Well all of you have been good little serfs so your sexy Sun Goddess has decided that she will share with you her thoughts on "No Second Prances."

Alright here it is another morning in Twilight's castle where she and Starlight are waking up. Hmmm....I can't help but see a bit of guilt in their faces. I wonder what is going on there? *GASP* Are they starting to get it on? Is Twilight and her little hottie Starlight getting intimate? They better not be or somepony's going to get punished, and it sure the hell won't be Starlight!

Oh and speaking of this whole making her find a new friend, she thinks that by getting her to make a new friend it will make her look better since I will be paying them a visit. Will it make her look better? Nope, it won't. This isn't about her teaching Starlight enough about friendship to make me think more highly of her. What will really matter is how well she performs in the bedroom that night. You know how I am, it is her performance that matters to me.

Anyway Twilight is giving Starlight a new assignment, to go out and make a friend on her own. Oh shit, why is it I have a feeling this will wind up being a disaster? She'll either befriend somepony who will convince her to travel back in time, cause me and Twilight to never meet or she'll befriend some seductress. Personally I hope it's the latter, I don't like her banging my Twily. This is going to be interesting so I have ordered that my morning cake be delivered to my window so I can watch this.

First she decided to seek the help of her other friends. She asked Pinkie and she suggests Mrs. Cake. Well that seems to be all fine and dandy. Bad idea, Pinkie offers Mrs. Cake Starlight's help and she uses her magic to make a cake in nothing flat. Damn it, she could put Sugarcube Corner out of business so she gets ran out.

Next up is taking Starlight going to Sweet Apple Acres to befriend Big Mac. Once again, bad idea. She can't be friends with a pony who can't talk so she casts a spell on Big Mac to make him talk like crazy. Applejack gets pissed and yet another failure for Starlight.

Now she goes to Rarity's place. Rarity thinks a damn hat will cause her to make an impression to find a friend. The dinner she is set to have with me is tonight but Rarity says it will take three weeks to make. Now this is one of Rarity's stupid moments. I'll punish her tonight by being extra rough with her.

Next up is Rainbow Dash and this obviously ain't going to work. Starlight isn't a world class flyer and she has better things to do with her life such as steal cutie marks, oppress towns and try to alter Equestria's present by changing the past than she does paying attention to the Wonderbolts. Failure number four.

Next up she goes to Fluttershy's cottage. One thing they did not show before they showed her befriending her animals. Fluttershy and Starlight got very hot and heavy in her cottage. Want to know the even funnier thing, I JOINED THEM! Starlight is very good in bed so I'm thinking I'll make her come up and see me every now and then! Failure number five when it comes to making friends though. Unfortunately for her she heads back to the castle a failure. Poor thing anyway. I know she was hoping to impress Twilight but that simply wasn't the case.

Twilight sends her out again to make a friend. Well Starlight goes out to find a new friend but she doesn't do so well, her earlier failures really took a toll on her. She is a bit nervous as would be expected since everypony knows about what she did. Here is what bothers me though. Finally Starlight goes to the spa and shit, I can't see what's going on! So I do the typical invisibility and teleport spell down into the spa and it looks like Starlight has finally found a pony she can relate with. Good, hopefully she will befriend this pony and start banging her every night instead of Twilight. Besides, Fluttershy has constantly been bitching about not just Twilight not being available, but Starlight picking Twily over her. Yeah, those two have a thing going on too.

Now for the funny thing, the pony that she can relate with and has suddenly befriended is an old foe of Twilight's, Trixie Lulamoon! Yes! I was secretly hoping that it would be somepony that Twily didn't like. Well the two head to Twily's castle, followed by Yours Truly of course! Starlight runs in telling Twilight that she has a great and powerful new friend. Twilight looks confused until Trixie lets herself be known. Now Twilight is all grumpy. She lets Starlight know of her displeasure in her choice of friends. Here is what I think though. Yeah Trixie is obnoxious as hell but Twilight's JEALOUS! I'll admit, Trixie is pretty damn hot!

Now they have headed out to do something, probably have fun without me, damn bitches anyway. Get this, suddenly Twilight has decided to follow Starlight, hide in bushes and suggest "better" friends for her. Ok, I don't see that as such a good idea. First she suggests DJPON-3, then Cranky and then Derpy. Sorry Twily but Starlight has her eyes set on Trixie. Finally Starlight tells Twilight to just let her make friends the way I let her make them, on her own without meddling. Well we all know that was a lie given that I told certain ponies to befriend her but that isn't important right now. Starlight needs to go spend some time with her new friend.

As it turns out Trixie has her wagon with her and is setting up for a new show, "The Great and Powerful Trixie's Apology Tour." I think that is what she called it anyway. I am surprised that she would go and put on a show where she is utterly hated. I certainly wouldn't travel to a town where I am hated, well except to wipe it off the map for them hating me.

Ok, back to Starlight helping Trixie. They went into her trailer to talk and have a lot of fun. Yes noise complaints were filed but nothing was done about it. Most of the ponies in town figured that if Starlight was screwing Trixie that they wouldn't have to put up with her and holy shit, even when I finally came down into town to get ready for this dinner, they were still at it! Do I sense wedding bells ringing soon? I hope so, I could marry them and then join them on the honeymoon.

Once I get to the castle and see that Twilight has brought Starlight's new "friends" and we are all waiting on Starlight, I become annoyed. In the show they make it look like I'm annoyed because Starlight isn't there. That isn't the real reason, the real reason is that Twilight brought over three hacks while we could have been having fun waiting on Starlight and Trixie.

Finally Twilight has had enough and goes looking for her pupil. She finds her and Trixie in her trailer talking. Starlight is saying how much better screwing Trixie is than coming to that dinner. Now I am upset with her! How dare she think that having fun is more important than having this dinner. Twilight is pissed too and then manages to turn Starlight and Trixie against one another. I am appalled by how Trixie suddenly started treating Starlight. So much for those wedding bells and the three way honeymoon, damn that Trixie anyway.

Don't worry Twilight. I know you're upset that Trixie upstaged you by not only making Starlight betray you but keeping you away from me. I'll still make you feel better tonight. Now Starlight on the other hoof is devastated that who she thought would be her new marefriend would belittle her and run her off. Now Twilight must go and find her. She is to comfort her and bring her to the dinner. I'm getting bored and if I she doesn't show up in twenty minutes, I'll go home and see if Lemon Hearts wants to have some fun.

Ok, now for the fun part. I forgot to mention earlier that Trixie wanted Starlight to be her assistant in her act. Get this, Trixie was going to launch herself into the mouth of a hungry manticore and then after being swallowed, teleport herself into a black box. Come on, Trixie and her lame street magic can't do that! She wanted Starlight to teleport her into the box. At first she agreed but then after Trixie treated her like dirt, she told her to go to hell and hoof herself. (Well in the unedited version anyway)

Finally Twilight finds a devastated Starlight sitting up on a hilltop overlooking Trixie's lame show. They talk and Twilight told her that Trixie was sorry and convinced her to save her ass once the manticore ate her. Well she does that and after being teleported safely into the box, Starlight joins her on the stage. Again another thing they couldn't show in the show. Those two wind up doing a live porno for the whole town to watch. Yeah Fluttershy was pissed that her marefriend would do that but they eventually made up and things were as good as new.

As far as the dinner goes, it didn't go as planned. Twilight, Trixie and Starlight show up. The food had gone cold so we ran the other three off and decided to have some fun. One thing I learned was that Trixie is very tasty. Starlight and Twilight agree with me but now I do think that wedding bells may be ringing after all. Starlight and Trixie are closer than ever and while the animators never show it, Trixie has her trailer parked behind Twily's castle and those two rock their nights away keeping the whole town awake.

I do have one other plan though, I may cast a fertility spell on Starlight so she can get Trixie pregnant. They may as well get something out of all that horn sex they have and an adorable Starlight/Trixie hybrid wold be awesome.