Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I must say that I am not in a very good mood. StormLuna LIED to me! He said I wouldn't have to do anything else Equestria Girls but he is making me do a synopsis of one of the shorts solely because his waifu, I mean favorite character, Starlight Glimmer, is going to be in it.

"Princess Celestia, I said you wouldn't have to do "Legend of Everfree," I never said anything about you getting out of everything Equestria Girls."

"Well I'll do it BUT you must make a promise, you MUST give me tons and tons of cake and more lovelies!"

"Ok then, get to work."

You know, I was really hoping he'd pawn this off on Luna because I'd gladly loan her my Palantir. Well I guess I better get to this.

To do this thing I grabbed the old Palantir and took a look into this world and see this Juniper girl bitching and complaining because pretty much everypony but her is becoming famous. What an idiot. I know of some ponies that would absolutely love it if they could fly under the radar undetected, and just so you know, that pony is not me. I love all the attention I get.

What's this, she has found some sort of enchanted mirror that she can gaze into and see something other than her reflection? Hey, I think she looks decent for a human but what she winds up seeing in that mirror is hideous. Good grief, why would anypony want to see something other than their own reflection in a mirror? I wouldn't but then again I am the hottest, sexiest, most powerful pony in existence so why would I?

Ugh, now here we move along to Loser High, I mean the Canterlot Social Club for teenagers. Yes I say social club because I have never actually seen them in class, EVER. Enough about that, it looks like Sunset is trying to send my Twily a message. She better not be begging her to come to that world for a night of fun because I have set a very specific list of ponies that she can have fun with and sorry Sunny, but humans aren't on her menu....I mean list.

Wait a minute, Twilight is writing her back and she wants her to come to Equestria? Sweet, now I can take care of something I've wanted to for a very long time. Let's just say that a setting sun will get raised back up into the sky by a sexy Alicorn Goddess!

Oh joy, more Juniper. Why the hell are they focusing on this lame bitch's life so much? Wah, wah, wah bitch, just clean up the damn popcorn spill and move on with your life. What the hell is this, that mirror of hers is enchanted and she used it to clean up the mess. Well shit, I've had enough problems with one enchanted mirror....oh wait, that one isn't going to bother us here in Equestria so why should I care? Still though, enchanted mirrors are bad news!

Now for the best part, and only good part of this, Sunset heads out to that dumb block of concrete and heads through, back to Equestria. Yes, yes, yes! She's back so now your sexy Sun Goddess has decided to go down to Twilight's castle. We did the teleport spell down there and I tell you, Sunset sure was surprised to see me!

Of course Starlight was happy to see me and even though they didn't show her, Trixie was there as well. I'm wondering, would Starlight and Trixie be.....oh wait, I forgot I released Starlight from my harem so she would have to voluntarily do it and I don't see Trixie wanting them to join Sunset and I.

Ok, for what the animators definitely couldn't show. While it appeared that Sunset was only there for a new journal, she wasn't. She wasn't thrilled but I led her up to Twilight's sleeping chambers and guess what? Starlight and Trixie followed us but not to join us. Starlight had a video camera and Trixie was there to cheer me on. I swear, Sunset obviously has become very sensitive because she cried out in pain once I put my horn up in her! Good grief, she used to not do that! What happened, did her human pussy join her on this trip?

What matters though is that I FINALLY have footage of me banging Sunset to add to my porn collection. I swear, I never thought I would get that but now I have it and another idea has crossed my mind, I'm thinking of making Sunset stay here. Even though she is still just as lousy in bed now as she was back in the old days, I'd still take her back as my protege because I'm sure she would improve!

"Princess Celestia!"

"What?"

"Look, I know you're happy you were able to bang Sunset again and want to relish in your success forever but you have a synopsis to give and the readers want to hear it!"

"But StormLuna, it's been so long and so many want Sunset to come back to Equestria! She did so and I know they'd rather hear about my tryst with her!"

"Perhaps so but there are still plenty of readers who want to hear this. You know the drill...."

"I know, I know. Do this or I take your cake and lovelies away?"

"Yes, now are you going to do this?"

*grunts* "Fine but you better give me lots and lots more lovelies and cake."

"You already have most of the lovelies! I don't know if there are any more out there!"

"What about Sea Swirl, I don't have her yet!"

"Fine. Just do your job and you can have your cake and her."

"Good, I'll get back to work."

Well at least I'll get something in return for doing this. Ok, back to work I go. What is this, Starlight wants to go to the human world with Sunset? Why the hell would she want to do that? Oh boy, it better not be for the reason I think it is! If it is, I know a certain showmare will be asking me if she can borrow the TwiCane and you know what, I'll let her borrow it! I've decided Starlight must be punished for doing this! I would force her back into my harem but hey, Trixie can be far more brutal if she needs to! There is no wrath worse than that of an upset wife, I mean friend with benefits, right?

Well it is time to teleport back up to Canterlot and look through my Palantir so I can resume this cursed thing. Well Starlight is just like Twilight, she had to try to walk on her hands and knees when she first got to that cursed place. Oh well, at least she doesn't have a hideous talking purple dog with her BUT what the hell? She is wearing pants with holes in them? Good grief, why in Equestria would she do that? From what I understand, humans discard pants with holes in them and buy new ones, not just wear holy pants for the fun of it!

Alright, back to the cinema. There is that idiot Juniper playing around with that mirror again. Oh good, it looks like it is just an old mirror again with no desire to clean up her messes for her. Yeah I may seem like a cold, uncaring bitch when it comes to the human world but even I don't want to see that place get destroyed by a mirror that belongs to a dingbat working a low wage job, talks to mirrors and envies everypony, I mean everyone else.

Alright, now Sci-Twi and her friends have apparently come to get some concessions and there is Juniper throwing a fit about how she is the worst (well Aria would say that if she was there) and despite that mirror refusing to be her custodian earlier, I have a bad feeling about this....those girls do have Equestrian magic after all. Oh shit, Juniper has wished they'd go away and they got sucked into the mirror.

Well maybe this isn't all bad. I can simply go through the portal, drag Sunset and Starlight home and then destroy the mirror. Hey, since the other six are stuck in the void or something like that it is game over for Equestria Girls, right? Want to know what I did? I went to Twilight's portal, went through, found Starlight and Sunset, dragged them home, destroyed that mirror and punished Sunset while Trixie punished Starlight....and there go the credits!!!! RIP Equestria Girls, woo-hoo!

"Princess Celestia!"

"What now?"

"You can't just go saying that happened because it didn't! Now tell the truth or not only will I let Luna take over Equestria, I'll kick you off this project, have Starlight take your cutie mark and cut off your cake and lovelies forever!"

"No, not my cutie mark! Not my cake and lovelies!"

"Well then, will you tell everyone what happened?"

*grumbles* "Fine, but I'm only doing this so you won't punish me."

"Whatever it takes, just do your job, alright?"

"Fine."

I should have known trying something like that wouldn't work on a night when there is no baseball on so back to work I go. Like I said, Sci-Twi and her friends have been sucked into a freaky hand mirror. I swear, for a world of magic-less hacks, there sure are a lot of magical items over there. Perhaps it is for the best that they aren't here, they'd cause more problems than I already have to deal with.

Now back to Sunset and Starlight. There they are yapping about something, I can't tell exactly given the audio on this Palantir isn't perfect but I do see one thing and it disgusts me. Starlight Glimmer is just walking around with ice cream smeared on her face. Ugh, how disgusting. Is it just me or does she seem to be more primitive as a human because I know pony Starlight would not just go walking around with her face dirty like that. Hell, maybe Sunset is going to lick it clean or human Trixie will find her and do it. Well we shall see, right?"

Wait a minute, now Sunset has her arm around Starlight? Is she going to try and get her in bed or something? I'm secretly hoping she is and succeeds because then Trixie and the TwiCane will be busy punishing a mare who should never have gone anywhere that she shouldn't have. Another thing I noticed, Starlight is wearing a rather big watch. Is she *gasp* going to travel through time over there and alter their present? Time will tell I guess.

Ok this is weird, all that is showing up on this thing is an image of that mirror and a message flashing "SERVICE NOT AVAILABLE." I'm guessing that is what happens when the show shows what is going on in that mirror. Damn, what a shame too. What if those girls were in that thing having an orgy? What if they were showing Sci-Twi what the magic of friendship with benefits is all about? What a shame, I'll never know.

What the hell, Sunset and Starlight walk in on this crazy Juniper using the mirror and all of a sudden Sunset has been sucked in to. Now we have Starlight all alone, hiding behind one of those claw machines. Apparently Starlight decided to grow a brain because she took off without Juniper seeing her and came home. Now yeah, Trixie was obviously extremely angry but since Starlight came home without tasting the setting sun I was able to convince Trixie to spare the rod, I mean the TwiCane. And there roll the credits! Sunset and her friends are trapped, nopony can save them and over here in Equestria, we're all happy! The last sound heard before the screen went black and moved on to a rerun of "Littlest Pet Shop" was the sound of glass shattering. Yes, the portal is gone and I don't have to do these anymore, woo-hoo!

"Princess Celestia, this is your last warning!"

"What?"

"Do it right or no more lovelies and no more cake."

"Not my lovelies, not my cake!"

"Well do it right then, everypony wants to know what really happened and like I said, you do this right I'll let you have Sea Swirl. Hell I'll throw in Lemony Gem too if you want."

"Sweet! Ok, I'll do it."

"Good."

You know, I'm going to have to wait until he is distracted by either baseball or hockey before I do this again. Ok, Starlight catches Juniper doing this and once again I'm getting an image of the mirror with the words SERVICE NOT AVAILABLE flashing again. Maybe whatever is going on is not fit for even my eyes to see and for Faust's sake, I've seen everything and then some!

And now we have yet another she-demon creating event coming along. Magic flows from the mirror into Juniper and now she's this hideous she demon, claws and all! Seriously Hasbro, can't you come up with something a little more original for Equestria Girls. She demons are so 2013 anyway. Now how to stop this thing, I'll admit, this one looks lame and weak compared to Sunset and Midnight Sparkle but still, I don't feel like going over and dealing with it so guess who has to do it, Starlight Glimmer.

Now I'm sure if Starlight were in pony form she could totally kick this thing's ass because she and her friends managed to free me and everypony else important from Chrysalis but given she is a human, she'll likely fail just like she failed to keep that town of hers enslaved....let's see how it plays out shall we?

Now Starlight has grabbed that mirror and got it away from whatever the hell it is Juniper has turned into and is playing a glorified game of keep-away. Now for the big question, will she save Sunset and her friends or will she have to run for her life if she doesn't want to become mirror food. I know how she is, she'll likely find a way to get Sunset in bed, I mean save Sunset and her friends.

Oh good grief, Starlight honestly thinks the same "oh I've done things I've regretted" thing is going to work here. Hey Starlie, it failed against Chrysi and it will likely fail here too! Just give that creature it's mirror back, come home and I'll convince Trixie to not punish you, alright?

Wait a minute, it actually worked and Juniper demon released her mirror's captives. Well that is good because now Starlight can get her flank home where it belongs but wait. Now it is time to befriend Juniper and go have an orgy. I get it Starlight, you're needy and Trixie isn't available so you'll throw yourself out to whatever you can get. Now for the befriending thing, all the former bad girls share their past and now they're all besties. Only in Equestria Girls does it work out like that, here in Equestria we don't have lame villains that are defeated so easily. Now yeah, we have only killed one of them off but still, we don't go singing campfire songs and making out or whatever it is humans do when they reform villains.

Alrighty, now Starlight is going to come home where she....wait a minute, WHAT? She is going to stay there for a few more days until she is needed. That's it, I don't care what Trixie thinks but she's going back in my harem. She may be able to swap cutie marks, take cutie marks and travel through time but this is proof that she is weak, wanting to stay in the human world. And look how her and Sunset are interacting, I know exactly why she wants to stay. And now the credits are rolling and the time to watch what happened after the show has arrived.

I'm going to let you in on something, not only was I watching, but I had poor Trixie by my side. I feel bad for her because she had to watch her wife, I mean friend with benefits, having four straight days of munchy-munchy times with not only Sunset, but also the reformed Juniper and Sci-Twi. At first Trixie was devastated but then she was mad as hell and I don't blame her.

Let's just say that when Starlight finally decided to get her ass home, she received a stern lecture from Trixie. "Trixie thought she said that The Great and Powerful Trixie's marefriend with benefits is to only have fun with her and nopony else!" And of course we all know what happened after that, Trixie punished Starlight so bad that she promised never to return to the human world.

Now if you serfs will excuse me, Trixie and I are going to have a three way with Starlight, a very punishing one and after that, I'm sitting down to have some yellow cake with lavender frosting and white sprinkles.