Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and despite over half of you not paying your taxes and several negative editorials about me, I will share with you my synopsis of "Flutter Brutter" only because it features the sexiest pegasus in existence.

For a change an episode doesn't start out in Ponyville, but in Cloudsdale instead. Guess who is up there visiting her parents? If you guessed Fluttershy you are right and surprisingly, she brought Crashie with her. Why she would do that I'm not sure but perhaps Fluttershy's parents wanted to meet the most narcissistic pony I have ever known.

Ok, before I go on I am going to mention something. These parents of hers, the same ones who never went looking for her when she fell to the ground, seem pretty nice. You know, I would go and banish them to the moon for child abandonment had things not turned out the way they did. Oh well, Fluttershy managed to survive on the ground and eventually became one of my lovelies, well my favorite one, so all is good.

Alright, back to the episode. So Fluttershy's dad has retired from the weather factory, good for him. After decades of working there, I'm sure he will be glad to enjoy living out the rest of his days in peace with his wife. Now this is nice, he has been collecting bits of cloud for years and has them safely in some sort of hut. Her mother has her flowers and of course Fluttershy has her animals. Wait a minute, she has a brother and he has his "interests?" Interests in what? It better not be in trying to overthrow the government because if it is, he will be on the moon ASAP.

It looks like we finally get to meet this brother of hers as he returns home. What in the hell is this abomination? Ugh, he is flamboyant as hell, he is annoying and that mane style of his certainly doesn't belong on a stallion, or ANYPONY for that matter! Ok, now I know what his interests likely are, they are probably annoying other ponies, failing miserably at trying to find a mare, or stallion if he's into that sort of thing, and being a flat out failure.

Alright, this brother of hers, Zephyr Breeze. It looks like he has screwed up at something, again. Apparently this pony has been trying to find his path ever since he graduated high school but continues to fail at everything! This time he washed out of mane therapy school. How the hell does a pony do that? Hell, anypony over the age of ten can generally style manes. Ok, I'm being sarcastic but you get the message I'm trying to get across, right?

Oh boy, now he is hitting on Rainbow so I guess he does like mares which kind of surprises me. Well hey, Steven Magnet was flamboyant as hell and I was mistaken about his sexuality so I guess this hack is the same. Believe it or not I actually feel sorry for Rainbow and commend her on her patience. I probably would have smacked that bastard had he violated my personal space like that. Oh well, I'm sure the trauma from all this will be completely forgotten after her and Spitfire have some fun tonight.

Oh boy, Zephyr is moving back home, again! I honestly think Mr. and Mrs. Shy need to tell him to go to hell and mooch off of somepony else, like maybe that creepy book collector up in the Crystal Empire. I'm sure those two freaks would get along just fine! Unfortunately though, his parents are way too soft and kind to tell him no.

It looks like Fluttershy has had it. She is sick and tired of seeing her parents being used like this, she is sick and tired of her brother's obnoxious behavior and has decided that her parents need a good talking to. I must say, this is a completely new side of Fluttershy, a side that I find very sexy! Confidence always is good for a mare to have and the more she has, the better. However, if she was to become so confident she thought she could dominate me all the time, then it would become a problem but I doubt it will ever come to that.

Again I feel bad for Rainbow. While Fluttershy is trying to get her parents to stand up for themselves, Zephyr is whining to Rainbow about how "political" mane therapy school is. It isn't political, it is just a matter of what Zephyr thinks is a good mane style is actually quite hideous. Look at that test head of his! What in the name of Faust is he thinking? As everypony knows, child abuse is illegal in Equestria but since he is an adult, his parents need to take him over their foreleg and paddle his flank. If they won't do it, I will gladly whip him right there in the middle of Cloudsdale. Hey, stupidity is a good excuse to do that!

Eventually Fluttershy got sick of her idiot brother so she and Rainbow headed home and oh boy, my Fluttershy continues to show a new side of herself. She says she is PISSED right around a very small filly! Well ok, that is in the unedited version, in the edited version she only says peeved but that filly's mama must be overly sensitive because she covers her ears. Come on, I've used FAR WORSE language than that! Hell I used every word in the fucking book around Twilight all the time when she was still a filly and she turned out just fine!

Now while Rainbow and my Fluttershy are talking to Applejack and Pinkie, Rainbow says Fluttershy is peeved right around the same mother and filly and good grief, that mother must be a real stick in the mud! No need to glare at Rainbow and drag your daughter away. It's not like they were all talking about the exploits I have had with the hottest mares in Equestria. That poor filly will grow up so sheltered that once she reaches adulthood, she will want to discover what all her friends already know and probably go beg Twilight to educate her!

Finally, Fluttershy realizes that she needs to go stand up for her parents and unfortunately, she would not be happy with what she would discover, nor would I. That lazy bastard is destroying his dad's cloud collection and is forcing his mom to relocate her flowers for this sculpting studio/meditation patio he wants to have. What a miserable waste of space he is. Now this is proof that the Shy parents are way too soft and bravo to Fluttershy! She is firm and pretty much orders this idiot to quit ruining their parents' stuff and believe it or not but their parents agree! Woo-hoo, I was getting pissed seeing such nice ponies being taken advantage of by their own flesh and blood.

After my sexy Fluttershy runs the parasite out of her parents' home, she returns home and everything seems all good and fine, well until that hack shows up and expects her to take him. She better not because if she does, that will mean that we can't have fun in her cottage which will anger me greatly. Oh great, my worst nightmare has come true and she takes him in under the condition that he gets a job. Ok, I guess I won't punish her because there is no way he will be able to hold a job. Chances are he will fuck up and wind up living in a cave, hopefully one where he is far away from civilization and he won't bug anypony else.

Now for his jobs, the first one seems quite simple but leave it to him to fuck it up. Rarity gives him the simple task of doing something with paint and fabric and he pawns it off on the animals! Yeah I don't know exactly what it is because I was distracted by my cake and my sister's ranting over the fact that she found a negative editorial about her in the local newspaper. Oh well, once she banishes their editor to the sun, they'll get their act together.

Failure number one for Zephyr and now Fluttershy is taking him to Twilight's castle to wash windows. Uh huh, I know what will happen. Yes Spike will watch over Zephyr to make sure he actually does the job but rather than going out for tea, Fluttershy and Twilight headed up to her sleeping chambers to have a totally different type of tea! Now I would have teleported down and joined them but this cake in front of me looks too good to resist! For once my stomach's appetite surpassed my sexual appetite. Don't expect this to be the norm though, next time I'll just be more needy.

Now for the next job, Rainbow is going to take him up to Wonderbolts headquarters. Now this should be hilarious. What is even better is that Rainbow is saying that she will zap him with a storm cloud if he doesn't follow orders. Unfortunately they never showed what happened but I will tell you. Rainbow ordered that punk to clean the barracks and get this, he just laid down on the clouds and claimed it was time for siesta. Of course we all know Rainbow zapped him with a storm cloud. I'm not much of a fan of Rainbow but I was thrilled to see her put that idiot in his place.

Now for something pathetic, Zephyr goes crying to Fluttershy claiming Rainbow is crazy! She is not crazy, it is a matter of you being a lazy little rat Zephyr. Now for something even better, Fluttershy is sick and tired of his shit so she sends him packing. Now where will he go, I'm not sure and I don't care. As long as Fluttershy and I can have fun in her cottage that is all that matters and besides, it's not like her brother will ever contribute to society anyway. Like I said before, he can go live in a cave for all I care.

Now Fluttershy is second guessing her decision to kick him out but luckily Rainbow is there trying to get her to realize what she did was all for the best. Just as I thought everything would be fine some dumb bird just has to come and ruin things. That damn thing just had to tell Fluttershy that her brother is proving how truly pathetic he is in the Everfree Forest. This is one of those moments where I did a facehoof. Why the hell does she care, she kicked him out for Faust's sake! Well now her and Rainbow just have to go check on him.

Good grief, there he is getting all agitated because a fire won't start itself! I swear, I have seen a lot of pathetic ponies in this land but he is by far the worst. Watching him knock his pot over, knock that hideous pony head over and tearing down his tent as he went bat shit crazy was hilarious. I'm seriously considering throwing him into Tartarus so he won't be living off the system. I know there are ponies out there who legitimately need help but this idiot, he is just flat out stupid and helpless.

There are my sexy Fluttershy and Rainbow watching this and they realize that if they don't do something that he will die. Want to know what I would do? I would just let him die, he is a waste of space and would be far better as food for the timberwolves than he would causing problems for Fluttershy or anypony else for that matter. Unfortunately though, Fluttershy decides to take him in, again! I know he has to do whatever she says but still, with him there we will never get to do anything fun. If that bum ever leaves, I'm going to punish Fluttershy for this. Yes I love her BUT my lovelies do not just let anypony I don't approve of move in with her.

Ok, so now Fluttershy and Rainbow are going to try to get him to fix one of those pony heads properly! Now this should be entertaining. Now comes something rather boring, a song! Come on you two, no need to sing a song encouraging a dumb pony to try and do something correctly. Now normally hearing Fluttershy sing would make my heart skip a beat but given that Rainbow was singing too, it wasn't so mesmerizing.

Now for something I never expected, Zephyr actually graduated from mane therapy school. I am in a state of shock as are his parents. Of course he showed up back home in his cap and gown and everypony acted like they were so proud of him. I could read Fluttershy's mind though. She was secretly thinking, "Yeah you may have graduated but you'll still fuck up and try to mooch off of either mom and dad or me."

Now for what happened afterwards, I kept my eye on Zephyr to make sure he wouldn't come crying home to mooch off of his family. Believe it or not but he got a job in Las Pegasus doing the mane of some of the performers down there. Am I happy for him, yes. Do I expect him to ultimately fail and go live in the forest, you bet I do. Well that is all and I really must get going, I have some delicious yellow cake that I need to eat!