Hello everypony, this is your supreme dictator Celestia again. Now I shall do my commentary on Dragonshy, which is an episode that made me wonder about some of the ponies and made me want to banish one of them to the moon. I'm sure you'll figure out which one that is before too long.

For starters, I don't know why Fluttershy is so good to that demon rabbit of her's. Hey, if he doesn't want to eat anymore, then don't make him. Let the little bastard starve. Better yet, I would gladly come and take him off your hooves. I'm in the mood for rabbit stew anyway. He does prove that he isn't a complete waste of space though as he tries to get Fluttershy to notice smoke coming from a nearby mountain. Eventually he is finally able to get the sexiest of Twilight's friends to realize that the sky is getting filled with smoke but that isn't going to make me not want rabbit stew. Twilight would have relayed my message to the town soon enough anyway.

You know, if she would do more than whisper when she is panicking in the town square, she might get somepony's attention. Luckily I sent a message to Twilight's scroll hacking dragon telling her to warn the rest of the town about a smoke snoring dragon. Alright, it is time to get the gang together and go take care of the beast. I would have just went and taken care of it myself, but it isn't part of my royal duties. In an old scroll dating back to the earliest days of Equestria, it states that a princess is to never go confront a dragon like that. It says that she is supposed to find some common hacks to get it to leave.

Well they get ready to leave and while Twilight is looking at a map on how would be the best way to get to the mountain and get rid of the dragon. Personally I would have just flown up there or teleported myself there but none of them are Alicorns, so forget that idea. Twilight was so absorbed in that map that Fluttershy was almost able to convince her to just let her stay home. That would have been disastrous. She is the only one smart enough to handle wild animals like that. Luckily for Equestria, the rest of the gang was able to force her to go. Yeah grabbing hold of her and carrying her there may not have been the most pleasant of ways to get her there, but it had to be done.

The route up the mountain would not be easy for the ponies. They get to the base of the mountain and Fluttershy, despite being a pegasus, was too scared to even try to get up to the path that would lead them up the mountain. While I love Fluttershy to pieces, well when she puts out anyway, I was rather irritated when she was too chickenshit to fly up there. There is one thing I will never understand about pegasi, why the hell is it that when they get scared that their wings freeze shut? Of course this causes Rainbow to enter into bitch mode. I know she was not happy about Fluttershy's fear and her wings freezing shut, but she could at least not go into bitch mode. When I saw this I wanted to go and smack her. This would not be the first time I wanted to do that either. I guess that is the difference between Alicorns and pegasi, we don't panic in stressful situations, we get pissed and handle the problem.

I commend Applejack for volunteering to take Fluttershy around the mountain. Now where is this path around the mountain that leads up to the path? I've certainly never seen it but then again I generally don't go flying in that area either. Well while Applejack was doing what she probably thought was a civic duty, Pinkie and Rarity decide to play tic-tac-toe. Pinkie wins 35 in a row and Rarity asks best of 71? Come on Rarity, you already lost 35 and even I can't Pinkie at that accursed game so you would never win.

Well once Applejack gets Fluttershy up to the path they are finally able to continue their dangerous journey. The path takes them to a chasm, a very narrow one. Well for most of them it is an easy cross but for Fluttershy, it is impossible. One time I sent some ponies out to make a map of that mountain and you know how wide that chasm is? SIX INCHES! Yep, six measly inches but Fluttershy is terrified to cross. It didn't help any when my student and former ho tells her not to look down. Had she not done that getting Fluttershy across would have been much easier. Good job Twilight, way to slow everything down. You should have just kept your yap shut.

Well now the path takes them into an area where rock slides will happen if even the slightest amount of noise is made. This should be interesting. Well Rainbow Bitch decides to fly through a tree causing a couple leaves to fall out of it. Why doesn't she just walk like everypony else or at least fly OVER the tree. I am assuming she was doing it either to be a big shot or because she has some sort of sexual attraction to trees.

Unfortunately Fluttershy just happens to be walking under the tree as the leaves are falling and she decides to be a moron and start to scream "avalanche." Well isn't this just dandy! Now a rock slide happens and nearly crushes Twilight. How the hell are they supposed to defeat future villains if even one of those element bearers gets crushed? What am I supposed to do, go find somepony else to bear it? Create a carbon copy of said pony using my Goddess magic? Well luckily nopony got killed. Now while that would piss anypony off, it sent Rainbow into super-bitch mode. The way she treated Fluttershy again made me want to go and banish her to the moon. Well given that it was daytime I would have had to have Luna banish her to the sun, but that's beside the point. She was being a little bitch that I wanted to punish.

Ok, so they have to climb over the rock slide. It doesn't seem to be much of a task but of course Fluttershy falls down on the way down knocking Applejack and Rarity down. Rarity apologizes to Rainbow for no reason and of course Rainbow makes another snide comment directed towards Fluttershy. Rainbow better be careful or I will find some other pony that represents the element of loyalty. She isn't indispensable and she better realize that.

Well thank Faust they finally get up to the entrance of the cave. I didn't think they would ever make it with all the shit that slowed them down. Once again they are slowed down by Fluttershy's fears. Initially everypony, especially the arrogant Rainbow Dash thought it was because she was scared of caves and once again went into super-bitch mode. I'm thinking that when the Gala comes around, I will see to it that she disappears without a trace. After all, it's not like anypony would give a rat's ass and I'm sure the manticore will be hungry. Eventually they discover that Fluttershy is scared of full grown dragons. Of course Applejack is the voice of reason and states that they're all afraid of that dragon. Of course the arrogant blue pegasus claims she is not. Well she'll think otherwise later on. In the end Fluttershy refuses to join Twilight in the cave, goes home and my whiny star student has to go in alone.

Naturally Twilight would be the voice of reason but getting a dragon who needs to sleep for a hundred years to wake up and go nap somewhere else is no easy task. Obviously the dragon doesn't care that Equestria can't survive a hundred years in a dark haze. I would gladly send him off to the Griffon Empire and let him put them in a haze for a hundred years. Let those fuckers suffer. They deserve it after the shit Gilda pulled a while back.

What I would like to know is why does the bastard have to sleep for a hundred years? Sometimes I need some extra rest but a hundred years seems a bit excessive. Spike sleeps more than he probably should but at least he doesn't go sleeping for a century. Well I guess I should look on the bright side, at least he isn't going to take a nap for a thousand years like the G3 Spike did. Ugh what a little bastard he was. His voice sounded like that of a child molester and the fact that he would go to sleep whenever there was not a princess makes me wonder. Did he only stay awake when they had a princess because they had some sort of crazy law that the reigning Princess had to screw the resident dragon? Well I'll go more into my rant over G3 later on.

Next up is Rarity. Ok, Rarity obviously knows nothing about dragons. She goes waltzing into his cave and starts complementing him on his scales and every other part of him possible. She says he should go out and show them off. He looks like he will go and do that but then she just has to say she will watch over his gems. Does that bitch not know how protective dragons are of their gems and apparently with this one, his bits too? She goes out crying how she almost had that diamond. Guess what you greedy little bitch, that dragon almost had unicorn souffle too.

Pinkie is a complete moron. She goes in dressed as a present thinking that will get him to leave. All that did was make him think that she was a moron and booted her out, popping a couple balloons in the process. Finally Rainbow decides that she would go in there in bitch mode and piss it off. Rainbow ain't all that bright, I'll tell you that much. Any pony who goes in thinking that they can get a dragon to leave by simply pissing it off is an utter moron. One good thing though, she finally showed fear of that dragon. The dragon throws her out and knocks all her friends down. A good roar and breath of smoke throws them up against a rock, causing it to break. Low and behold, there is Fluttershy! I thought she went home.

Fluttershy sees her friends in the shape they are in and FINALLY, she shows the emotion she needs to show. This has pissed her off and it is not wise to piss off Fluttershy. Yes she is sweet, innocent, shy and submissive most of the time, but a pissed off Fluttershy is not something you want to deal with. I tell you, the way she went off on that dragon was epic. He goes from being ready to kill my student and her friends to crying like a little bitch. Thanks to Fluttershy they accomplished their mission and the dragon leaves. What I would like to know is why the hell little miss Rarity didn't go in and steal some gems after the dragon left. She could have taken as many as her and her friends could carry!

Well they get home and my student is writing her friendship letter to me praising Fluttershy's bravery and going into detail about their recent exploits in the bedroom. What the fuck? Fluttershy decides that she will put out for Twilight but not me now? Oh she is going to pay for this! Some animals are gonna die tonight. Maybe I can convince Luna to help me kill that bear since she likes bear meat too.

Rainbow is bouncing the ball on her head getting close to the ball bounce record. What? Who in the hell keeps records for such meaningless things. It is obvious that some ponies have way too much time on their hooves. I find it hilarious that Pinkie scares her with a fake dragon roar just as she was one away from tying the record. Good job Pinkie. I love how Fluttershy laughs over this while Rainbow admits to being scared. Yeah Fluttershy, not everyone is as brave as you are but be warned, you won't be so brave when I confront you over putting out for Twilight after saying the weekly trips to Canterlot are too much for you.

P.S. For those of you who ship Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash this episode is the best reason as to why that is a bad idea. Rainbow was a total bitch towards her for most of the episode but eventually she would piss Fluttershy off and the element of loyalty would wind up dead.