Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess Celestia again and I am in a very good mood. Not only have ponies been paying their taxes and worshiping me like they are supposed to, Flitter and the Flower Mares have come up to Canterlot for some fun. Because of this, I shall give you my synopsis of "To Change a Changeling."

It looks like Starlight and Trixie haven taken a trip so I'm sure I'm not the only one that will be having fun. You know how those two are, you get them alone out in the middle of nowhere and they'll defile the place until they poison the ground. Ok, enough about them poisoning the ground, let's find out where they are headed.

As it turns out, these two have decided to go and pay Thorax a visit since he is still having problems governing. Wait a minute, did I just hear that right? Starlight has been teleporting them all over Equestria! Trixie may be bitching about her not getting them to the right place the very first time but don't let that deceive you. I know what they did at each stop, they rented a room and had tons and tons of fun! Alright, enough about their bedroom activities, it looks like they have arrived in the new changeling kingdom.

Good grief Trixie, quit your whining. Just because Starlight didn't get you into the hive and you still had to walk a bit doesn't mean that your magic is better than hers. You've just barely ascended above street performer level while Starlight is only bested by Luna and me. Now we have Trixie claiming that she is unscareable? I call bullshit on that and that would quickly be proven when they run across a changeling who has not transformed.

It looks like not only has this one not transformed but also he is still doing his old job, patrolling and he has captured a couple of very sexy intruders. Instead of hauling them to Thorax why couldn't he have just brought them to me. I know that everypony would enjoy that a whole lot more.

Ok, so it seems like Thorax has been able to convince every single changeling to transform except for one, Pharynx, his brother. You know, his brother may seem tough and still feed on love but I'm going to admit, I like his design better. Changelings are supposed to look tough, they're not supposed to look like some grade A animation error.

Well Pharynx has presented his captives to Thorax and he is obviously surprised to see those two. I can see in his eyes though that he isn't completely happy to see them because he knows how they are, he knows that they will likely wind up doing Faust knows what and rob those changelings' eyes of their virginity. Anyway, let's get moving on shall we?

Now we get to see how Thorax has changed the hive and good grief, it looks like he has turned that place from a foreboding home to warriors to some sort of hippie commune. Ugh look at some of the shit they're doing. They have dramatic theater now, they have some craft activity going on and apparently two changelings have drawn some art of Equestria's hottest couple to honor their visit, how sweet! Yeah the hive looks boring as hell these days but who knows, maybe Trixie and Starlight can teach them all about the magic of friendship with benefits!

Now one of Thorax's subjects has had black paint dumped on him and he's throwing a fit. Oh my goodness, it is the end of the world! The way that drama queen was acting you'd think Pharynx had poured acid all over him. Before I move on though I'm going to raise a question. I know Thorax and Pharynx are males but what about the others? How do you tell the difference between a male and a female? I have a feeling the ones with horns are males and the ones without are female but I can't be completely sure.

One thing I am sure of though is that everypony is sick of Pharynx and his desire to stick to his old ways and who is being charged with the task of talking to him and convincing him to wimp out and be like the rest of them? Since Thorax can't get through to him and his serfs are a bunch of little cowards it is up to my girls to do this. When they finally find him he is destroying these vines since enemies could hide in them. I agree with the other changelings "what enemies" but hey, I think he finds them ugly too.

Alright, now Trixie and Starlight have figured out that simply talking to him like anypony else would isn't going to work with him so they decide to bring up their past but first bring up Twilight. What the hell, he thinks Twilight sounds horrible? Well to your average unreformed changeling she would but for anypony who's had her in bed, they know differently. Perhaps it is for the best that those two didn't bring up how good she is in bed because I really wouldn't want there to be the chance of Pharynx finding her, banging her, impregnating her with a Twily/Changeling hybrid and then claiming her as his own. I however would not mind if he did that to Cadence, I'm STILL mad that she told others about her baby before she did her Auntie Tia!

Now those two do go into their past and it seems like Pharynx doesn't think they're all that bad. Want to know the funny thing though? While the writers weren't looking both Starlight and Trixie mentioned how they had made Twilight their little bitch and he got quite the laugh out of it but then those two just had to screw up. They mentioned how they changed and their lives were better. You know what, Pharynx is right, they're both losers! Thank you Pharynx for speaking the truth and you know what your Sexy Sun Goddess does to losers don't you? She takes them into her sleeping chambers and punishes them! So guess what, they are back in my harem! Thank you Pharynx, thank you!

Oh and another thing I noticed about Thorax's wannabe hippie commune, they have a feelings forum! Yep, they have a place where they can go cry and whine about how their lives suck and how they sometimes feel like they're a different color. Ugh, that feelings forum makes my skin crawl. Yeah Chrysalis was a bitch who imprisoned me in goop and tried to take over Equestria but at least her hive wasn't full of wimps.

Another thing about this feelings forum that I don't like. It is also a place to go bitch and complain about other changelings you don't like. Personally I'd like to see Pharynx go in there and call them out on their talking behind his back and that is exactly what he does. He probably should have also called them out on alleged drug use because only losers who sit around doing drugs have feelings forums.

Well after this idiotic feelings forum ended and my girls told those other changelings that they don't do live pornos for anypony except me, they got all mad and headed off their separate ways. Now what is this, they are claiming that Pharynx is a lost cause? I call bullshit on that. What I see is a changeling that simply doesn't want to become a little wimp that talks behind other changelings' backs and he doesn't want to whine all the time, or ever for that matter.

So now Trixie and Starlight have decided that they have to deliver the bad news to Thorax about his brother but once they go to talk to him, he begins to talk about why he thinks Pharynx may be like he is. First, he was the head of patrol and second, he was like most every other changeling when he was a hatchling, he wanted to be a warrior while Thorax played with dolls.

Apparently Pharynx got sick and tired of seeing his brother get bullied so he managed to change into a huge monster thing and scared the bullies off but still, he was mean to his brother in making him hit himself. In the end of the flashback though, Pharynx was right. Thorax really needed to grow thicker skin and be tough. Had he done that, he likely never would have defected from the hive, he never would have caused everypony in the Crystal Empire to shit in their coats nor would he be running a hippie commune either so I guess it could have been worse.

Ok, there is something that Thorax had brought up earlier but I forgot to mention it. Apparently the hive has been having problems with this maulwurf monster that has been causing problems. You know, the changeling kingdom didn't have problems like this until they stopped feeding on love and plants started growing there again. Apparently Thorax had some of his serfs go place leaves to lead it away but it looks like Starlight has come up with a plan, a plan that will lead it there. She placed the leaves to lead it to the hive.

Tsk, tsk Starlight. If you truly think Pharynx is a lost cause why would you do this. Now for what's funny, Starlight is telling Trixie about their plan and some of those changelings are going into all out panic mode right after being happy over news that Pharynx had left the hive for good. Kind of funny, they celebrate the one changeling with balls leaving and now here they are panicking when they would need him the most.

Now they have to go and tell Thorax two bits of bad news, the fact that Pharynx left and that Starlight decided to lead that damn maulwurf straight to the hive and finally, Thorax finally shows some sort of emotion other than being a misguided lonely changeling or being overly unsure of himself. Come on now, don't be too mad at Starlight! Her heart was in the right place, right?

Thorax has ordered Starlight and Trixie to go help him find his brother and now Starlight decides to give an inspirational speech. She attempts to get those other changelings to grow a set and go help them with finding Pharynx and facing off against the beast that is plaguing them. I'll admit, it was an amazing speech and I thought for sure that it would have the rest of the hive ready to take this thing on but oh no, they just decided to stay put, go cry and whine in their feelings forum and leave my girls and Thorax to go face off against that thing alone.

Thorax is upset and I can understand why but hey, it could be worse. It could have been two maulwurfs they had to go against but they would be surprised by what they would find, Pharynx going up against that thing alone, and to think if the whole hive still had his mentality they could have chased that thing off so long ago. Now what really surprises me, very soon it ain't just my girls, Pharynx and Thorax going up against that thing, but the rest of the hive joined them!

Now yeah, I still am not going to count on them defeating it but when Thorax and Pharynx get that dumb thing to start hitting itself I knew they had it taken care of. One thing I have learned from this is that the maulwurf obviously isn't all that intelligent. Finally they got that dumb thing to leave and suddenly Pharynx is ready to start talking about his feelings.

Now we finally learn that despite being unpleasant to be around, that Pharynx has always cared a lot about the hive and finally his fellow changelings admit that there is a place for him there. I however think that is only because he had the guts to protect the hive and wow, Pharynx is finally transforming! Now one bit of good news, unlike his fellow changelings, he is still darker in color. I'm guessing that is because he never lost his warrior mentality and still wants to look intimidating.

Now finally Pharynx goes and tells the whole hive that Trixie and Starlight thought he was a lost cause and naturally this does not sit well with them. Oh well, all that matters is that the hive was not destroyed by the maulwurf, Pharynx transformed but is still tough. One thing I can't help but notice, Pharynx has antlers just like his brother. Does that mean he is kind of what Luna is like to me, that he is the sibling that would take over if any calamity were to happen? Perhaps but I'm not going to worry about that, the chef is placing a fresh cake right in front of me.

Now be gone with all of you, I have a delicious cake sitting right in front of me and I need to eat it before it cools off and like I mentioned earlier, I have three very hot florists and a pegasus that is almost as sexy as Fluttershy waiting for me. The flower mares are normally submissive but Flitter does get mad if I'm late so I must get going because an angry Flitter is something I don't want to face.