.

Now I'm surprised that A.K. is still at that resort given that if she were to lose her disguise and be revealed for who she really is she'd likely have an angry innkeeper kicking her out and maybe even exposing her! We certainly can't have that so if anything happens, I'll use my magic to make sure she isn't revealed for who she really is.

The next day arrives and it looks like there is some sort of meeting at that destroyed statue. Maybe they are going to discuss plans to contact me to replace it with a huge golden statue of your sexy Sun Goddess instead! Maybe I should just reveal myself now and demand it, or maybe not, that could have unintended consequences that.....WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT DR. CABALLERON?

Damn, now I've seen everything but apparently our protagonists here simply aren't bright enough to tell. I would think that anypony who knows what he looks like would be able to tell by his muzzle alone! I swear, if the writers would let me get away with it I would expose him right now and let these ponies down here know that Daring Do was trying to save their ungrateful flanks and that Caballeron is the real bad guy.

Oh boy, now Rainbow is going to go and tell these ponies that Daring Do was trying to save them from Ahuizotl but she just had to insult that rubble heap that used to be a statue and now we get to hear about an old legend. Yeah, it will likely be about some pony in the distant past that they STILL idolize rather than worshiping me like Equestrian law dictates.

Ok, I've heard everything now. So some sort of evil sphinx wound up oppressing them and demanded a lot of their food? I can see into the narrator's mind and this thing looks kind of fake. Now I am even more angry, they had a pharaoh and a prince? Ok, maybe this all happened before my sister came in and annexed this desert wasteland but still, it pisses me off that they would glorify a time before I came to power.

So apparently this sphinx abducted their prince and hauled him off into a pyramid and this one mare, Somnambula was the only one willing to go and save his ass. Wow, I must say, she was pretty hot. What a shame she wasn't around today because she most definitely would become a lovely and join my harem whether she wanted to or not.

Alright, back to the legend. So apparently she decided to put herself in danger for a member of the lesser sex? What a loser, had it been a princess or the pharaoh's wife, it would be different. Ok, so she solves this riddle and then walks across a bridge blindfolded and saves that prince. Now she was rewarded with these green stones, glowpaz I think they call them. You know what I would have given her for saving some leader, especially a male, that is unworthy of the air he breathes? She would have got a thousand years on the moon if I were in charge and for the idiot she saved, death would be the only thing that would suffice.

Ok, enough about how I would punish her if she were alive today. Whoa Nelly, Dr. Caballeron has exposed himself and is gloating in what he thinks of as a victory? Now for something that really pisses me off, these ponies down here just stand around like a bunch of idiots while Rainbow is captured and hauled off to the local pyramid by Caballeron and his henchponies. Ok, I've had it with him. He is no longer my favorite villain in the Daring Do series, Ahuizotl is now. Hopefully one day he'll eat this asshole for lunch.

Well it looks like perhaps this old legend is going to come to life as Pinkie and Daring Do have headed to the pyramid to save Rainbow just like Somnambula did that loser prince. Even more fun is the fact that Daring Do can't fly in the pyramid and there is no bridge like there was in the legend. Ok, so now they are basically screwed. There is no bridge either so I might wind up seeing some ponies drown in green slime. Yeah these two aren't the ones I want to see die but I guess if I want to see fatalities I can't be picky on who suffers.

Ok, this is weird. Pinkie jumps and suddenly these pyramid things are shooting out air to save not only her, but Daring as they head over to save Rainbow? Ok, I know the writers needed for something to prevent Rainbow from taking a bath but still, seems kind of too convenient to me. Alright shit like that happens all the time and I constantly bitch about it but hey, you wouldn't expect me to be all sweet about it, now would you?

Back to the village we go and it is time to confront Caballeron. I'll admit, I wanted to reveal myself, capture him and his goons, wait until nightfall and banish them all to the moon but there are reasons why I did not do that, reasons I'm sure you would expect out of me.

Enough about why I won't hold them captive, it looks like they spilled those glowpaz stones and now all these ponies are mad at Caballeron and are happy Daring Do came in and tried to save them. How sweet, Daring Do is now adored by these ponies but unfortunately, the same can't be said for me. Oh well, they'll know eventually who they owe their loyalty to.

Ok Daring, pay attention to Pinkie. Yes you had hope and you fucked things up royally and now you have to make things right. You're rich so you know what to do! You have to get that one idiot a new apple cart, pay that bitch that runs the inn and replace their dumb statue. Well now that this is taken care of and those three have left, I can now tell you what happened after the episode ended.

I finally decided to reveal myself and I am not happy with them. Most of them didn't even know who I was and to make matters worse they even thought I was a foreign leader. Now I would have dished out some major league punishments on not just them but that whole town but I resisted because of other reasons, reasons that would wind up making me a very happy princess and make up for the absence of cake for the last couple days.

Ok, there were a couple of really hot mares down there. There was that unicorn that first discovered Caballeron stole their glowpaz and another one that looked a lot like her, except she had a blond mane. I have decided that I want them and you know how things are, if I want a hottie or two, I'm taking them and there isn't a thing anypony else can do about it! I'll find out what their names are once I get them into my sleeping chambers.

For now though I must get going because I have two hot unicorns that I must carry in my aura as I fly us home and once we get back to Canterlot, sexy times will ensue. Yeah I'm sure these girls are probably upset they had to come with me now but give it time. Once they eat the finest food in Equestria, meet the rest of my harem and have some sensual moments with yours Truly, they will consider this the best day of their lives.

Author's Notes:

One of Celestia's new lovelies

Celestia's other new lovely (the unicorn mare on the right)