Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and as promised, here is part two of The Cutie Re-Mark

Yeah Discovery Family, we all know what happened in the last episode so need to go over it, it's not like it's been a week since we've seen it so let's move on shall we? Ok, of course I'm invisible so me, my Twily and Spike have arrived in a different present and it looks like something bad has happened to Pinkie and Fluttershy. Both are armed with spears and are about to kill Twilight! What am I going to do if they do that? I suppose if they do I'll have nothing to lose. Then I'll reverse my invisibility spell and do whatever it takes to take Equestria back.

Suddenly I hear a very familiar voice, it is that of Zecora! Thank Faust, she has come to stop Fluttershy and Pinkie from killing Twilight. While her head hunters must think they are changelings, Zecora must feel otherwise because she puts some sort of green goop on my lovely and her pet and they aren't revealed as changelings so now they are being led to some sort of hideout. Of course I shall follow because I have a synopsis to give here and besides, I do want to keep an eye on Twilight.

So this is where they are staging this resistance? What I'd like to know is what happened to the me in this world? I know they were saying something about Chrysalis and her army so perhaps she done something to me and my sister. If that is the case, Twilight better go back and make sure Starlight doesn't stop the rainboom or Equestria is going to become a very bad place. Now Applejack comes along claiming Ponyville was attacked.

Yeah, uh huh, sure it was Chrysi. Luckily Zecora can see right through her and the fake Rarity and Rainbow. Hey Chrysi, I have a news flash for you! Zecora isn't just going to surrender to you. Lesser zebras might have but she is strong, smart and wise just like yours Truly so you'll have to fight her. Just as their fight was about to begin Zecora sent Twilight and Spike back to the map so I of course followed. Damn it, we're being pursued by changelings and they almost get us! Luckily the damn things didn't get us and we get to the map in time for my Twily to cast the spell, again.

Shit, just as soon as we return to Cloudsdale Starlight decides she wants to have a magic air war. Now while the race is going on Twilight and Starlight are flying and firing energy at one another. I swear, for only using magic to fly Starlight is very agile. I'm starting to wonder if Twilight can even beat her. I might have to take the risk of ruining everything and intervene but we shall see what happens.

Now something horrible happens. Rainbow and those dumbass colts stop their race to watch. Damn it, now the rainboom won't happen and it looks like I'll be taking another trip through the portal with Twilight. I can't help but wonder what kind of present we will be led to this time. Once we return to the present something doesn't seem right. It was day when we left but now it is night. What the hell is up with that, is there an eclipse going on or something else?

First off, I am going to call out another mistake on the writers. That map thing was not in the Everfree Forest and yet that's where it is now. To make things worse, we have timberwolves surrounding us. I never have liked those things and now they're about to make a meal out of Twily. Damn it, I really wish I could reverse the invisibility spell and destroy them but I can't let Twilight know I'm here because it would likely only make matters worse. Besides, I think it would be rather hard to have fun with her with all the timberwolves around.

As they run away from the timberwolves I can't help but notice something strange. This area looks extremely familiar, it looks like the place where Luna and I used to live before I had to banish her. What? Our old castle has been restored. Perhaps in this timeline Luna got sick of the Canterlot elite and decided to move back out here. We shall soon find out as Twilight and Spike head into the castle.

When we first got in there I noticed a very familiar pony fixing the tapestries, it is my sexy Rarity. What the hell is wrong with her? Why is she wearing her mane and tail in a bun? I know I bitch about her tail a lot but this is downright hideous. The Rarity I know would never wear her hair like this. It is a CRIME AGAINST FASHION!

Despite her breaking every fashion law in Equestria, Spike still rushes up to her hoping that maybe in this version of Equestria he can get laid. Sadly for him, that is not the case. In this Equestria, Rarity is a total bitch to him and absolutely crushes his heart. Oh well, whatever it takes to get him to leave her alone. I guess that spell of her seeing him as a cute child wore off. Oh wait, I never cast that because Rarity never even met him.

If Luna did indeed relocate out here the decor doesn't surprise me. I just wonder how the me in Canterlot is handling it, she probably isn't happy. Hopefully she still has her harem because she would be a total bitch if she doesn't. Oh no, this is bad, very bad. Nightmare Moon has returned and nopony has done anything about it! What kind of dark magic would prevent her from being defeated? Oh wait, my girls never met and that is what led to this so there was nopony there to stop her.

Now I am truly shocked, Nightmare Moon has not only returned to power but she has an army of all sorts of ponies and Rainbow Dash is one of them. Ugh, that mohawk mane cut. What the hell was she thinking, she looks like a dude who wants to be bad ass. And now for what makes this world truly horrible, I have been banished to the moon!

Yep, you heard me, the me in this timeline has been banished to the moon. I thought she only banished ponies to the sun but apparently she wanted a multi-colored moon. I will admit, the moon is pretty but if the original timeline is restored, I will not allow myself to be banished just so she can have a pretty moon. Maybe I'll find some pony with a multi-colored mane and tail, frame them for a high level crime and banish them there so I can have a pretty moon.

So now she wants this travel spell so the elements will never be found. Well I don't really blame her for that but still, she wants to go back further and force eternal night on everypony. She has won in this one so she may as well not worry. Damn that Twilight, why did she have to bring it up? Couldn't she just have found a way out and went back to Cloudsdale. Oh well, I suppose seeing the evil version of my sister happy for a couple minutes will be fine.

Now Twilight has to bring up the map and leads my sister out to it. Maybe this isn't such a bad thing but it does have it's risks. If my sister is able to get that spell and use it, things will be far worse but if Twily can trick her somehow, she can maybe fix this mess. As it turns out it is the latter that happens and the three of us return back to Cloudsdale, again. I sure the hell hope she can stop Starlight from screwing everything up, this is starting to get old.

We get back and Starlight alters the present again. Now where are we going? What I see would utterly terrify me, it is something I never wanted to see, an Equestria where Tirek is in charge. That is infinitely worse than even the Nightmare Moon future. Please Twily, you have to fix this. I don't feel like being imprisoned in Tartarus by some dumb fuck centaur.

Twily casts the spell and we go back again and just like before, Starlight stops the rainboom, again. Oh boy, now this PISSES ME OFF. Discord in charge. King Discord and my sister and I are nothing more than court jesters? Ewww....he even has a Discordcane, a disgusting spinoff on the Twicane that in this timeline never existed. This too is horrible. I'm going to let you in on something, if Twily can ultimately fix this, I'll let her dominate me ALL OFF-SEASON LONG!

Back to Cloudsdale we go, Starlight stops it again and now we have returned to a world where Flim and Flam are in charge. Ugh, how the hell did those two charlatans take control of everything? I'd think that any average unicorn could throw those two in Tartarus on their own. Twily casts the spell again and back to Cloudsdale we go, again.

We are back in Cloudsdale and suddenly things are looking a bit more promising as Starlight is actually listening to Twilight. Come on Twilight, you have to get through to her because I'm not sure how many more presents there can be, how bad they can be and let's say we were to go to one where SHE is in charge and has power over that map thing, we would be screwed. It would be game over and chances are she would haul you up to HER sleeping chambers and do Faust knows what to you!

Unfortunately Starlight doesn't care to listen and she stops the rainboom, again. This time though my Twily has decided to take Starlight with us to the new present. What I see is beyond horrible. There is nothing but desolation, absolutely nothing. Equestria has fallen and all life has ceased to exist. What sort of disaster could have caused this. That brown sky, the strong winds, all that sand. This looks like something that might be inevitable. Too much volcanic activity, a gamma ray burst, an asteroid impact?

Oh boy, now my Twily and Starlight have begun to argue. I can't help but wonder what the hell Starlight has against cutie marks and why she is doing everything in her power to stop my girls from meeting and not even caring about the results. Now something happens that I never imagined would, my Twily has admitted that she can't beat Starlight. What the hell? I make her a princess and she can't even beat a powerful unicorn. Come on, she defeated Tirek for Faust's sake and I didn't think he would fall after he got all that Alicorn magic. One thing I would like to know though is what caused Starlight to go bat-shit crazy. Now we are about to find out as another portal has opened for us.

We travel back to a much different place, a very peaceful and serene place, her village from when she was a filly. Now I see what her problem was, her parents had the audacity to let her be friends with a member of the lesser sex. Now that is filly abuse! Aren't there any other little fillies for her to be friends with or is it either this loser or resorting to an imaginary friend. Personally I'd pick the imaginary friend but that is just me.

What an adorable little filly she was though. Those pigtails were so cute! I just wanted to scoop her up, take her back home and raise her as my own. Hell maybe I should have because then she never would have gone down the path she did. My girls still would have met, everything would have went the way it did and I could have raised an adorable filly into a mature, responsible mare with powerful magic.

Now for why she went downhill. As it turns out this hack is really good organizing books. He winds up organizing some books and he gets his cutie mark. Seriously, something that lame got him a cutie mark? What is even worse is that his mindless parents thought he was destined to be great so they sent him up to Canterlot for magic school. I thought that little rat looked familiar but I couldn't quite place my hoof on it.

So his parents sending him out of town is what upset her? Seriously, she was so upset over this disgusting colt being sent out of town that it caused her to decide to steal cutie marks, oppress towns and now try to destroy the time continuum? She should have been happy that she wasn't being forced to be friends with that thing anymore. Trust me, I know she was being forced because a filly who would grow up to be a powerful mare would never hang out with something like that. Chances are there is some sort of dark magic that caused her to be upset over this in the first place.

Now another portal has opened up and we all go back to Cloudsdale, again. Ugh, I am getting sick of seeing this place and this dumb race. It has started again and Twilight is once again trying to reason with Starlight. Oh no, now Starlight has the scroll and is threatening to tear it up and stop the rainboom! Come on Twilight, try to get through to her. Even if you have to become her sex slave, just convince her to let the rainboom happen.

Now for what the animators could not show or allow to affect their interactions further down the road. Twilight actually did offer herself to Starlight but apparently she must have some morals. She told Twilight that she would never do such a thing in front of any fillies or colts. Wow, I'm shocked. The one who is evil won't expose the children to anything bad while my little princess wants to rob their eyes of their virginity? I am going to have to punish her for that severely and she can forget about me letting her dominate me during the off-season.

Back to what they can show. It looks like Twilight is finally getting through to her. She is getting her to see that her screwing up the time continuum and stopping friendships from forming can ruin everything. Hell yeah it can, if she never meets her friends I will be denied not only lavender icing but also white frosting and yellow cake! That is the worst possible thing!

Finally, Twilight gets through to her and the rainboom happens. One final trip through the time portal and we are back in Twilight's castle. Woo-hoo! Everything is back to normal! I'll still get my lavender icing, my white frosting, my yellow cake and if I'm lucky, maybe I can get some light pink frosting too.

Now things seem to be normal for the most part. Apparently a shock wave shot out of Twily's castle because her friends show up and asked what happened. Now those six have decided to talk about what to do with Starlight. Once again something happens that the animators couldn't show.

While Twilight and her friends were talking, Starlight was waiting outside as was shown BUT I was out there with her. I reversed the invisibility spell and let myself be known to her. At first she was scared that I was going to do something to her but once I talked to her some, she knew I meant her no harm. Now for the somewhat fun part, while we really couldn't go off anywhere to have some full blown fun, we did at least have a heated make out session. I must say, she is quite a good kisser and she seems to have this thing about groping my flank. I'm not going to ask her about it but I have a feeling that she is going to be begging to be part of my harem here pretty quick.

After our make out session I went invisible again and told her not to say a word about this to Twilight and to try not and act guilty of anything. Well Starlight apologized for everything she did and now my Twily is going to take her in as a student AND let her live in the castle with her. I have a feeling that she'll also be letting her sleep with her every night too. I have been watching my Twily and despite everything that has been going on, she has had her eyes glued on Starlight's flank. Hey, having both of them at once will be fun, very fun!

Now Twilight has led Starlight and her friends out into the streets to sing some sappy song about friendship. Why can't they sing a song about friends with benefits? It would be far more entertaining! Now Starlight is doing things with her new friends that they like. Yet another thing that they couldn't show. Apparently Fluttershy has already taken quite a liking to Starlight because while it showed them holding hooves out with her animals, Fluttershy had Starlight inside and was taking her virginity from her! Damn it Flutters, I was the one who was supposed to do that! Oh well, I guess I can't win them all.

In the end everything seemed to be all fine and dandy but for another thing they couldn't show. Twilight was telling Starlight everything about what she would have to do to be her student. My Twily told her that she would have to submit to her in the bedroom, every single night! She won't even let Starlight have her own bedroom, she has to sleep with her! Shit, now I probably won't be able to take Twilight away from her friends for this off-season! Oh wait, I can still do that because I am Twilight's queen. Besides, I'm sure Fluttershy won't have any problems keeping Starlight under her hoof for several months. I know Fluttershy likes her and I have a feeling that the feelings are mutual with the way they looked so lovingly at one another.

Now another off-season has begun and like always, I am taking Twilight with me up to my sleeping chambers. I just thought of something, I don't want to part Twilight from her new lover nor do I want to part Starlight and Fluttershy either so all three of them are going with me. This is going to be very exciting. Now don't any of you worry, they'll be back in Ponyville for the start of season six. Like always though, I have to hand over all power to Luna since I will be occupied by three lovelies. I can only hope that she doesn't start a global war and create that desolate present all of us traveled to.

Now if you will excuse me, my lovelies are whining for me to hurry up so we can get started and I'm looking forward to this just as much as they are.