Hello everypony, Starlight Glimmer again. Like I said just a moment ago, since Celestia and Luna have been captured by the changelings, I will be in charge of a huge portion of this and more of it will be an account of what actually happened than sarcastic remarks and opinions. With me having a huge role I suppose it is only fitting, right?

Ok, like I said at the end a moment ago, Discord had snapped his claw and we were right at the edge of the Changeling Kingdom but almost immediately he began to complain. He started complaining about how he had meant for us to go straight to where Fluttershy was in the hive. Good grief Discord, you got us this far. Isn't that enough for you or is walking a little bit going to kill you?

Discord is friendly but he simply won't listen that his magic won't work here. His flying pigs fall apart the second they cross the border into the Changeling Kingdom and my energy falls apart as well. Finally after enough of his bellyaching he finally listens to Thorax who lets us know that only changeling magic works there. Yeah he continued to complain pretty much the whole way to the hive but at least we got there without getting caught.

While we were walking there we continued to try to figure out what the hell we were going to do since only Thorax had his magic. Finally we decided to just have Thorax lead us through the hive since the rest of us would have got lost and what surprises me is that we somehow managed to get past the guards. Luckily for us the sides of it have holes that open up every now and then. There is no way we would have got through the main gate.

Of course one thing that Thorax let us know is that his kind can use their magic here and could duplicate any of us so we came up with a code word to make sure it was actually us. Much to Discord's displeasure, we came up with the term Klutzy Draconequus. Hey it will work and I have a feeling that we will need to use it.

Once we finally got it and noticed that the walls are constantly changeling I felt all the more relieved that we had Thorax to get us through it. He told us that a non-changeling would easily get lost and captured in there and he was right. Alright, now comes the hard part, figuring out how we're going to destroy Chrysalis's throne once we find it without magic. I wasn't exactly sure and of course Trixie just had to throw in a snide remark. Yes I love her dearly but that did kind of piss me off but soon I'm thinking that her smart ass remarks will be the least of our problems.

As we continued on another major problem arose, Trixie and Discord were arguing like foals. Good grief, at that moment I was seriously considering just having Thorax and I go on without them. They'd get captured and then once Chrysalis's throne was destroyed, they'd be free but the writers didn't have that in store for us. Their plan was to have my overly loud marefriend and an obnoxious draconequus continue to put Thorax and I at risk.

One thing I did learn during our journey through the hive was that changelings are always hungry for love, well except for Thorax since he has friends now. Perhaps that was the cue for me to not be giving Trixie too much love because the other changelings would detect us and catch us. As much as I hated to, I had to temporarily shut off my love for her as we continued our journey.

Just when I thought things were going to be fine, Discord has to go being loud again and attract a changeling patrol. Oh great, isn't that just dandy! But all is not lost and since Trixie still has smoke bombs, Thorax was able to disguise himself as her so we could get away from the patrol. Luckily what I thought was a plan that may not work worked out according to plan and after making sure "Trixie" was actually Thorax, we continued on our journey.

Now those changelings have given us a sign of what they are up to. Since two changelings went down one tunnel, we know that the other one is full of them ready to attack. So we sent Discord to distract the guards and ok, he isn't the best stand up comic but hey, he was able to annoy them for long enough that the rest of us were able to get through.

Ok, now for the fun part. Discord has been blabbering on so much about Fluttershy that he eventually runs into "her." Yeah Discord, I'm real sure that is your beloved friend, especially once there were a whole bunch of them and unfortunately he wound up getting captured. Ugh, I know Fluttershy is Discord's best friend and he would do basically anything for her but come on, I'd think he'd be able to tell that was a trap immediately! Since he is now captured, it is just the three of us remaining to pull this off.

Well those dumb changelings must think we aren't all that bright because they send a fake Discord our way and are trying to trick us. He is claiming that he heard changelings talking about which way to go. Seriously, do those changelings think we're dumb or something? Well Thorax has said since he is saying go left, we go right.

Once again though, I am questioning my leadership abilities and for us to be able to do this, Trixie is going to sacrifice herself so that Thorax and I can go do what we need to do. I know my Trixie can boast a lot but she reminded me of what I used to know, I am a good leader. With her going to take one for the team here, I think I will reward her once we get this finished. Hell I might even let her dominate me and you know that's never happened before.

Before we parted ways it shows us hugging. That isn't what really happened. Yes it had to be rather short given the situation we were in but we did engage in a passionate kiss. I figured that if I could get one more kiss from my true love that it would give me more confidence. We parted ways and I was upset that Trixie got caught but Thorax and I have a mission and we're not about to fail Equestria here. Everypony had to be rescued.

Finally we reached the throne room and I would not be happy when I saw my beloved Trixie trapped in a cocoon along with the rest of my friends but I had to hold my anger. What I should mention is that Thorax and I came up with a perfect plan. We decided that he would take the form of me and once Chrysalis went to attack him, I would sneak behind her field of vision and work on destroying the throne.

Well it worked and while Chrysalis finally discovered that "I" was actually Thorax, I got to work on that throne but sadly I wouldn't get anything done before she caught me and I wound up having to hide and next up was Chrysalis and her arrogance. Oh good grief bitch, would you just shut the hay up? We get it, you changelings always have to feed and you want your subjects to go devour it from Equestria and bring it back to your ugly ass. Well if I have anything to say about it, that ain't happening!

Oh yes Chrysalis, you think you know what it takes to be a good leader? You think that being ruthless and ruling with an iron hoof is the way to do it? Look, I've been there and done that. I hate to burst your bubble, well not really, but I changed and made friends along with a very sexy marefriend and my life is a whole lot better. A true leader doesn't force her subjects to deny who they are, they celebrate what makes them unique.

Oh great, after her continuing her temper tantrum she finally decides to drain every last bit of love from Thorax. What will happen to him when she does that I'm not sure but I don't want to find out so I suggested that he gives her his love, all of it! When he did that he actually became encircled in light and I was curious as to what was going on but I knew it had to be good.

What I saw next was amazing, Thorax changed completely. I don't know if this is what a changeling's true form is when they aren't feeding on love or what but he looks magnificent. I realized that this was the chance to finally defeat Chrysalis so I told the other changelings that what happened to Thorax is what happens when you give love instead of taking it. Luckily they gave her their love and all that energy destroyed her throne along with a good portion of the hive. Even better, we have our magic back and my friends are free!

Hello everypony, well your Sexy Sun Goddess has been freed so I shall now resume what should never have been taken from me. Now that everypony is free Starlight immediately rushes over to her wife, I mean friend with tons of benefits to make sure she is ok. How sweet, aren't they just the most adorable couple? While the animators only showed them hugging they actually engaged in a passionate kiss. I was hoping they'd take it to the next level and give us all a live porno but unfortunately that is not what happened.

Now of course Starlight had to go check on my Twily and make sure she was ok too. I can't help but wonder if maybe she wanted Twily to join her and her marefriend in a threesome but I highly doubt Trixie would be up for that, especially after how affectionate they've been lately. I must say that I am impressed though, I never imagined that Starlight, Trixie, Thorax and Discord would wind up saving Equestria. I can't help but laugh because I remember it was just 26 episodes ago that Starlight nearly destroyed Equestria.

Ok, so Starlight has saved Equestria but now she's going to try something even harder, reforming Chrysalis. You know Starlight, I know you suddenly think you're a hero but this isn't going to work. Just the way they were acting for a minute though, I thought she actually might. The look Chrysalis was giving her was the look she gave Twilight when she folded like a lawn chair last year but sorry Starlie, Chrysi ain't going to do that!

Unfortunately for Starlight, Chrysalis told her to go fuck Trixie (in the unedited version) and that she would exact revenge on her sometime in the future. You know, I actually think that will happen and let's just say that was to happen and Starlight managed to either reform her, banish her somewhere or kill her, I have a set of light pink wings locked up in Canterlot Tower that would look great on her.

Ugh, now here goes the love-fest between Discord and Fluttershy. Ok, I know they're only friends and I'm being overly dramatic but if I ever was to find out that they were more than friends, a certain sexy pegasus would find herself in Tartarus and an obnoxious draconequus would find himself on the moon. Let's hope that doesn't happen but I'm serious, despite her being very sexy, Fluttershy betraying me and putting out for a member of the lesser sex would warrant such a punishment.

Now that everything is back to normal and since we have all decided to let the changelings get their new kingdom set up, Starlight has decided on another plan for us to celebrate and Discord would take us there. Before we knew it we were out in Our Town and their Sunset Celebration was still going on. They seemed shocked to see her given the way she ran off earlier. Luckily for her and the rest of us, they weren't mad and welcomed us all with open hooves!

Alright, now as the show is ending Starlight is running off with Sugar Belle to feast on some treats, leaving Trixie behind like she is nothing! Well she wasn't the only one to go judge that baking contest, I did as well and damn, I'm seriously thinking of offering Sugar Belle a job as the castle baker because her cake is the best I've ever ate!

Now for what happened after the show ended. Eventually Starlight apologized to Trixie for putting cake ahead of her and they decided to go spend some time in Starlight's old house. Good grief, that place must have extremely thin walls because the whole village heard Starlight and Trixie moaning and squealing! I can't be 100% sure but I have a feeling that those two will be staying out here for the whole off-season. They will spend time out mingling with the villagers, feasting on Sugar Belle's treats and when they're not doing that, they'll be feasting on one another.

Guess what though, they won't be the only ones staying. Remember that old propaganda hut that Starlight locked my girls in? Well it is empty but there are a couple of spare beds out here that the ponies are going to loan me. I have decided that me along with Twily, Fluttershy and Rarity are going to spend the off-season out here as well. After all, what is better than eating three of my lovelies for several months? Eating them and having Sugar Belle's cake!

Now be gone with all of you, I have a cake calling out to me and after that, I have three lovelies begging for my loving touch. If you have any problems that must be resolved, go talk to Luna once she gets home because I'm going to be busy, very busy!