Hello everypony, it is your Sexy Sun Goddess again and you want to know something? I am actually in a pretty good mood because nopony has shown any dissent against me, my lovelies have been putting out and the cake has been even better than normal here lately so I shall share with you my synopsis of "Every Little Thing She Does."

It is early in the morning and it looks like my girls are already up and are testing their magical abilities. Ok you two, so you think you're going to outdo the other when it comes to magic? Guess what Twily, I know you're great with magic but there is one thing you must remember, Starlight has outdone you when it comes to magic in the past. Remember her cutie mark removal abilities? Remember her time traveling abilities? Remember her Trixie seduction abilities? Sorry Twily but I'm pretty sure Starlight will come out on top here.

Despite me being sure Starlight will completely kick Twily's ass, those two start off their competition anyway and I must say, I am shocked that Twily is doing so well. I thought for sure she would have given up by now but just wait, I'm sure Starlight will wind up winning in the end and naturally she does. What truly fascinated me was that Starlight can do a duplication spell and I'm sure you all know what that means! Let's just say that Twilight wound up having double the fun when Starlight and her clone hauled her up to her sleeping chambers. I bet Twily never imagined she'd get violated by the same pony twice at the same time.

Finally their magic competition is over and Starlight has mopped the library with Twilight but then again what's new? When it comes to magic, Starlight always comes out on top. Too bad her friendship abilities weren't equally as good. Yeah her "friendship with benefits" lessons with Trixie are coming along splendid but when it comes to regular friendship, she just ain't that good.

Now I'm getting kind of surprised by Starlight here. Ok, she is fantastic with magic but little things like baking a cake with Pinkie terrifies her. Now come on Starlie, you don't have to worry! I can always come down there and help you bake a cake and then we can have some dessert afterwards! Apparently Spike doesn't truly understand her fears but oh well, he has more important issues to deal with, issues that are certain to make me a very happy princess!

Alrighty, regarding me being a very happy princess. It appears as though Twilight is all pissy because Starlight has been avoiding her friendship lessons like I said earlier. Twilight has decided to give her the task of tackling a friendship lesson while she is out of town. Guess what, she is coming up to see me! Sweet, it looks like yours Truly is gonna get laid, woo-hoo!

Now how the hell am I going to monitor what is going on while I have Twily in my sleeping chambers? I've got it, I'll just have a guard keep an eye on things for me. For now though, I shall continue to monitor this until she arrives. I don't know exactly what will happen but I am almost regretting the fact that she is coming up here. Key word though, almost!

Oh great, this is just dandy! How the hell am I going to keep an eye on her while I'm waiting on Twilight?

"Princess Celestia!"

"What is it StormLuna?"

"Tell you what, you can do here what you did with Viva Las Pegasus, alright?"

"Sweet! I promise I won't let you down."

"I know you won't so get to work, alright?"

Well this will make life easier for me since I don't have to actually go there to see what is going on. Apparently Starlight has decided that handling these things one at a time suddenly isn't good enough. She has decided that she will try and handle all five of these at once! Can you believe that? If my Starlie thinks that she can pull this off without everything going to hell she's got another thing coming.

You know something, your friends are right. I highly doubt Twilight would want you trying to do this all at once but I know how you are, you're stubborn as hell and unless you get some action with Fluttershy, you won't have it any other way. Oh yay! Starlight is getting all worked up and panicked and it is so adorable! I honestly think I should just head to Ponyville now, have the guard tell Twily to go screw Lemon Hearts and go provide Starlight some comfort because she obviously needs it so much!

Damn, my little Starlie is freaking out so much that she is actually going to cast a spell on her friends to assist in getting these friendship lessons done. How dare she, does she not know that casting spells on other ponies is highly illegal and because of her disobedience here, she must be punished! How I will go about it right now I'm not sure but maybe I'll force her into Colgate's bedroom and some painful sexy times can ensue!

What the hell Starlight? Those spells you cast are pretty high powered, they have enough power that even I wouldn't be able to do them so easily. Maybe I better rethink casting her into Colgate's bedroom because I'm terrified of what she might do once she was set free, well her and Trixie both.

Ok, so now she has cast the spell and said the trigger words to get her friends' attention. Now this should be fun as she and Pinkie have headed to the kitchen to bake a cake! Am I seeing this straight, there's going to be cake? You know what, forget Twilight coming up here! I'll just head down to Ponyville and partake in some....oh wait, I see Twily flying into town so I'll just wait for her to come see me instead.

Now this is hilarious, Pinkie hardly even knows what is going on and Starlight has to tell her very specifically what to do? Oh this is hilarious, "Whatever you want me to do Starlight Glimmer." Well Pinkie, I have an idea. How about you go clean Starlight's room for when I decide to come down later because I can't have it being a mess! Yes Starlight is a hottie but your sexy Sun Goddess does have standards, she doesn't like messy rooms.

Now the time has come for Starlight to help Rarity sew and Applejack do some scrapbooking. I have a feeling this isn't going to go over all that well but you never know, it might not be too bad. Ok Starlie, you've told Rarity to make a dress exactly like the one in the picture and given the state she is in, you honestly think she'll be able to do it? I hate to tell you this Starlight, but I think you're going to find Applejack's stories regarding those pictures boring as hell, I certainly do!

To make matters worse, Fluttershy has somehow managed to just let the animals run away! Good grief, did she become a grade A ditz all of a sudden? Normally she can keep those dumb things in line but oh well, with a bit of persuasion from Starlight, she'll go round them back up and now Rarity has proven she ain't all that bright. In her current state she draws an image of the dress instead of making it. Ok, I get it, you're a total dumb ass and you can't take orders from Twily's sexy second in command without screwing up.

Oh boy, this is looking bad, very bad. Pinkie is now burning cake after cake after cake and AAAAAH! Fluttershy is covered in bugs and I am downright terrified. I honestly don't know if I'll ever get that image out of my head. Thanks a lot Starlie, you just made me scared of my sexiest lovely and for that you must be punished! Should I use the horn, the hoof, the Twicane or should I let somepony else do my bidding? I think I'll go with the somepony else option and I can think of a sadistic blue unicorn that would be more than happy to do it!

With the whole castle filled with smoke because of the burning cakes Starlight can think of just one thing, she orders Rainbow to get water to put the fire out but the dumb little bitch brings in storm clouds. Good grief, just how stupid can that ditz be? Now there is one thing I am getting upset about though. I know I saw Twilight flying into town a while back and she still hasn't come to see me. I tell you, if she wound up leaving without paying homage to me, Colgate will get to punish TWO PONIES instead of just one!

I can't believe it, Twilight skipped town without coming by and saying, "Hi, let's have some fun!" Well after the episode is over I shall send a guard over to the dentist's office and have him notify Colgate that she will have a couple of ponies to punish and I'll even loan her some horn caps and the Twicane! Ok, enough about that. Now comes some fun times, my Twily throwing a fit over Starlight's recklessness.

Calm down Twily, I know Starlight screwed things up royally and made my sexiest lovely absolutely terrifying but I have a feeling her heart was in the right place! She did just want to please you and that's what matters, right? Ok Starlie, I think you might have missed the point somewhere along the line. Casting spells on your friends is not going to get Twily to let you dominate her!

You know, I was going to just go and grab my most magical lovelies and take them to be punished but I resisted because I have a feeling that things might go over better and besides, Starlight does have to apologize to her friends and I doubt doing so while she is in excruciating pain will seem genuine. The next day arrives and good grief, it looks like her friends have been hit by a truck!

Alright, I get it ladies. Starlight was being a bitch to you, she shouldn't have cast spells on you and she probably shouldn't have been trying to impress Twilight as much as she was but hey, at least she apologized! That is all that matters, right? Luckily for Starlight they accepted her apology and now she must go and help Twily clean the castle.

What's this? Starlight's friends are going to go help her and guess what, she is finally working on those friendship lessons Twily had been bitching at her about. I can't help but sit up here and smile to see Starlight seeming to have fun doing things that wouldn't interest me in the slightest, well except for the baking a cake. We all know how much I would like that and you know something? I'm thinking I might make Starlight come up here and bake a cake with me too, after that a mandatory dessert in my sleeping chambers of course!

Ok, Starlight finished off her list with the whole chillaxing with Crashie in the end but that is not the end of the action. Ok, I have decided to forego punishing Starlight but the same can not be said of Twilight. She had the audacity to come up here and not drop by for a visit. Right now I'm not even in the mood to see her so I have sent a guard down to get her and haul her over to Colgate, who I have already loaned the Twicane. So if any of you here in Canterlot her her crying out in agonizing pain, just know that it is a sadistic unicorn putting a disobedient princess in her place.

Now if you will excuse me, I honestly don't feel like hearing Twily cry out in pain so I'm headed to Ponyville to give Starlight some much needed attention! After everything she's put up with, she could really use it.