Hello everypony, this is your sexy Sun Goddess again. Let me start out by letting you know that I am in an extremely bad mood, the type of mood that even makes hauling my whole harem into my sleeping chambers and banging them one by one sound bad. Yes it is that bad and you want to know why? It is because StormLuna is forcing me to do this thing. I'd rather be at the Fillydelphia Baked Goods convention gorging myself on cake but hey, life's a bitch, right?

Once again I have to grab the old Palantir to see what is going on in that Faust-forsaken world. You know, if she had never left these shitty things likely would have never existed but also my sexy Twily likely would have never become a kinky Alicorn either so I guess there is a give and take.

So it looks like the formerly evil Sunset Shimmer is outside of Loser High talking to her friends around that dumb statue. Damn I wish something would destroy that thing so I wouldn't have to do this anymore because we all know humans are idiots and that they like to start wars and screw members of the opposite sex....ugh, disgusting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah girls, we get it. You think Sunset gives a shit about what is going on in your miserable pathetic lives but she secretly doesn't. I can see it in her eyes, she is still fantasizing about when I let her violate Twilight with the Twicane. I wonder if she wants to use it again? I'd gladly take it to her if I had a way and she could punish those so-called friends of hers for being so boring.

Ok, enough about all this, I want to get this over and done with as soon as possible. Well it looks like Sunset is sending my sexy Twily some sort of message. Chances are she wants her to go screw her or she is simply telling her that her life sucks and she wants to come back to Equestria, join my harem and return to being my student. Sorry Sunset, you were a self-absorbed bitch when you were in my school and you weren't that good in bed to start with.

Wait a minute, something interesting is going on! Ok, this girl with lavender skin has shown up with some sort of freaky device and it is picking up something. Is she checking for a natural gas leak? I hope so because if she is, there is a leak and it would take just one spark to blow that place into the sky and allow me to drag some lovelies and some cake to my sleeping chambers. Oh wow, my dream has come true! That girl struck a match, blew herself along with that school into the sky and the credits are rolling! Sweet, I'm thinking the flower mares will be joining.......

"Princess Celestia!"

"What?"

"What did I tell you last time?"

"That this is stupid and you'll let me out of it?"

"No. I said if you want to quit early and not give the readers what they want, that I will take your cake and lovelies away."

"Please no, not my cake and lovelies!"

"Well then, will you do this for me?"

*grumbles* "Yes but if I'm a total bitch the whole time it's your fault!"

"Well as long as you do this, that is all that matters."

"Whatever."

Well I tried to get out of this but hey, I guess I can't win them all. Back to this girl with that meter. What the hell could she possibly be measuring for if she ain't with the gas company? What the hell? Is that a HUMAN Twilight? I certainly hope so because maybe it will keep my Twily where she belongs, in Equestria!

Yeah, yeah, yeah....the same old boring opening theme but now we're transported into Twilight's dungeon. Sweet, maybe she will either be torturing someone or be violating someone with a spiked bat. While the animators never showed it, I saw a pink woman chained to a bed down there. Maybe this Twilight is quite freaky and brutal in the bedroom. Note to self: Don't go to the human world and go to her dungeon. It would likely be very painful.

Now what is that device she is holding and what the hell is up with that evil grin on her face? I can't help but wonder, is she gathering energy to blow that entire planet up? I sure hope so because then I could get out of this!"

Now we're back to Loser High and it appears as though the girls are yapping in the library wondering who that hooded figure was. Look bitches, I'll tell you who it was. It was the girl that will be keeping my Twily home! Since a Twilight Sparkle exists in that world, MINE has no reason to go there. Human Twily can go suck their pussies or whatever they need done to solve their problems.

Before StormLuna throws a fit and threatens to take my lovelies and my cake away from me, I suppose I should tell you what they're talking about. They're talking about these "Friendship Games," whatever the hell those are. Wait a minute, these two schools are making a big deal out of some athletic events? What a moronic thing to do. If I ran the show they'd be taking part in some academic contest since that is what gets you places. I can only imagine what the human me is thinking though, she probably wants to give Fluttershy "detention" every single day. Fortunately for Fluttershy, she is under age in that world and it would be illegal to bang her.

Let's move on, shall we. Well it appears as though they're having some sort of pep assembly. Tsk, tsk, how wasteful. Those kids need to be in class, learning things, not getting all worked over some dumb sports event that they're probably going to lose anyway. I say they simply forfeit these games, get back to studying and in the case of Sunset and her friends, go somewhere and have lots and lots of fun!

Alright, now it looks like the magic-less hack version of my sister is talking to Sunset and the girls about that "strange girl" who was doing shit over around the statue. Ok, we get it Lulu, you don't want magic anywhere near these dumb games because you don't want to forfeit. Big deal, just tell Crystal Prep that you're sick of these dumb games and are going to engage in things that will actually help you succeed in life, STUDYING!

I swear, the magic-less version of my sister must be a complete moron if she is putting Sunset Shimmer in charge of monitoring what Twilight does is a good idea. I can just imagine, Sunset gets a dose of whatever Twilight is doing and returns to being a she-demon. I'm not sure if that would happen but it would be fun to watch. I would love to see Demon Shimmer turn into a beast, smite that place with her fist and then I could quit on this. Hmmm....maybe that will happen!

What's this, Sunset is trying to contact Twilight through that dumb book, again? Yeah, yeah, yeah Sunset, we get it, you're really needy and you're all pissy that you haven't heard back from my Twily yet but there is a reason for that. She is up in my sleeping chambers where she belongs! Sadly since I have to monitor this I'm not pleasing her but hey, Moondancer is having the time of her life right now! I know she wanted her personal space when it came to me but hey, she is still pissed over Twilight bolting so long ago. She wanted to "punish" my Twily severely and I decided to let her do so.

Alright, enough about me letting Moondancer screw Twily, I better get back to this. Alright, back to that primitive world and it looks like poor Twilight is barely even noticed in that school of hers but hey, I'm betting her schoolmates are just jealous that she has a torture/orgy chamber in the bottom most bowels of that place. I can't believe I'm seeing this, Cadence has headed down there for some fun times!

Unfortunately the animators could never show this but it looks like Twilight has ripped the clothes off of her, chained her to her bed and is violating her with something. Wait a minute, she has something that resembles the TwiCane! I think she called it the Sci-Twicane or something like that. Oh well, as long as she can get some action that is all that matters. The girl needs it given no one else pays attention to her.

Ok, I'm getting really bored right now and who is this Principal Cinch that Twilight's little ho is talking about....and about this Everton place. I don't know what it is but perhaps it is a place where Twilight will be taught how to seduce any mare....I mean woman she wants and brutally molest them! That would be fun to see, well once this Twilight hits age 18 of course.

Now I'm going to admit, I actually feel bad for this Twilight. Yep, yours Truly actually feels bad for a human. Just look at all those little bitches and bastards she goes to school with. Come to think of it, they look like human versions of some of the biggest assholes here in Equestria. No wonder Fleur de Lis is there. Now I know why Twilight wants to go off and study on her own. She is surrounded by losers who care more about dumb sporting events than they do excelling in life. After all, nopony, I mean no one has ever succeeded in life because of sports, right?

Alright, now Twilight's Ho, I mean Dean Cadence has led Twilight into this principal's office and I am mortified by what I see. What the hell is that thing? If these people are supposed to resemble ponies in our world, I don't know where this one came from. Hell maybe Hydia from G1 went on a starvation diet, managed to become even more hideous and managed to get through the portal and take over that school. Ugh, that appearance and her personality are horrible.

Now for something even worse for poor Sci-Twi, for that shriveled up witch principal of hers to even consider letting her apply to Everton, she has to take part in these dumb games and make sure they win. What a bitch. If I could find a way there and stay a pony like I did when Pinkamena and I destroyed Canterlot High, I would banish that bitch to the moon and make sure this Twilight's dreams came true.

It looks like after Twilight has to put up with a horrid bus ride with her woefully unintelligent classmates, we are back at Loser High and Rarity has made them slutty outfits. Come on bitch, they aren't even of legal age yet. This is for some dumb sporting event, not on who would make the best beauty....oh wait, her costumes, i mean uniforms are actually modest! Will wonders ever cease?

It looks like Crystal Prep has arrived at Loser High and while the lame version of me is talking to Hydia v2.0, the magic-less version of my sister is talking to Cadence. Hmmm....I wonder, do those two have something going on? I ask this because they aren't glaring at one another and oh my goodness, they hugged. Sadly that is all the animators could show because in the unedited version, they decided to give both student bodies a very sexy show! Boobie sucking, grinding, munchy-munchy times and so much more! Seeing this almost got me wet, almost. If they were ponies I know it would have, before I took it to the next level and joined them.

Things are starting to get interesting. It looks like Twilight is going into that school to suck up more magic or whatever she is doing. Wait a minute, she has bumped into something. It better not be what it is or I will find a way there, abduct it, bring it back here and burn it alive! Guess what, poor Twilight has bumped into Trash, I mean Flash Sentry. Even worse, he knocked her glasses off and now she's blind as a bat.

Poor Twilight is in such a vulnerable state right now and sadly, all I can do is hope that Flash isn't some pervert who would molest a girl who can barely see. Now I am absolutely shocked, Flash Sentry helps her gets her glasses on and does not blush at her. Perhaps Flash has evolved and even better for Twilight, his magic gives that thing of hers one more bar of power. I don't know what it is but I'm starting to think this Twilight may not be such a good girl after all.

*Yawn* I'm getting so tired her and yeah, I saw that Twilight met with the Lame 5 and absolutely nothing happened. They learn that she goes to Crystal Prep and are now comparing her to MY Twily. Look bitches, that world's Twilight may not be an Alicorn or understand friendship magic, but at least she doesn't lose her sanity over Flash Sentry. She has a level head on her shoulders and puts intelligence ahead of her sex drive....while my Twily's sole purpose in this world is keeping me happy and she does a damn good job at it!

What the hell is going on here. After Sunset makes plans with her lame friends she goes to the portal and it is open? Sweet, she's going to come through so I can punish her! Woo-hoo! Now how shall I punish her? Shall I let Moondancer punish her and Twilight together, shall I punish her myself or should I let Twilight punish her? I've got it, that bad ass time traveling pony, Starlight Glimmer can do it! She'll put her in her place for sure!

Now for something really strange. Twilight has that magic sucking device of hers and she trips near the statue and guess what, it sucks the energy right out of that portal. Yes, yes, yes! Thank you Sci-Twi! Thank you for draining that cursed thing of its energy. Now MY Twily will stay where she belongs, here in Equestria. Woo-hoo, she just made my day a whole lot better. Now to create a fake ending and haul some lovelies and cake up into my chambers!"

"Don't even think about it Celestia. If you don't want your cake and lovelies taken away from you, you'll keep on doing this."

"Fine, but in the future I demand tons and tons of lovelies!"

Ugh he can be so irritating at times. He should know that doing this is most unpleasant, shit there I go sounding like Luna again. You get the point though, I don't like doing this and I would rather be doing almost anything else.

Well back to this lame thing. Now that the portal has been deactivated by everypony's, I mean everyone's favorite nerdy girl, the two schools are having some sort of social event. Ugh, boring, boring, boring....Well that is until Pinkie starts talking to Twilight and discovers her magic stealing device. Please don't do something to break it Pinkie, or wait, please do. It might destroy that world, I can jump ship on this early and I can grab a lovely and some cake and head up to my sleeping chambers.

"Princess Celestia!

"Oh fine, I get it. You'll make my life hell if I don't do this."

"Just do this and everything will be fine."

*grumbles* "Whatever, I'll find a way to make you pay for this."

Alright, back to this cursed thing. So now they are having some sort of dance, seriously? Two sworn enemies together at a dance? That would like be orcs from Mordor having a dinner party with the elves from Rivendell. Oh well, that's what is happening and it looks like Twilight's device is stealing more magic. Whatever she plans on doing with it will likely not be good but it should be entertaining.

Wait a minute, are they actually engaging in some sort of academic thing? Maybe this won't be 100% horrible after all. Well all they really did was mix potions and paint things so it isn't overly impressive. It's not like they're trying to disprove some advanced scientific theory so I'll just move on from here, with a slice of cake of course!

Next up is a spelling bee, sweet! Hell, this might actually be worth monitoring. After all, if one is to succeed in life they need to know how to spell good and not rely on spell-check like StormLuna does, well when it comes to the harder words anyway. It looks like Crystal Prep won the spelling bee, no big surprise there.

Now comes the hard part, science. Guess who is going up against who when it comes to doing some sort of scientific theory, if you guessed my Twily....oh wait, I mean that world's Twilight "Einstein" Sparkle. I knew she had it in her and given that she was going up against Sunset "I ran away like a little bitch" Shimmer, she was guaranteed victory and naturally she won. If she was to ever come to Equestria, oh wait....she drained the portal so no chance of that happening. If she could, I'd give her a high level position in my science counsel....well if I had one anyway.

So now Twilight runs into Fluttershy and naturally she shows her some kindness. Good, it's about time someone is nice to her and it looks like they have something in common. Both of them carry animals in their backpacks. Fluttershy carries an adorable bunny in hers and Twilight carries a mutant purple dog that can talk. Now something is going on and Fluttershy grows wings and pony ears. Well this can't be good, for her anyway. Twilight's device fires up and steals her magic. Too bad for her, she looked good with wings too.

Now it looks like traitor Sunset and her lame friends are having some sort of meeting regarding Twilight. Shit, they have figured out that her pendant is stealing their magic. Now here they are talking about how MY Twily would know what to do since she understands magic and pendants. Well guess what, that ain't happening. The portal is lost forever and MY Twily will remain here. Yeah once I'm done with this Moondancer will have to surrender control of Twily but until then, Moondancer will continue to release all that pent up stress.

Well shit, now that they have finished the academic part of this, they are moving on to the completely useless athletic part of this and Hydia v2.0 is telling Twilight that she shouldn't have any problems since she crushed Sunset when it came to proving that the universe is older than dirt, way older than dirt. If this is so important to that shriveled up bitch, why doesn't SHE take part in the archery thing?

Well StormLuna is distracted by a baseball game, again. Good, now I can skip through a large part of this. I'll make it simple, Twilight isn't all that good when it comes to sports, Hydia v2.0 is accusing Loser High of using magic, which is actually being stolen and it looks like it ended in a tie. Now for what really happened!

What the animators never showed was Dean Cadence and Vice Principal Luna got into a nude mud wresting match and Luna won, which means Loser High won! I feel bad for Twilight because she'll never get to go to Riverton, Everton, Evanston or whatever you call it. Poor girl, I truly feel bad.......

"Princess Celestia!"

"What?"

"Look, I know the sports part isn't fun to report on and trust me, I think academics should have been the only part but you have to do this!"

*begs* "Please, can't I get out of doing most of the sports stuff except saying Twilight sucks at sports?"

"No."

*begs again* "Pretty please, with a cheeseburger on top?"

"Oh fine, but the good part is coming up so you can't slack on that!"

"Thanks StormLuna!"

Well I guess you could call that a partial victory. Ok, it looks like Loser High has won this finally and Rainbow has her wings. I guess Twilight hasn't gone Tirek on her yet. One human though is not so thrilled, Sunset. Here she is going into a rage how the magic is going haywire and someone could have got hurt. Hey, as long as it wasn't Twilight, I wouldn't care. Everyone there but her is an arrogant jackass while she is just a misunderstood genius who deserves better.

Good grief bitch, calm the fuck down. Sunset is acting just like she did when I told her that she simply wasn't that good in bed and ran away. She got all pissy, called Twinkleshine a skank and ran through that mirror when I told her I was done with her. Now even worse, she yells at Twilight and she runs off. I am secretly hoping Twilight does something with that magic stealing pendant of hers and enslaves that world. It would be retribution for her for everyone shitting on her all the time.

Oh boy, now we have Principal Hydia, I mean Cinch telling Twilight that if she doesn't make sure they win those dumb games she won't sign her papers to go to Everton. Great, just great. What the hell is she going to have to do convince that shriveled up prune to do that. Is she going to have to run a marathon, get a gun and kill Sunset or have Spike attack and kill my human counterpart? We shall see.

Now that Cinch and her minions have broken into song, I can tell Twilight is eventually going to break and do something with that pendant and it will likely not be good. I have a feeling that something like what happened there before is about to happen. Since it is Twilight though, it will be fun to watch.

Now as all of you know I'd rather be doing just about anything than this. I swear, I really wish Moondancer wasn't so selective on who she wants to punish because I'd love it if she'd punish me! Hell, I'd even give her the Twicane if it would make her feel better but I better get back to this before I piss a certain baseball obsessed author off. Ok, so Twilight has been having Hydia v2.0 and her snotty schoolmates bitching at her to unleash the magic and I think she is about to break.

Oh boy, she did it! She unleashed the magic and it looks like the shit has hit the fan. Enter, Midnight Sparkle, basically a purple version of Sunset Shimmer when she got pissed after my Twily wouldn't put out. Now what kind of sinister plans could she possibly have. Hey, why am I worrying? She can't get here and watching this will be fun, most fun!

Shit, just bucking shit. Here I thought she could simply have some fun with her schoolmates if you know what I mean and now she's tearing holes in the fabric of time. Sweet mother of Faust, save us. She has tore open holes to Equestria! If she manages to get here and steal all our magic, we'll all become sex slaves to the new she-demon, well the hot mares anyway. I'm sure Midnight is like me, she likely has very high standards on who she will buck.

Now it looks like we have a problem developing, an illegal immigration problem. Those magic-less hacks are starting to get sucked into these portals and what the hell am I going to do with them if I simply can't throw them back into their own dimension? One thing is for sure, I'm not giving them any damn welfare! If they stay in their human form, I'll just put them in some sort of traveling circus that has freaks and genetic defects on display for the enjoyment of everypony. Hey, I'm sure the ponies will pay good money to see these mutants!

Well, since StormLuna is distracted by a baseball game again, I'll just tell you what really happened! Ok, this Midnight Sparkle decided to forget about throwing everyone there into Equestria and cast a spell on everyone. Suddenly they were all anthros! Sweet, this is going to be amazing. Even more fun, she cast a sexy times spell on all the mares! I tell you, watching the Shadowbolt mares and the Wonderbolt mares tearing each other's clothes off and having munchy-munchy times is actually getting me wet, very wet. And apparently everypony, yes I can call them ponies since they are anthro, must hate Hydia, I mean Cinch. There are Celestia, Luna and Cadence probing her with their horns and slowly releasing enough energy into her that she'll eventually blow apart.

Now unfortunately those portals are still open so if we have any of these things fall through, they'll still have to go into the freak show since they walk upright and have hands. Want to know the funny thing, one of them did fall through, right in front of Lyra! I'm sure you all know what happened next. Lyra knocked the thing unconscious, I think it was Sour Sweet. She hauled her into her house and cut off her hands! Now Lyra has the hands she always wanted. What she did with the rest of Sour I don't know. As long as she disposes of the body properly after killing her everything will be fine.

Ok, back to Midnight's realm. Not only has she forced everypony, well the mares, to engage in a mega-orgy, she has now ordered them to line up so she can properly punish them. Oh my, she is being so rough with her school-mates, especially that bitch with the glasses....but, her worst wrath was saved for Cinch. She did what Cadence, Luna and Celestia wouldn't. She fired a powerful bolt of energy into her and blew her apart! Woo-hoo!

Ok, as you all know I feel bad for this Twilight and I think with the proper magic, she can be salvaged so I decided to go through one of her portals and visit the place. Luckily I was still my powerful Alicorn self so with my magic I was able to subdue Midnight. I took her back with me through a portal, transformed her back into Sci-Twi, well in pony form, closed up the portals and made her an Alicorn.

Now that she is here, the last thing they showed was me transforming her into an Alicorn. Once the credits began to roll I let her go into my chambers and let her join Moondancer in punishing my Twily severely. Oh boy, you should have seen the fear in my Twily's eyes....it was epic! But then again having a smarter version of you violating you with the Twicane would scare anypo......"

"PRINCES CELESTIA!"

"What?"

"This is it, I have had enough. I'll let you keep your ending since you have the credits rolling BUT effective immediately, not only am I throwing you off this project, but I'm taking all your lovelies and cake away!"

"No, not my cake or my lovelies!"

"Sorry Celestia but I have no other choice. You are a bitch most of the time, you are sexist as hell, you can't go one episode without being perverted....."

"Hey, I went without being perverted once or twice so I'm not all bad!"

"Look, the readers want to know what really happened, not what you wish would have happened, especially Midnight Sparkle coming to Equestria and raping Twilight!"

"But...."

"And the anthro spell and sexy times spell. Midnight Sparkle would not do that!"

"StormLuna, you DID make this a trollfic didn't you? You did make this to where I didn't have to be all prissy and do everything properly didn't you?"

*sighs* "Yes. Look, just do the real ending and I'll let you stay on, you can keep your cake and lovelies AND I'll let you out of doing Legends of Everfree."

"Really!"

"Yes, really. Now finish this up and just promise me you won't do this when the MLP movie comes out."

"I promise I will finish this the way it happened and do the big movie properly."

"Good, now get back to work."

Well since StormLuna is being mean, I guess I better get back to work. Wait, now where did I even leave off? Oh right, Midnight tearing all these portals to Equestria in the time/space continuum. Don't worry everypony, if anything bad happens Luna will handle this since Twilight is chained down, literally, and I have to give you my synopsis.

Oh great, now Sunset has swiped Midnight's pendant and is going off about all the Elements of Harmony. Why is it I have a feeling that little bitch is going to do something that will have everypony thinking I should find a way to get her home and transform her into an Alicorn? Well regardless of what happens, even if that portal is restored, it ain't happening. She dropped out of MY school like a spoiled brat, ran away like a coward and like I've said earlier, she failed her bedroom exams all the time.

What the hell is this? Little Miss She-Demon is suddenly turning into a damn angel? Oh great, my worst fears have come true. Sunset, I mean Daydream, has closed all the tears in the fabric and is arguing with Midnight. Look Sunny, we all know you think you're the best. We all know you want all the fans to worship you but just because you're this good girl now doesn't mean they all will.

Now I'm going to let you all in on something, I was really hoping Midnight Sparkle would crush Daydream, as was StormLuna but then THE WORST POSSIBLE THING happened! That little mutt Spike just had to look up at Midnight with puppy dog eyes and beg her to not want to exact revenge on all the scum that had tormented her for so long. Even worse, she lost her concentration, she was defeated by the demonic angel with bacon hair and Twilight's plans for revenge failed. You know, it pisses me off that the good ones always win. I secretly wanted Starlight to win even though she would have fucked everything up and now Midnight has to lose.

Well what could have been a good movie has been flushed down the crapper. I am making plans though. I'm sure that stupid portal will be restored and I'm going after Sunset. Her punishment, violation with the Twicane and then death in the town square! How dare she suddenly try to act like a perfect little angel when everypony knows she is anything but!

Now all this is drawing to a close and it looks like Hydia v2.0, I mean Principal Cinch is throwing a temper tantrum. You know what? Forget about Sunset, I'm going through there, abducting Cinch, bringing her home and burning her alive in the same place I burned Flash Sentry and Sunset's parents. When I tell the citizens that she used to be Hydia, they'll gladly support this. Nopony has to know she was an idiotic principal who was obsessed over winning a game, right?

Now it looks like this is coming to a close and apparently Sci-Twi has decided to transfer to Loser High. What the hell ever happened to her wanting to go to Edgerton or whatever the fuck it is called. Well I do know one thing, she'll likely graduate as valedictorian there and maybe that will be enough to get her into that fancy place. In the end I am happy....

"Princess Celestia, something really bad has happened!"

"What happened Moondancer?"

"It's Twilight! She somehow managed to escape and I don't know where she is!"

"Damn it Moondancer, I thought you chained her down with enchanted chains!"

"Don't blame me princess, you're the one who chained her down."

"Well that is true. Once this thing gets done we'll have to go and find her. After that, you can continue to punish her brutally."

Well shit, Twilight's gone missing. Wait just a Faust-forsaken minute. Sunset is trying to communicate with her again? What the hell is she trying to tell her now? Is she going to say, "Hey Twilight, I punished a girl with your name after she refused to put out?"

What the hell is this? Now I am pissed! MY Twily used that damn mirror to finally answer Sunset's pleas for help. Oh she got delayed because of some time travel loop. Well she's going to get delayed by something else when she gets back, something much worse. Let's just say that Starlight Glimmer, Colgate and Moondancer are going to have the times of their lives. Don't worry, I won't let Starlight kill Twilight but my little Twily will likely wind up having to get fillings and her parents will have to pay the bill....and if they refuse, I will burn them for all to see!

Oh joy, now in the very end my little Twily meets her superior. Face it, my Twily may be an Alicorn, a very sexy one at that, but we all know Sci-Twi is vastly more intelligent. Let's just hope that doesn't destroy some space/time continuum. Well if it does, I won't have to do these anymore.

"Well Princess Celestia, you finished it so I won't punish you."

"So I get to keep my lovelies and my cake?"

"Yes you do and I won't make you do Legend of Everfree."

"Thanks but why?"

"You see, when I was making the list of episodes, I forgot to put it in so I decided that you won't have to do it."

"Good, I'm so thankful for that."

"But be warned Trollestia, if you piss me off, I'll simply put it in as a surprise for the readers even though it would be out of place AND I will force you to do it."

"Don't worry, I'll be good, I promise."

"Good. Now I'm sure you, Colgate, Starlight and Moondancer have plans to punish a disobedient lovely and I have a ballgame to finish watching so I'll let you get on your way."

"Thanks StormLuna, hopefully your team will win."

Well now that this is over, yours Truly shall have a meeting with the three ponies I selected and we shall go over our plans on how to punish Twilight. I'm sure Starlight's punishment will be the most brutal but if Twilight is scared of the dentist, I'm sure Colgate will terrify her much more. Now be gone you serfs, I have a meeting with three sadistic minded ponies to attend.

One more thing before I go, I did indeed force Twilight to open that portal, I abducted Cinch, brought her back and as it turns out she was indeed Hydia from G1. Sweet, this execution will be beyond epic! Well I hauled her fat ass to Canterlot, led her to courtyard one and naturally everypony knew who she was. We all agreed that burning her alive was the only option and that is exactly what we did. The ponies cheered loudly when they heard her cries of pain as the flames consumed her. I did make one mistake though, before we burned her I forgot to ask her where her daughters, Reeka and Draggle were. Hopefully they are still in Tartarus or stranded in the human world somewhere. It would suck if they came to Equestria and caused us any problems