Hello everypony and welcome to season 7. It is your beloved Sun Goddess again and it has been quite the off-season. My sister has been working with Thorax and is responsible for the Changeling Kingdom and Equestria being allies while I have been dealing with more important things, such as tons and tons of lovely time. I must return them now because they have to return to their normal, boring activities. I am in a good mood so I shall share with you my synopsis of "Celestial Advice." The best thing about this one, I don't have to hide from the writers!

Another lovely morning has arrived in Ponyville and it is a very special day. Twilight has decided to hold a special ceremony for not just Starlight, but Trixie, Thorax and Discord and my sister and I must be present for this because I have some awards to hand out. Alright, regarding Starlight, she is getting up and Spike is distracting her for some reason. Now what in the hell is Twilight doing in Starlight's room measuring the wall for? Certainly this couldn't have anything to do with sexy times so who knows what is going on? Oh well, I'm sure I will find out soon enough.

There is one little problem though, despite Twilight going to be having this grand and elaborate celebration for Equestria's four newest heroes, she has not even bothered to decorate her banquet hall! How in Equestria could she be so lazy, oh wait, that is likely my fault because she has been "distracted" here lately but luckily for us, Pinkie had it all covered so everything will be just fine!

Once this party got started I was so happy! I didn't have to hide from the writers and neither did my sister. Now what was about to happen is something that has actually never happened before, that is what a rare event a celebration like this is. My sister and I had been talking and we decided to give those four Equestrian Pink Hearts of Courage. After all, it took a lot to do what they did, especially given that three of them did not have their magic while they were in the Changeling Kingdom, well until Chrysalis's throne was destroyed.

Now wait just a minute, who is that talking to Starlight? It is him, Sunburst and obviously I am not very happy and you know what, I'm not the only one! Trixie is furious but knows she can't go and strangle him in front of everypony and everychangeling, especially given she was awarded that Pink Heart.

Now there was something that the animators could not show, Trixie and I headed over to a corner to have a little talk. She discussed with me her concerns over Sunburst talking to Starlight and had her worries about what he might do. Now of course I reassured her when I told her that Starlight only likes mares but I don't like him so her and I came up with the perfect plan, something funny and something that a certain glorified book collector may not like.

Now back to what they could show, Twilight has went running out of this party and has been followed by Spike. What could be going on with her? Well I'm thinking I better go check on her. Maybe she has gone into heat and I can make her feel all better, well after I run Spike off of course.

Come to find out she has headed to the throne room and is freaking out over not having any kind of plan for what Starlight would do next! Oh how I love it when she freaks out like this, she is just so damn adorable when she is in panic mode....and often times a whole lot of fun. Oh boy, she has fallen into her old ways, again! She has paper all over the place and is looking through it trying to figure out what to do next.

Now my sexy Twily has one little problem, most all the friendship lessons she has planned are either too basic for her, she has already completed and one Starlight actually taught her! Tsk, Tsk, my Twily was woefully unprepared for Starlight's overachieving ways. Now I feel like a lousy teacher. I should have taught her at some point how to handle ponies who excel, oh wait, I think we cancelled that lesson after being held up by one of our "special study sessions" if you know what I mean.

Now I decided it was story time and what was the story about, it was about how once upon a time I had a very talented and intelligent filly as a student but she had one problem, her academic ambition had caused her to have no desire to make any friends. No matter how much I tried to get her to make friends, she just wouldn't do it! Now yeah, once she matured I may have been partially responsible for that but eventually once Twinkleshine started giving me bedroom eyes all the time, I decided to send her away.

Now Twilight is starting to go into full blown freakout mode and you know what that means, sexy times would ensue soon! Now they would have sooner but when the castle is full of changelings, half of Ponyville and with Spike being present, that just couldn't happen. After all, I can't have Thorax knowing about my true nature. If he did he would likely only want to deal with Luna and her fritter craving ways.

Alright, enough about how hot Twily is when she freaks out. She has decided that she will graduate Starlight and send her off somewhere. First she brings up the Changeling Kingdom and how nice it would be for her. Yeah, I agreed with her and all seemed good until she started getting this worse case scenario freakout that only she could have! Come on Twily, the changelings have reformed and wouldn't pull the shit you think one of them might do! Well forget sending her there.

Next she brought up the dragon lands. I'm not sure about that and in Twilight's weird fantasy this time, Starlight and Ember start bumping chests and acting more like buckball players after slaughtering their opponents. Uh Twilight, neither one of those two would act like that. Ember isn't like those idiot juvenile boy dragons and neither is Starlight. Speaking of those idiot juvenile boy dragons, Twilight has her fears that one of them may wind up grabbing Starlight and jumping with her into some lava! Starlight would just teleport out of that situation so fantasy failure number two.

Next up, the Crystal Empire. Now I seriously wanted to smack her over this one because she thought that her and Sunbust....I mean Sunburst could work together because he knows so much about magic and she can actually do it. Sorry Twily but she could never get that loser to actually be able to do magic. The most I've ever seen him do is carry a few books in his aura and that is it! She again goes into freakout mode and thinks they would get overly ambitious and try to retrieve ancient relics and create black vortexes that would probably swallow up all of Equestria. Again she fails and realizes that she has no plans for her.

Now I can think of another place she could send her where I know she could excel and there would be absolutely no dangers of anything bad happening, Trixie's trailer! They could continue to explore the "magic of friendship, with benefits!" Wait a minute though, what if Starlight got a hold of a fertility spell, cast it on herself and when she was giving Trixie horn sex she got her pregnant? What if neither one of them were ready to be parents? Ok, here I am having an epic freakout and I was laughing over Twily's. Oh well, she didn't know I was doing this so I'm good.

Well after we had our freakouts we went back to the banquet hall so Twilight could announce Starlight's graduation and tell her that it was time to go, it was time to leave since she was jealous of her and Trixie being so close. Ok, that isn't what she really said but I know she's jealous of Trixie. I know she wants Starlight so bad she can't stand it but something is about to happen that will make Twilight happy.

Finally Twilight announces that Starlight has graduated because there is nothing else she can teach her....at all! Nada, nothing, no more friendship lessons, no more munchy-munchy sessions (Trixie saw to that) and of course we all know that Starlight's magic is more advanced given she can travel through time and fly without wings while Twilight can't. Because of this, Twilight has decided that Starlight's future is in her own hooves. Are you sure you should do that Twily? What if she went back to stealing cutie marks or wrote a time spell so advanced she could travel so far back in time that she prevented my sister and I from ever conquering Ponyland and turning it into Equestria?

Thankfully Thorax, Trixie and Discord come to the rescue. Thorax brings up a changeling gourd feast, yes they actually have to eat food now, Trixie brings up a girls' trip to Las Pegasus and Discord wants to turn my castle into cheese! I have him reformed years ago and he wants me to live in a block of cheese, the nerve of him! Personally I hope she chooses Trixie's option because I could join them and sexy times could ensue.

Wait a minute, what's this? Starlight isn't ready to leave and Twilight is happy? Sweet, this means I will still be able to have Twilight and Starlight together at the same time....well with as close as they have become I know Trixie will join us as well but hey, she's hot so I won't mind one bit! In the end everypony was happy, Starlight was staying so Twilight won't get lonely and Trixie won't have to relocate!

Now remember how mad Trixie and I were over Starlight talking to Sunburst? Well after the episode Trixie and I abducted a book collector that shits on the floor and took him to the dungeon Twilight has that nopony knows about. Down there we decided to give Sunburst a sex change operation! Yeah he will still have that nasty Y chromosome but hey, we had fun and now all I have to do is get Sunburst started on estrogen therapy. If we are to truly make him/her, whatever we would call him right now a true mare, we must eradicate that testosterone (if he ever really had any) and replace it with estrogen.

Now if you will excuse me, Twilight is still a bit frazzled and I need to go make her feel better and we all know what Trixie and Starlight have planned. I was hoping that they would join Twilight and I but they already ran off to Trixie's trailer and I really don't want to interrupt their intimate moment.