Hello everypony, it is your Supreme Overlord Celestia again and you've all been obedient recently so I shall share with you my synopsis on "28 Pranks Later."

It is night and my sexy Fluttershy was out and about with her animals. I am curious as to why she was out at such a late hour. Yes I know Harry could have taken care of any threat but still, it seemed kind of odd. Perhaps she was frustrated because I was unable to go down and see her because I had a stomach ache. Yes, I had a stomach ache because I just had to get into a fritter eating contest with Luna. Of course I lost and got sick. I suppose in the future I will limit my fritter consumption so I will feel well enough to go down and have a lovely snack.

Back to the episode, well it sounded like something was out to get Fluttershy, some sort of flying beast. I'm not sure what it was until it revealed itself. I was not happy when I saw what it was, it was Rainbow Dash dressed up as some sort of beast. How dare she scare my Fluttershy, especially when I didn't feel well enough to go and calm her down. I'm thinking I might punish her, or have Spitfire punish her one way or another.

Now a meeting has been called regarding Crash's idiotic pranks and the others' concerns over how it makes ponies feel. It looks like four of them have the same mindset as me. Don't prank somepony unless you know they will enjoy it and it won't hurt their feelings. Unfortunately Pinkie and Crashie don't see it that way. They think a prank is fun no matter what. Ok, I'll admit that some ponies are fun to prank regardless of what that is done but I wouldn't never make a friend or a possession of mine feel bad.

Now Rainbow has apparently done another prank because a fart came from Twilight's throne when she sat down. I know this isn't natural because my Twily does not fart. Turns out Rainbow had put an idiotic whoopie-cushion on her throne. What an idiot. Those things are nothing more than joke shortcuts that only the lamest of ponies use. Naturally Pinkie and Rainbow found it hilarious but everypony else found it stupid.

They decided to give Rainbow some advice, advice that nopony would he happy with. They told her that if she isn't going to put forth any effort, that she shouldn't prank anypony. I had this really bad feeling that this advice would backfire on them and that is what happened. First we had Rarity discover a giant cake in her boutique along with a sewing machine made out of cake. What a shame I was ill, that would have been really tasty. Then we had her somehow manage to get Applejack, in her bed, out in the pigpen despite our favorite apple farmer setting up plenty of security measures in her room. I get it, anything can happen in a cartoon but like it is in some instances, it was a bit extreme.

Now music sounds as Rainbow starts to prank many, many ponies along with Cranky. I felt bad for him with that damn skunk. He had to take an extremely long tomato juice bath because of that bitch. Even I got pranked. I kept on receiving scroll after scroll thanks to Rainbow's moronic prank involving scrolls and Spike. I got scrolls for homeowner's insurance, chariot insurance, renter's insurance and get this, LIFE INSURANCE! I am an Alicorn and thus immortal so obviously I would have no need for that. I swear, when I get my hooves on her she is going to face my wrath. After I scare some sense into her, she will never pull this kind of shit again, and that is a guarantee!

Well everypony had finally had enough. They were sick of Rainbow's pranking and decided to let the other prankster know about it because maybe she would be the one to put a stop to it. Now like I said before, I was ill that day. Had I not been, I would have went down there to let her know that she needs to stop too. Except with me though, it would not have been a request but an order that she would have to obey or be punished. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem too keen on following everypony's suggestion but maybe that would change that.

Now we had Pinkie going to visit Rainbow over everypony's concerns regarding this pranking bullshit but it appeared as though Rainbow had yet another prank planned, one that would be much worse. She decided that she will prank everypony at once rather than doing it one at a time. This can only lead to some sort of disaster. Once she exposes it, it is obvious that it is an idiotic prank that only the likes of her would find funny.

Get this, she is going to replace all the cookies that the Cutie Mark Crusaders are selling with these idiotic joke cookies that will give everypony a rainbow colored mouth. What is worse is that Rainbow boasts about how everypony will know it was her. I swear, she is a bigger moron than I thought. I know of plenty of ponies that want to strangle her most of the time so this certainly won't help her any. Now for the funny thing, Pinkie didn't find it all that funny. Now if Pinkie doesn't find something funny, then it is obviously a stupid prank that should simply be aborted.

However, Rainbow didn't listen. She still decided that she was going to go through with this ridiculous prank. Seriously though, who in their right mind would even consider doing something so stupid, oh wait, Rainbow Crash would. Pinkie may act like the most immature of Twilight's friends but it is obvious that Rainbow is.

Now on to Rainbow going to complain to Pinkie for not joining her on replacing all those cookies. Good grief bitch, didn't you hear her? She said that your fucking prank is ridiculous and that you should just stop doing this, well in the unedited version. Pinkie ate some of the cookies and now has fallen ill. I guess it is a good thing that they never came up here to try and sell me any. Of course had they, I would have simply exposed Rainbow right there since I had been monitoring everything that was going on.

The time to sell some cookies arrived and I tell you, those girls were having no problems getting those cookies sold. It seemed almost like everypony was overly eager to buy them, even the Cakes who would have no reason to go buying cookies when they can make their own. Oh well, if they want to blow their money like that, that is their business.

Now most of the cookies have been sold and suddenly Ponyville has fallen quiet. Yeah it was dark but it wasn't late either. Now what could have happened? I'm not sure but it is something that I will likely find humorous. Rainbow decided to go and investigate. She first decided to head to Sugarcube Corner and discovered that Pinkie along with the Cakes were suddenly cake craving zombie ponies with rainbow colored mouths.

Ok, now things are getting interesting. Sorry all of this has been exclusively in past tense but like what I said earlier, I was ill so I had to just report things in the past. Now I'm back in real time. Rainbow is suddenly freaking out and her friends and the fillies don't understand why. Well Rainbow decides that they have to head for cover. Shit, they go into the barn to hide and I can't see what's happening. So I do my usual invisibility and teleport spell and now I can see.

Well now I know and soon her friends will find out what happened too. Rainbow finally admits to changing out the filly guide cookies for joke cookies and is now worried that they made everypony sick! With that being the case I am going to have to punish her severely on multiple counts of endangering other ponies. Perhaps a few days on the moon will get her to realize that such infantile behavior is unacceptable!

Now for what is even funnier, Rainbow, Applejack and the fillies have eaten them and are now cookie craving zombie ponies too. Now the ponies of Ponyville are breaking into the barn, ready to get Rainbow. Perhaps if they bite her she will become just like them. That would be pretty funny except for the fact that I would have to cast a spell on all of them and even that would take a while to work. So sadly, chances are I won't be having any lavender icing tonight.

This is too funny! Seeing Rainbow freak out and acting really scared is so entertaining. Normally she plays the tough mare role but here she is more scared than Fluttershy ever has been. Finally though everypony stops what looks like was going to be an attack, wipes that ugly rainbow shit off of their mouth and yelled, "Gotcha!" at Rainbow.

You know, I'm surprised nopony heard me laughing I was laughing so hard. Perhaps it is an invisibility thing, I can make as much noise as I want and go undetected. I wonder if the same holds true with smell? If that is so then after I have fun with one of my lovelies then I can sneak around and not be detected, no matter how much girlcum I'm covered in.

Ok, enough about me walking around covered in lavender icing spying on other ponies. Finally, Rainbow has learned her lesson, or has she? I have a feeling that she'll continue her stupid pranks despite being scared shitless here. Oh well, I suppose the rest of the town can always prank her another way.

Now if you will all excuse me, because of my recent illness, I am very needy and I am trying to figure out what I want. Do I want lavender icing, white frosting or yellow cake? The choice is so hard because they all taste so good! Wait a minute, I'll just pick all three and take them up to Twily's sleeping chambers. Tonight is going to be quite fun!