Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I am not in the best of moods because I discovered the castle chef put laxative in my cake a couple days ago so I've had the shits here recently. Oh well, once I put him to death in a couple of days I'll feel better but for now, I shall share with you my synopsis on "To Where and Back Again, Part 1"

Another day has arrived in Ponyville and it looks Starlight is helping Twily and her scroll hacking pet move some old books to her reference section. Good grief Starlight, don't you have better things to be doing, such as me? Oh I get it, your wife, I mean friend with benefits would get mad if you did that and she isn't available so you have to do something to take your mind off of your frustration, right?

Well this is new, the mailmare is delivering something to the castle? Well it obviously isn't for Twilight since I can send her messages via her scroll hacking pet. Oh it is for Starlight and she seems concerned about it. Ok Starlight, so it is from your old village? Are they dissatisfied with being free and they want you to back out and want you to oppress them again? Oh no, it's worse than that! Night Glider doesn't have a date for the Sunset Festival and wants Starlie to go rock her world!

"Princess Celestia, not this already!"

"But StormLuna!"

"Don't but StormLuna me Tia! This episode is very important to me and if you foul it up, I'll let Starlight take your cutie mark AND your lovelies!"

"Not my cutie mark! Not my lovelies!"

"Will you do this right then?"

*sighs* "Yes, I'll do this right but you better not let anything bad happen to me!"

"Oh fine, I won't. Now get back to work."

*grumbles* "Fine."

Ugh he is such a stick in the mud sometimes. Alright, well the letter is from her old village and they are inviting her to the Sunset Festival and she is terrified! Why the hell would she be terrified to go to a festival? I would be thrilled because there will likely be cake but given her history out there, I guess I could understand.

Hello everypony, it is thy Princess of the Night. It is getting late and my sister is very tired so I shall take over for her.

It appears as though Starlight has decided to attend this festival after all. Yes she was nervous but who wouldn't be. Now for something that does not sit well with me, Double Diamond and Party Favor act like they are surprised to see her there. I would think they wouldn't be given that they invited her. She showed them her invitation and what is horrible is that they laugh at her and rip it up and it looks like Party Favor is back up to his old ways with that facial expression, "but I didn't listen!"

Suddenly it has gone dark and quiet out there. Starlight was having a nightmare and I of course went to save her. I feel bad for her having such a nightmare so I decided to give her some advice. I told her that perhaps she should talk to her friends about this. I'm pretty sure they will be understanding and provide her with the advice she needs. Now it is time to go because her nightmare has drawn to a close and it is time for me to lower the moon.

I'm back and I'm certain that my sister's part of this was boring as hell but then again what's new, right? Ok, so Starlight is in the throne room sharing her concerns with her friends and good grief Rainbow, get over yourself. Yes Starlight has changed but you don't need to go bringing up her past and how bad of a pony she used to be. Now Twilight gives her some great advice, take a friend. Maybe it isn't such good advice though because I know Twilight wants to go with her and ignore me. We have a hot and raunchy afternoon planned and if she runs off just so she can either bang Starlight or try out one of the mares out there somepony will be punished and I'm sure you know who that will be!

Luckily for me Starlight chose her wife, I mean friend with lots of benefits, Trixie. Now I'm sure that Trixie will likely be begging Starlight for them to go stay in her old house and she can do to her what she did to Fluttershy out there except with Trixie, it will be consensual and both parties will have their wits about them. Now Twily, don't be so jealous, I know you wanted to go but remember, you have me coming over this afternoon so that should more than make up for it, right?

Well Starlight and Trixie finally get within eyesight of Our Town and I am shocked that they did not stop somewhere along the way and have some fun. Perhaps it is because Starlight is too nervous for sex or Trixie wants to wait, grab one of the local mares there and make it a threesome.

Alright, enough about that, they get into town and the ponies are thrilled to see Starlight. The way they are acting you'd think she was a long lost friend they were greeting rather than a pony who once ruled over them with an iron hoof and stole their cutie marks. Anyway, they are so happy to see her that they suddenly start asking her to help with and be in charge of certain events!

Now this is where I'm wondering why Starlight is freaking out. I would think she would be happy that they have forgiven her to that point but instead she is a nervous wreck. Now I'm sure if they wanted her and Trixie to be in charge of teaching the fillies there sex ed it would be a completely different story. Ok, maybe not because Starlight isn't like that given she refused to let Twily put out in front of those pegasi foals in Cloudsdale before she was reformed.

Ok well Starlight winds up freaking out so bad that she unleashes that magical ball she did when it was discovered that she had a real cutie mark and her communist dictatorship was coming to an end. Luckily for her, Trixie and her smoke balls saved the day and they ran out of town. Now I'm pretty sure I know what won't happen on the way back to Ponyville!

Ok Starlight, I get it, you freaked out and don't feel like you should ever be in charge of anything. I don't know why you feel this way that you constantly take charge in the bedroom with Trixie, you've done so with Twilight and you sometimes do it with me so calm down! Maybe tonight Trixie can help calm her down or maybe Twilight can. Now you're not going to believe this, in her trying to console her marefriend, I mean friend with benefits, Trixie admits that even she makes mistakes! Can you believe it, even The Narcissistic and Sexy Trixie makes mistakes!

"Leave me alone, don't touch me! Help little sister, they're back!"

Starlight Glimmer here, I don't know what the hay happened but suddenly Celestia and Luna have gone missing so I will be giving you this synopsis for now. Ok, well once Trixie and I got back to Ponyville, something just didn't seem right. My friends who are usually so friendly and nice have no clue what is going on and have become grade A bitches. Since they're being awful to me I'll go and see Twilight and let her know what happened.

What the hell, Spike is being a little asshole to me and the door is locked? Ok, something really bad is going on and once Twilight does let me in she isn't acting like herself either. I was fully expecting her to tell me that she would come with me and she could explain to the ponies out in my old village that I was just scared of being in charge of things but that isn't what I got from her. She told me to cut my losses and never go out there again. I'm thinking, "What in the world is wrong with her? Why would she tell me to just cut my losses?"

Eventually I just headed up to my room to escape Twilight's unexplained bitchiness and Spike's suddenly being a grade A asshole. Eventually night fell and I fell asleep. Suddenly I'm back in my old village and everypony is just walking from house to house in a complete trance. I tried getting their attention but suddenly they vanish and Twilight and her friends show up and sweet Celestia, Twilight is being a total bitch!

Oh thank goodness, Luna shows up again, well sort of. She is trying to escape the lunar disk and is telling me to be careful who I trust because the changelings have returned. They have captured her and Celestia and I have a feeling they probably captured and replaced my friends as well. Well I woke up in a cold sweat and I know that there is only one pony I can tell about this, Trixie.

Unfortunately Trixie was being a bit of a grump when I woke her up and what made matters worse is how grouchy she was when I had to make sure she wasn't a changeling herself. When she told me that she said even Trixie makes mistakes I knew it was fine.

I knew something was up and I decided to have Trixie join me in the castle and we were going to see if we could figure out what was wrong. One thing that was wrong was that the door to the throne room was cracked and there was light coming from in there so we decided to go and see what it was.

Good grief, what the hell is going on. They're in there acting like total bitches and treating Spike like dirt, well the changeling that resembles him. Eventually we discover what is going on when they set up these stones that let them communicate with Chrysalis and they finally do reveal themselves. Now it is confirmed, the worst case scenario has occurred and we have to figure something out.

Oh great, the changelings sense something and here they come. Now comes a chance for me to show off more of my magic so I cast this weird invisibility spell that allowed Trixie and I to blend into the wall and avoid detection. Once they had all dispersed I teleported us back outside and Trixie admits that she can't handle this because she is just a performer. Oh yes Trixie, this is princess level material but guess what, there are no princesses available so we'll have to figure this out ourselves!

I was thinking we should get to the Crystal Empire before the changelings got the royal family up there too but forget that. Thorax shows up because the royal family up there has been captured and replaced too. I was thinking, "Oh isn't this just dandy. What else could go wrong?" While I was thinking this my thoughts were distracted when I noticed something seemed different about Thorax, his wings were sparkly since he no longer has to feed on love but Trixie's extreme paranoia over his presence didn't exactly thrill me but I still love her nonetheless. Once she found out he was reformed she did calm down some but I can't help but wonder, what the hell are the three of us going to do to save everypony that was foalnapped?

Just as I said that Discord shows up and naturally we needed to make sure it is him and luckily it was. At first he didn't seem overly concerned when I told him about everypony being captured until he discovered that Fluttershy had been taken. I know Discord and Fluttershy are good friends but good grief, when he discovered she had been taken by the changelings he snapped his claw and we were right there at the edge of the changeling kingdom in nothing flat. He was dead set on rescuing his friend so now here we are, probably the four least likely characters to be put in charge in saving Equestria. Oh well, I'm sure everypony will find a nice change of pace compared to Twilight and her friends always saving the day.

Well here comes the break and I have been notified that I will be in charge of a good part of the second one as well.