Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I have a surprise for you! As I have scanned the country I have not found any negative editorials in any of the newspapers, there haven't been any uprisings and even better, everypony has paid their taxes for once so I shall share with you my synopsis of "Viva Las Pegasus."

The day has just started and something has to happen to ruin my good mood. Applejack and my sexy Fluttershy are being called to Las Pegasus by Twily's map. Ugh, why couldn't it have called Applejack and Pinkie? Oh wait, Pinkie already came up here and helped Rarity save that amazing restaurant. Why not Fluttershy and Twily? I could have headed down there and joined them for some fun! Oh well, I suppose those two have a reason for going down there and we'll see what it is.

While I really wish that I could simply stay here and gorge myself on cake I know that Applejack and Fluttershy will not be out in an open area all the time. Ugh I wish StormLuna would just let me report stuff without having to make me constantly do the invisibility and teleport spell to follow them. If I remember correctly, when Crashie was in the hospital he didn't make me go there!

"Princess Celestia!"

"What is it StormLuna?"

"I'm sorry but I can't just let you do that."

"Remember 'Read it and Weep?' You didn't make me do it then so why should I have to now?"

"Ok, you got me there. Tell you what, if you won't try to alter what happens any I'll let you stay home and just report BUT if you try to alter things, you'll have to go."

"Ok, I promise I won't try and alter what happens!"

"Alright, now get to work and I might throw an extra cake your way at the end."

"Sweet, I'll do it!"

Thankfully StormLuna isn't making me go so I shall chow down on my cake while I bring you what happened. Ok, Fluttershy and Applejack arrived in Las Pegasus and neither one seemed all that thrilled. I can't say as though I blame them, I don't like large crowds either and the cake is so expensive down there!

Once they went into this resort it was as expected, busy and noisy as hell and I'm wondering how the hell they are going to find a friendship lesson in there? Well things aren't exactly looking promising for them and then they run into this prima donna that acts like he is the best thing in the world, Gladmane I think his name is. I'm not overly sure where this will lead to but there is something about him that I don't like, he seems like a crook if you ask me.

Now for something I do not like, he knows who Applejack and Fluttershy are! Somehow he knows they are the "cohorts" of the Princess of Friendship. I swear, he better not try anything with them. It seems like this guy is obsessed with friendship. I can't help but wonder what kind of friendship he is talking about though. One good thing I'm sure of though, it likely isn't friendship with benefits because ugh, what pony, mare or stallion, would want to engage in activities like that with him?

Ugh now look at that smug bastard, announcing to everypony at that place that he thinks of all of them as friends and is offering them 3 for 1 discounts on....did I hear that right, fritters! Oh boy, I better make sure Luna doesn't hear about this....oh wait, why would she go pay for fritters when the Apple Family gives them to her as a gift of their gratitude for everything she does for them.

Back to the resort, it looks like Gladmane is going to take his new "friends" on a tour of the place and have them meet the entertainers he has working for him. Well this should be interesting, well sort of. I'm not sure what kind of entertainers they have down there but I highly doubt he has anypony who sings songs about how sexy I am. What a shame too because if he did, I might not think he's a crook and maybe visit that place sometime.

Ok, on to his "friends." First he introduces Fluttershy and Applejack to the trapeze star and the director of her act. Ok, they seem to not be having any problems but why the hell do they go all fanfilly over Gladmane? Yeah he may sign and cut their paychecks but still, he isn't that special is he? Now to the prairie dog act and naturally my sexy Fluttershy is drawn to them and their trainers obviously aren't having any problems. Perhaps the map simply called them to the wrong place or it called the wrong ponies somewhere. I still think it should have called Fluttershy and Twily to my sleeping chambers, that would have been far more useful!

The tour is done and those two seem frustrated that they can't find a problem. Ok ladies, I have an idea. Just pack up and go home since nothing is wrong. Applejack can fix Luna some fritters and Fluttershy can take care of my needs, oh wait, perhaps a couple of ponies are having a friendship problem after all!

I remember back when Flim and Flam sold Granny Smith that useless tonic and were ran out of Ponyville. I always wondered what the hell happened to them and it looks like we now know, they are working for Gladmane selling tickets to the acts down there. Get this though, two brothers who once got along so well are now fighting because they want to sell the most tickets. I'm not sure why they have this competition but personally I think Flam is the better salespony, there is no need to go selling the tickets for cheap and screwing over the performers.

Ok Applejack, calm down! I know those assholes have wronged you twice in the past but there is no need to go getting so upset. They are merely having a disagreement and now I have some advice for you two, get going and let them fight. I'm sure Applejack would have done just that but oh no, the sexiest pegasus to have ever roamed the earth might think they're the ones with the problem? Not just no but hell no! Guess what Flutters, for you caring too much about those bastards and not nearly enough about me I have decided to punish you severely and I won't be doing it alone! I may invite a former student of mine, a sadistic blue unicorn, to come join in on the fun.

Now here comes Gladmane apologizing to those two for having to see that and I'm thinking, "Come on, they've seen far worse that that!" Ok, it looks like Applejack is bound and determined to find a friendship problem in that place while Fluttershy is going to try to get Flim and Flam to stop fighting. My question is why? Don't you remember what they did to the Apple Family, twice? Don't you remember them trying to run Sweet Apple Acres out of business and don't you remember the fiasco with the tonic? Oh wait, she wouldn't remember the tonic fiasco because she, Twilight and Rarity were being good mares and were up here making me happy.

Listen Flutters, there you are talking to those two trying to get them to see that they shouldn't be fighting but you are failing miserably! You are failing there just as much as you are failing in being loyal to your friend Applejack. Oh wait, Crashie would have been the one to stay true to her friend and not help those charlatans.

While Fluttershy was doing something she shouldn't have been, Applejack has headed backstage and it sounds like she has found a real friendship problem. Ok, this is odd, the trapeze star and the director got along before coming to Gladmane's resort and both of them act like he is the best friend they ever had? Something doesn't seem right here and now they are accusing Applejack of either being a snitch for the other or simply putting down their boss!

Not only are they having problems, it looks like the prairie dog unicorns are having similar problems. They are fighting and it seems like Gladmane is responsible there too. I'll let you in on a little something, despite me not knowing him I have decided to add Gladmane to my shit list because he is obviously a crook. How awful, destroying two great acts solely so he can continue to make more money? You know I could go down there and let these performers know the truth but I don't want to have to leave my cake. I have no desire to return to a stale, harder than a rock cake.

Alright, so now those two have figured it out that Gladmane is up to no good and are trying to figure out a way to trick him into exposing himself. Good luck with that ladies. I know how ponies like him work, they always think ahead and despite being narcissistic assholes, they manage to keep their trickery a secret. Now Fluttershy, I know you mean well but you know that Applejack isn't going to agree to get Flim and Flam to stop fighting just to expose this crook or will she?

Now it looks like both of them have decided to help those two and at first they didn't believe Fluttershy's claims that Gladmane was making them fight but once Applejack put her two cents in, they knew it was the truth because she never lies! Luckily she didn't tell them that they are on my shit list though because who knows what they'd try to do to buy themselves off of it.

Now for the plan that those four have decided to concoct. I highly doubt it will work and could cost a couple of conponies their jobs but hey, it's not a zero chance risk. Apparently my Flutters has decided to dress up as Impossibly Rich, the grand matriarch of the Rich family. Fun fact though, the grand matriarch of the rich family does have that name but she certainly isn't rich, anymore! I know this doesn't fit in here but when ponies try to cheat investors, their wealth vanishes in a hurry once they are caught and your sexy Sun Goddess gets more cake money!

I tell you, once Gladmane thinks he could maybe get close with one of the wealthiest ponies in Equestria, he is excited until he learns she is planning on a resort of her own. Now it looks like the crook is going to concoct his own plan and I can tell he knows something is up and it looks like he was right. He saw straight through their plan and now Flim and Flam are probably going to get fired and my ladies probably should get going before Gladmane has them forcibly removed.

Oh good grief you two, don't go up to Gladmane's office, get out of there while you still can! Perhaps they are going up there to tell them that I will banish him to the moon if he doesn't clean up his act. You know ladies, going in and telling him he is an asshole isn't going to get him to change his ways. I am proud of them though for seeing through his lies, too bad it won't do any good, or will it?

Get this everypony, in his arrogant moment he fails to notice that while he is boasting and admitting the truth, my Fluttershy has pushed the button to activate his loudspeaker and now all his employees and everypony else there knows he is a crook. I'm proud of you Fluttershy, I've decided I won't punish you for showing kindness to Flim and Flam after all, I might even let you push my button but only if you hurry up and get your flank home!

Now that Gladmane has been exposed and he heads for the exit they are tearing down his statue in the resort. Now it looks like Flim and Flam are running the place. Unless they ask me for a loan with a high interest rate to hire some ponies, all they'll have are those fun games OR I could always grant them a casino license and they could be a true Las Pegasus resort. You know, I think I might just do that! Hey, if it will keep them away from Ponyville it will be worth it.

Oh sweet, now Applejack and Fluttershy's asses are glowing which means they can hurry up and get home! I am going to tell Luna about this so she can hurry up and get to the apple farm and I'll be all ready for Fluttershy, legs spread, button exposed and all!

Now for something that has pissed me off that happened after the credits rolled. Those two headed to New Las Pegasus where the casinos are that the animators couldn't show and get this, both of them won huge amounts of money playing poker! Now I am not happy because Fluttershy is denying me the love I want so I shall tax her winnings at a higher rate than permitted by law UNLESS she rocks my world when she gets home. As far as Applejack goes, I'll just make sure she gets Granny's hip replaced.

Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to sit here and pout because I won't get my Flutters as soon as I should.