Hello everypony, it is your supreme overlord Celestia again and since I gave you my synopsis of "The Crystalling, Part 1" I shall do the same with part two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Discovery Family. We know what happened last time, Cadence pissed me off by telling Twilight about her birth first, Starlight is nervous about reuniting with a rat named Splinter, I mean Sunburst, Twilight is being a bitch towards Starlight, Spike is being a bastard towards Starlight, the baby loves Pinkie, the baby broke the crystal heart and now the Empire will be buried in snow. Let's move on, shall we?

Well here we are, trying to figure out what to do. The Crystal Heart has been broken, Cadence is worried, Twilight is probably wishing we would have stayed in my sleeping chambers and the baby finds all of this funny. Unfortunately for us, the storm clouds are already moving in and are bringing snow with them. Of course everyone's favorite narcissistic pegasus thinks she can handle the problem. Memo to Rainbow Crash: The clouds up here aren't pussies like the ones you handle. These clouds have balls and will stop you dead in your tracks.

Since Crashie can't stop these clouds it is up to my sister and I to do it. Yes this is going to be next to impossible but I'm sure we can do it, we are Goddesses after all! All while my sister and I are battling this storm, I am keeping an eye on that ugly house of Sunburst's. I can see a bit through the window and things don't look bad in there but I can't hear what is happening. This is something the animators didn't show and I'm sure Cadence would stop putting out if she discovered I did this but I did an invisibility and teleport spell into that house. I know that Starlight could kill that thing with one bolt of energy but still, I want to keep an eye on this. I do have a synopsis to give after all.

Things are kind of awkward in here given how long it has been since they interacted. Seriously though, they have nothing in common! She is a powerful unicorn who can steal cutie marks and travel through time while he is nothing more than a book collector that likes to play dress up! Now I honestly wonder why I ever let him into my school and I am questioning my decision not to kill him when he flunked out of my school. Those are the ones who always cause problems down the road, the ones who fail. Oh well, I can't turn back time. Starlight could but I'm kind of worried about how things would turn out if I let her do so.

What the hell? Now that little bastard is saying that there are spells to rekindle their friendship? Now he is going to pay! How dare he think that using magic would even be ethical here. I hated him back when he was my student, I hated him even more when I first saw him as an adult and now I utterly despise him. Now how should I punish this rat? Should I cast him into Tartarus, shall I banish him to the moon, shall I flog him a thousand times or should I force him to eat a box of rat poison? Give me some time, I'll figure it out.

The time to go has come since Starlight left this wannabe wizard's house. I'm glad she did, that place was so cramped, not to mention it reeked of the smell of shit. I'll let you in on something, Starlight yelled at him over the smell and he admitted that he simply shits on the floor. I figured that a pathetic failure such as him would do that and I bet he pisses on the floor too. I almost gave myself away I was laughing so hard. Thankfully for me, Spike took the blame even though it sounded nothing like him.

Now that Starlight is back outside I can get back to work on this storm. I tell you, they didn't show it but Luna began cussing up a storm over my absence. She did calm down though when I told her why I was gone. While we were handling this, my Twily and everypony else were in the castle trying to figure out what to do but big surprise, they are completely clueless when it comes to what they should do. Too bad my Twily wasn't soaking wet and clueless because she is so sexy like that!

As I'm battling this storm I see Starlight and Spike heading back to the palace. Oh wah, wah, wah Starlight. Quit throwing a pity party here. What happened back there was for the best and if Twilight gets mad over this, I'll punish her severely! Hell I might even take her wings and her title and give them to you. Just quit stressing over this, go grab Fluttershy, head to a supply closet and have some fun! It will make you feel so much better!

Now as you all know these crystalling ceremonies are quite a big deal up here and apparently they bring out huge crowds just to see it. Seriously, they go as far as to camp out the night before to see it. I would think the only thing worth camping out all night for would either be for me to give an important address or for a public execution. I remember the huge crowd we had for the execution of Sunset Shimmer's parents after Twilight got back from the human world. I can't help but wonder, will they gather around like this for when I execute Sunburst? If the ponies here don't like public executions, I'll just execute him in Canterlot since they celebrate when I put undesirables to death.

Enough of me bring up public executions and how popular they are, back to the episode. I swear, those crystal ponies must be complete morons. Here it is snowing and they have gathered out for this event. Those idiots should know something is wrong because the crystal heart is supposed to keep the bad weather out. There are Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow trying to persuade this crowd that there will be no crystalling but then they bring up that the baby is an Alicorn. Shit, now these dumb fucks are going to be more stubborn than ever. And to top that, the baby's magic is so strong that her energy is shooting outside, looking like a fireworks show. Well maybe those crystal ponies will wind up freezing to death. At this point I don't care. I just want to get home, get some cake in my system and help calm Starlight down.

Oh shit, I have to leave Luna all alone to handle the storm again! So I teleport into the castle and it appears as though the baby is quite the hoofful. Yes she is incredibly adorable but all this flying around and teleportation is making it impossible for them to catch her. That giggling of hers is so adorable! I'm thinking, maybe if I can catch her I should take her to Canterlot, raise her as my own and forget about everything up here. They can find their own way out of here.

While chaos ensues in here Starlight returns hoping that my Twily won't be too mad at her but luckily the baby is keeping her distracted, well I guess I should say that trying to find a spell to fix the crystal heart is. It is the job of everypony else to try and subdue this baby but that ain't going to happen. What is this, Twilight actually found the proper spell book? Woo-hoo! They can fix the heart, clear out these storm clouds, do the crystalling and then we can all go home! I can already taste that cake this is so close to being over and done with!

I'm standing there with a huge smile on my face as Twilight is reading the proper spell and memorizing it, until the baby's magic burns a hole in the book! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Now I have to hope my little princess can remember the spell, write it down and cast it. Well here goes Twilight and Cadence trying to cast the spell while I'm nervously sweating hoping they can do it. Unfortunately for me though, their spell would not work and suddenly it looks like it will be a whole lot longer until I get home.

Not only did their damn spell not work, Twilight seems disappointed that Starlight failed to rekindle that friendship. I felt like reversing that invisibility spell, smacking Twilight and telling her that giving Starlight and me a "special friendship lesson" in Cadi's bedroom would have been much more useful. I resisted though and just sighed until I heard Starlight mention something about a wizard. What? Certainly she doesn't think that little rat could help with this, did she? Now SHE'S in trouble! That sounds a hell of a lot like she's giving him adoration and you know how I feel about my girls giving any adoration to the lesser sex! I've decided that she belongs to me now and for this, she must be punished!

Get this, she just goes barging into a house that reeks of shit and piss to try to get this hack's help. I can't believe she thinks that a pony who has never heard of toilets could do anything here! I seriously am concerned about her mental state now because no rational thinking pony would even think of seeking help from something this undeserving of life! I think Twilight is ruining her. The Starlight that we all loved for so long wouldn't even associate with this thing much less ask for its help!

Back to the palace, well it looks like Shining Armor has decided that these idiots he calls subjects need to be told the truth. Now that they know the crystal heart has been shattered, they along with the rest of us can get going home with the exception of Sunburst. I think I'll hogtie him, leave him here and let the arctic take care of him. It's not like anypony is going to notice or even care anyway.

Regarding Sunburst, back to his house. Give it up Starlight, he ain't going to help because he can't! He finally decides to tell Starlight that he is a pathetic loser who flunked out of magic school. Good, I got sick and tired of him pretending to be some fancy ass wizard. Now maybe Starlight will see him for the fraud that he is, get out of there, get her ass back here, help us in fixing this heart and then we can get home. Trust me, life will be much easier for all of us if she takes my advice.

Oh great, just great. Now they're starting to talk about their past and this is making me very mad. Look Starlight, you are not to give this bastard any more attention than you already are. Oh wah, wah, wah! Cry me a river Sunburst. Yes you sucked at magic school. No reason to go crying about how you knew so much about magic but could never do any of it. Just like it was with that royal guard I had to wipe out a little over a year ago, nopony liked you! Just as everypony in the guard hated him, everypony in magic school hated you and always talked about what a loser you were. Hell, I even joked around with his classmates about how pathetic he was and news flash for Sunbust: I'm the one who came up with the name Sunbust, not your class mates so stop bashing them over it!

Oh good grief Starlight, now you're starting in on the whining too. So what if he left and you stayed. Like I've said earlier, it was all for the best and now here you are CRYING to this little freak. Now I honestly don't know what to do with her. A good, strong mare does not cry in a situation like this. Now if she were airing her dirty laundry to me or my sister it would be fine but a strong mare NEVER cries around a member of the lesser sex, that is a sign of extreme weakness and now she must be punished! How I'll do it I'm not sure but I think I might use that Twicane on both her and Twilight now.

Oh joy, now Starlight has mentioned the snow and how there was supposed to be a crystalling. Now I'm even madder. Suddenly Sunbust....I mean Sunburst is boasting about how he knows what needs to be done and grabs some of his damn books. I have a plan for what I am going to do after this episode. I won't reveal anything about it yet but let's just say that a certain glorified book collector may not like it!

Well those two finally leave his house again and now I can get to the castle because I will soon be needed but first, I must stop the evacuation and lead Sunbust, my worst student ever, to the castle so he can haul out his books. Well as it turns out he isn't completely useless. He does know what spells we need but the fact that he can't actually do the magic necessary to fix this, he still isn't worth anything to me.

Now the time to fix this thing has come. Starlight, Cadence, Luna, Twilight and yours Truly began doing what we needed to do to fix the heart. Now for another thing that has pissed me off. Shining Armor was going to have one of his guard ponies be the crystaller but now he has decided to have Sunburst do it. What a bastard. I think that a royal guard would do a far better job than some pony who likes to play dress up and shits on the floor would. Oh well, I guess this is proof that any hack and his dog can be a crystaller and here I thought you had to be somepony important to do that.

Now the baby is being formally introduced to the Empire and just so they can get the proper energy into this special crystal, those crystal ponies put their heads down to pump all that love and light into the thing. Now little miss, i mean mister, dress up shows he isn't completely useless and puts the crystal into the heart and voila, the heart is fixed! Even better, the snowstorm is gone and this place has been restored to normal. Of course we can't forget that we all become crystal ponies for a brief moment and naturally, I look the best out of all of us! Now we can get to the train station and get home. I have been gone for far too long, I've gone far too long without any cake and two of my lovelies have done things that they shouldn't have so I'm getting very grumpy.

Wow, I'm shocked about who we meet when we get to the train station. Twilight's parents, Night Light and Twilight Velvet have finally shown up to meet their grandfilly. I'm going to let you in on something, back in the day Velvet was part of my harem and my oh my was she good. You know, she is still pretty hot so I'm thinking, I might invite her to join me and Twily sometime. Heehee, I just thought of something, I could always let Velvet have her way with Twily if I got mad enough at her. That would be beyond fun!

Now for something I've been wondering the whole damn time, what is the baby's name? Thank you so much for asking Velvet, I was getting sick of only knowing it as the baby. Well I do think Flurry Heart is a good name for her. There are some things that do not please me much though. Shining and Cadence have decided to make Sunburst their full time crystaller and even worse, they think Flurry can look to him for magical advice. Give me a break, that hack can't do much more than carry books and provide said books for those who actually know how to use them! I'm guessing Flurry has more magical talent already than he ever will so perhaps it should be the other way around.

Oh, speaking of Sunburst, once again I am a very unhappy princess. It looks like he and Starlight are making amends. What is worse is that he blushes at her. "ALRIGHT, HE'S FINISHED, JUST LIKE THAT DAMN GUARD, HE'S FINISHED!" Oh shit, I accidentally said it out loud and Cadence heard me. Great, just great. Now she has the audacity to LECTURE ME over how he is their crystaller and that I can't just wipe him out. Cadence said to me, "Look, this isn't Flash Sentry here! He is important."

Yeah I was grumbling and she could tell I wasn't happy but oh well. I will be keeping an eye on him though. I don't like him, he gives me the creeps and I sure the hell don't like him being around MY Starlight. Maybe someday a good, strong mare will come into Starlight's life. A strong mare that will kill him if I don't do it first....maybe one that Twily doesn't like! It would be so funny to see her and a mare she doesn't like fight over Starlight! You know, I might just have to go find a certain arrogant showmare to introduce into Starlight's life. Now that would be fun!

Now if you will all excuse me, your sexy Sun Goddess must get home because she is starving and some cake sounds so good right about now!