Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and you have all been good little serfs. You've paid your taxes, nopony has complained about me in the papers and the ponies down in Las Pegasus held a festival in my honor so I shall share with you my synopsis of "All Bottled Up."

Our day starts out in Twilight's castle and crap, I can't see what is going on so I do my usual invisibility and teleportation spell to see what is going on. It looks like Starlight has become the teacher now! It looks like she is trying to teach Trixie how to do transfiguration spells. It may seem easy but trust me, working with Trixie is anything but easy, even for a unicorn whose magical abilities are only outdone by my sister's and mine.

Good grief Trixie, you can't just yell "teacup" and expect something to turn into one! Well Starlight tells her she has to picture the cup in her mind and you're not going to believe this! The pony who so many view as just an average showmare did it! She did REAL magic and you know what means! That means that it won't be long until Starlight shows Trixie some more real magic in her bedroom!

Oh wait, hold that thought. Trixie has just ruined the tea cakes that Starlight was making for Twilight and her friends for this friendship retreat. To top it off, Trixie's celebration of doing real magic for the first time in her life isn't sitting real well with her marefriend, I mean friend with many benefits. Oh boy, that red cloud coming from Starlight's horn can't be good. Whatever it is, I have a feeling that Starlight will continue to show us that she has more talent than my Twily does.

After destroying the tea cakes, Trixie and Starlight accompany Twilight and her friends to the train station so they can go off on some friendship with benefits retreat. Now I have a huge decision to make, do I go with Twilight or do I stay in Ponyville with Starlight, Trixie and Spike. I really wish Spike would have went with them but maybe he has a bad vibe that Trixie is really going to screw something up. Oh well, I can just kick him out because I think it would be really fun to have it be just me, Trixie and Starlight for a day of fun.

Now Trixie and Starlight are back in the throne room trying to figure out what to do next. Well I have an idea, let's kick Spike out, go up to Twilight's sleeping chambers and defile that place! The animators could never show it but that is exactly what we did. You know what a showboat Trixie is? Well Starlight and I decided to punish her for her showboating. The only bad thing was that we had to clean her bedroom so she wouldn't know what was going on. After all, Twilight knows what all three of us smell like and I can't have her knowing that I'm having fun with them both! She would be really pissed if she did and do who knows what. Oh well, Starlight could always travel back in time and fix it.

Let's move on shall we. Now Trixie is wanting to try something much harder, teleportation. I have a feeling that this won't end well. Her first thought is to teleport Spike. Now the animators couldn't show this but I was in a corner of the room cheering for her to do it. After all, if she did that, we could head back up to Twily's sleeping chambers and defile it more! Unfortunately Starlight wouldn't let her and suggested something not living.

Get this, Starlight puts an apple on that friendship map that always takes my lovelies away from me and instructs Trixie to send that apple to who knows where. Get this, Trixie teleported the map somewhere else and now Starlight is all pissy. Come on Starlight, Trixie is a free spirit and isn't going to be uptight like you are becoming. Now Starlight has to run off because she is releasing that red energy again.

Now to the kitchen where Spike is washing the hundred or so teacups Trixie made and she is looking for something to store her anger in. Well she finds a glass jar with a cork top. Really Starlight, a glass jar, a jar that could break? We all know what happened last time she used something breakable to store things in. Luckily though, she doesn't go enslaving villages or anything real bad, well yet anyway.

After locking all that negative energy up she heads to the throne room to find Trixie sitting in Twilight's throne eating an apple. Oh Trixie, you can be so adorable sometimes. You honestly think that Starlight never gets mad at you? Just because you are the first pony to win her heart, well sort of, doesn't mean she won't get angry with you. Oh well, let's get moving.

Now on to the search for the map. This would seem simple enough but there is one problem, Trixie can't remember what the last place was that she was thinking about. I would think it would be Twilight's bedroom since the three of us just had fun in there but it wasn't so they head off to look for it.

It looks like the first stop they made was in this jewelry store but it wasn't, it was at Bulk Biceps's cinnamon nuts stand and we learn that Trixie has her own vice, cinnamon nuts! I have my cake, Luna has her fritters and now Trixie has her cinnamon nuts, which I'm sure will fit in Starlight's gem perfectly, perfect for Trixie to use to eat them from! Ok, enough about that.

After discovering it wasn't in the jewelry store and Trixie no longer being interested in that brooch, they next head to Sweet Apple Acres since Trixie was in the mood for apples. Unfortunately for them, that is not where it went so once again they have no idea where it could be and once again, Starlight puts more anger in her bottle. Besides locking up her anger, Starlight's mane has lost its shape for the most part. Her mane now looks like that of a track star trying to sprint a marathon. Well this is nothing compared to what will happen next.

Starlight has now made the mistake of bottling up some anger and Trixie sees her saddlebag glow. This can't be good and it winds up not being. Starlight's jar flies in the air and then shatters right in front of Granny Smith, the jewelry pony and Bulk Biceps. Now they are infected with Starlight's anger and are saying everything to Trixie that Starlight has been thinking and holy shit, their red eyes make them look like terrifying demons!

Now poor Trixie is getting cussed out royally, well in the unedited version anyway, and she is being pursued by three extremely angry ponies. To top it off, all of Starlight's energy has now infected those three and she can't cast any kind of spell! Nothing whatsoever so Trixie is basically at the mercy of three ponies infected by Starlight's anger.

Finally though Starlight admits to Trixie that she is mad at her and her energy returns, restoring the sanity of three perfectly friendly ponies. Trixie, listen to Starlight, ok? Everything she is saying is the truth, although I would simply it and say, "You fuck everything up bitch! You don't listen to me, you treat everything like it is a game, you don't care that you could get me in trouble and you didn't even say you're sorry." Then wink and laugh, "I'm gonna be rough with you in the makeup sex, got it sexy mare?"

Well the two apologized to one another and Trixie admits what we knew all along. She admits that she loves Starlight! Well some have said that she simply said she loves the Starlight that is emotional, reckless and downright bitchy over the lame Twily version she was becoming. I don't care though, I can see it in her eyes. Trixie is madly in love with Starlight and I know the feelings are mutual.

Now finally Trixie remembers where she teleported the map to, the place where they met, the spa! Now if that isn't proof of her love for Starlight I don't know what is. Now they get the map home and fixed just right as Twilight and her friends were getting back from this friendship retreat.

Well Rarity wants to go to the spa and Trixie will never learn, she wants Starlight to cast a spell on the spa ponies to get them to forget the map was there. Starlight was against it so I did a quick teleportation spell and did it for her. After Twilight and her friends headed out, I teleported back and those two did have that rough makeup sex I was expecting. I would have joined them but makeup sex is not to be shared with a third so I just recorded Starlight "punishing" Trixie for her recklessness. Hey, I needed a new addition to my massive porno collection anyway. Even better, this is the first one that will solely be of two former antagonists and hey, both of them are hot to trot so this will really help me release when none of my lovelies are available.

Oh, and regarding that friendship retreat, it just didn't fit into the main part of the episode but I was informed by the pony running "Manehattan Retreats" that my girls wound up singing a song, doing nothing sexy and falling two seconds short of a record set by some griffons. I guess I was right in staying in Ponyville with Starlight and Trixie.

Now if you will all excuse me, I have to get home, have some cake and then watch my newest porno!