Hi my beloved serfs! This is your beloved Sun Goddess and guess what? Since you all have been good little subordinates and worshiped me the way you're supposed to, I will give you my synopsis of The Mane Attraction.

Well it looks like they're getting things set up for yet another boring festival down in Ponyville, a festival that I would have no interest in. What is that? Pinkie was able to get the top pop star in all of Equestria booked for it! Woo-hoo! Since Sapphire Shores is going to be there, I think I'll go and watch her perform, so I do my invisibility and teleportation spells. Once she is alone I can reverse the invisibility spell and get her autograph! I know she'll be so happy to discover that the most powerful being in existence is a fan of hers.

Wait a minute, it's not Sapphire Shores, it's Countess Coloratura? I'm with Applejack on this one, who the hay is that? Well it seems as though Applejack had a friend named Coloratura when she was a filly, RaRa for short. Now we have a wonderful flashback. I always have found flashbacks of when the ponies were fillies adorable. From the way Applejack is describing her friend, there is no way that she would have turned out to be some sort of diva.

Now the moment has arrived, Countess Coloratura arrives in Ponyville with her entourage. Sweet Mother of Faust, there is no way that this could be that adorable little filly, but we soon learn that it is. Now where in Equestria did she go wrong. Very soon we find out why, it is that she has been corrupted by a manager that thinks his shit doesn't stink.

Ugh, how can she put up with this guy. I can tell by that whiny voice of his that he is likely an arrogant asshole. Ugh, how that bastard has managed not to get killed yet is beyond me. Good grief, those backup dancers are completely hideous. Yuck, those costumes of theirs are a crime against fashion!

Well Applejack tries to talk to her and wow, after having lost touch for so long I'm surprised The Countess remembers who she is. By her initial reaction to her, I can tell she hasn't been fully corrupted but then that manager of hers, Svengallop, apparently tells her what she is doing is wrong so she stops and gives my sister's favorite of Twilight's friends "hoofsies." Who the hay would want a stamped hoofprint on their face. Ok, I don't know this manager but with the way he is manipulating her, he is officially on my enemies list.

One thing I would like to know is what the hell kind of name is Svengallop? Were his parents high or drunk when they named him? My guess is yes and with the way he behaves, chances are his mom was snorting coke or drinking Everclear like it was going out of style the whole time she was knocked up with him. Ugh, he's worse than Spoiled Rich and we all know what a bitch she is. Long story short, he has earned the title WORST PONY EVER!

Come on now Rarity, what is so special about having a stamped hoofprint on your face. To me that doesn't make anypony special, it is just the sign of a singer being manipulated into giving lousy greetings to her fans, well in the case of Applejack, an old friend.

So Svengallop thinks she made a great entrance huh? He has never seen a great entrance because he has never seen me make my entrances to everywhere I go. Now he thinks it was muddied by her interaction with Applejack. What a bastard. It is all I can do not to make my presence be known and execute that fucker in front of everypony. I really want to but something is telling me that controlling my anger will be worth it.

Alright, now this guy is really getting on my nerves and royally pissing me off. You know, I seriously don't think that all those things that Countess Coloratura demanded of Pinkie were what she demanded, they were likely what he demanded. Ugh, what a spoiled little bitch. I honestly feel sorry for Coloratura. I feel bad that she has been brainwashed into not seeing when she is being taken advantage of. I would fix that but it isn't part of my royal duties.

Good news though, since Pinkie got all the shit that Coloratura allegedly demanded, now Shitgallop will let her do her rehearsal. Now I can see if she is all she is cracked up to be. She'll probably be good but no way will she top Sapphire Shores! Nopony can top her.

Well her rehearsal goes as planned and there's Svengallop telling her how good it was because of the things he provided. Damn this bastard is stuck on himself. I personally don't think it was so great. Yeah there were plenty of flashing lights and those back up dancers moves were ok but you know what? Sapphire Shores handles all of her bells and whistles herself. She doesn't have to answer to some whiny voiced little bitch!

Ok, now The Countess wants to go crash in her trailer but luckily Pinkie let's her know that it is time to meet with the school ponies. Thankfully she still does this. I would think that with the way Svengallop has her under his hoof, that she wouldn't even do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so The Countess knows about what a good little sister Apple Bloom is. Big deal, it's not like Applejack wrote to her about me saying that I am the sexiest, most powerful being in existence.

Now for something that really pisses me off, while The Countess was talking to the school ponies, Svengallop is making all these new demands that Pinkie must fulfill if she wants to keep The Countess from being pulled. Who the hell does this asshole think he is. This everypony is why Sapphire Shores manages her own affairs. She has no desire to have somepony else calling the shots at her performances.

Given what has just happened Applejack decides enough is enough and this time she is going to make sure that Countess Coloratura sees that piece of shit manager for what he really is so while he is ranting to Pinkie AJ is able to convince The Countess to give her a chance to prove what she says is true.

Well The Countess summons her pretty colt manager and does exactly what AJ told her to do. She tells him that she is cancelling the school pony competition and the bastard is ecstatic. Finally, she is starting to see him for what he is. Little did he know that while he was making even more demands to Pinkie and threatening to pull "the diva" if she didn't deliver, my sexy Twily used her magic to play it back, video and audio. Since she did that, I think I'll give her some attention tonight. I'll make Spike go see Rarity while I give Twilight the attention she so desperately needs.

Good, now The Countess knows the truth about Svengallop. What a prick, he just up and leaves like that but I do have a feeling that he won't get far. You see, after he stormed off I had a talk with those backup dancers. I told them to beat the shit out of their boss, haul him to the Everfree Forest and feed him to the timberwolves. I even promised them immunity from murder charges so they enthusiastically agreed. Apparently they hate him as much as I do.

Now comes AJ's time to shine. While Rarity was helping The Countess get ready for the show with a scowl on her face, AJ basically tells Rarity to get lost and takes over. Applejack gives her the best advice ever, she tells her to just be her because that is when she really shines. Long story short, lose the glam, lose the diva outfit and be RaRa.

Now for the main performance. I was there, albeit invisible and while everypony else was expecting glitz and glam, I knew what was going to happen. When I saw her take the stage I knew something truly special was going to happen. Rather than a typical diva song, the song she began to sing was a revelation of her true self, something incredibly special. While she was performing her cutie mark began to shine, meaning that she had completely rediscovered the true her. Now this means that the genre of music she will sing will be different. She won't be a pop star anymore, she'll wind up being the most popular inspirational singer in Equestria if I have my way.

Now comes the time for her to invite the winning school ponies up on stage to sing with her. Of course it's going to be Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. I was thrilled when they began to sing "Equestria, the Land I Love." Wait a minute, there is one problem. Who is going to bang something up against the triangle at the end? She very wisely brought Applejack up on stage with her to do it. Those smiles on their faces. RaRa was happy to have a great friend who helped her find her true self while Applejack was happy to see RaRa happy.

Now for what happened after the show. Once she was alone I talked to RaRa about changing record labels. I told her that if she is going to be an inspirational singer, that Manehattan Records would not be the best label for her. She broke her contract with Manehattan Records and signed with Canterlot Records. Don't worry about anything bad happening to RaRa or all her prior work. I got in touch with that record company and forced them to sign all power of Countess Coloratura's music to RaRa. Yeah they weren't happy about it but when I threatened to shut them down and banish them all to the moon, they agreed in a hurry.

Now for something funny. I heard screaming coming from the Everfree Forest and saw six ponies running away. Well those backup dancers did exactly as I said. They hauled Svengallop to the Everfree Forest and fed him to the timberwolves. Now they have a major problem, they don't have jobs and sadly they really don't have any skills that will provide them with gainful employment. I don't know what I'll do right now but I'll make sure that they aren't just living off the system forever.

Now be gone you serfs, I have a sexy lavender mare that I need to give some attention. Hell I need that attention right now so both Twilight and I will win tonight!