Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and I have some bad news. I don't know what it was that I ate but I'm sick so I won't be able to be doing any teleporting to monitor this episode. Don't worry though, I do have ways to report on things even if they're inside. Since I'm too ill to bring any of my lovelies up to my sleeping chambers and I'm bored as hell, I shall share with you my synopsis of "What About Discord?"

It looks like a three day weekend has arrived in Ponyville and my sexy Twily is falling into her old ways again. Get this, she is going to reorganize all the books in her library solely because she wants to. What the hell is wrong with her? Is she doing this because I sent Spike a note telling her about my illness or is it because Rarity and Fluttershy have decided that they don't want to include her in their nightly romps? Whatever it is, she is frustrated and I can't do anything to help her!

Three days have passed and I'm still sick! You know, I always thought Alicorns healed quicker than other ponies but I guess I was wrong so I'll just have to continue to monitor this from here. Alright, it looks like Twilight and Spike have finally emerged from the library after three straight days of reorganizing books. I swear, Twilight finds the absolute most boring things interesting because I'd fall asleep after five minutes of boring shit like that but it is time to move on.

Now this is interesting, Rainbow and Discord are hanging out. Yep, those two are hanging out for the first time ever and it seems like they are really enjoying one another's company. I don't know what the hell happened while Twily was locked up in her library and I was bedridden but it must have been rather fun for those two to have bonded like that.

Now I'm watching those four interact and I am beyond shocked. Rainbow and Discord are acting like they've been friends forever and I can see so much confusion in my Twily's face. Now she obviously knows that those two would never get it on but can't help but wonder why the hell Discord would turn himself into a snake. You know, if Discord would have just done silly things like that in the past instead of making everypony's lives miserable, he never would have been turned to stone.

After she finished her conversation with Crashie and Discord her and Spike headed over to Rarity's. Now seriously Twily, you are going to take Spike with you while you release all that pent up stress? Couldn't you at least wait until another mare was available to record it instead of forcing Spike to watch you screw his crush? Well that wouldn't last long because soon my sexy Fluttershy would show up with Discord.

Ok, I can see Fluttershy hanging out with him but really Flutters, you want Discord to record that three way you have planned with Rarity and Twilight? Sorry but I will not allow that. I do not want Discord or any other male even seeing my girls' sexy times, much less recording them!

Now this is weird, Rarity actually found something Discord did genuinely funny? I can't help but wonder what is going on here. Yeah I get it, Twilight's friends and Discord did something fun this past weekend and I didn't see it but that doesn't mean I don't want to know. Don't worry everypony, I'll find out what it was and if any of my lovelies did something she shouldn't have, she will be punished severely!

What the hell, Discord just turned my sexy Fluttershy into an orange and to make matters worse, both Rarity and Fluttershy are laughing! I seriously wonder what happened. Did Discord put a spell on them or something because the Rarity I know would not find Discord's antics, regardless of how harmless and comical they are, funny.

Ok Discord, we get it, you were all over at Sweet Apple Acres and something funny happened. I don't know what it is but the more my girls laugh over this, the more intent I am on finding out what it was. Perhaps I'll just summon him up here and tell him I'll turn him back to stone if he doesn't tell me. Enough about that for now though, it looks like my Twily is leaving, probably going to go hoof herself since Fluttershy and Rarity were in no place to put out.

Now it looks my sexy little princess and her scroll hacking pet have headed to Sugarcube Corner and what the hell, Discord is there too? Either he is teleporting from place to place or he made duplicates of himself just to annoy Twilight. Get this, Applejack and Pinkie are laughing along with him too? Now that is strange because normally neither one of those two trust him. I'm with Twilight, it must have been some weekend. Unfortunately for me though, it was the worst weekend in ages.

Oh boy, now Discord is petting my Twily and her horn doesn't seem completely erect. He better not be putting any kind of spell on her because if her horn even bends just a little, it won't go up in me. Yes I know she has a small horn just like all my other lovelies but it still beats nothing. What a shame Luna isn't so uptight because she could give me the pleasurable horn sex I need. Enough about that though, back to the episode.

Oh boy, my Twily is jealous! She may claim she's not but I can tell that she is and now she is going to do something completely adorable, something that makes me wish I felt like going down there. Get this, she is going to make her friends re-create the events of the weekend. The poor thing is so frustrated, since I can't do it maybe Fluttershy or Rarity will calm her down.

Now first they start talking about the events that took place at Sweet Apple Acres and apparently Discord caused a stick to look like a snake and chase after them....wait a minute, is somepony spying on them in the background! They are, I see binoculars sticking out of a bush and holy shit, I see the top of Starlight Glimmer's mane. First she showed up in the restaurant in Canterlot and now here? Perhaps she didn't die in those caves after all, maybe she is just spying so that she can go give my Twily some rough hate sex later on.

Now on to the restaurant to re-create their lunch. Ugh, I swear seeing them trying to re-create everything is so boring! It is obvious to tell that it is all so fake, not to mention lame. Come on Twily, they can try to reenact every single event but it won't be the same and FYI Twily, Discord is right. They can't do it the same because you're there! Why don't you get your ass up here, go find a healing spell in the library and then come heal me. If you do that Twily, I will reward by letting you dominate me!

Oh boy, now I know my Twily is really jealous! I know she can have her epic freakout moments and yes I mentioned perhaps Discord put a spell on them but I was just joking about it. My Twily on the other hoof, she honestly believes this. There she is going bat shit crazy and now has decided to go and annoy Zecora and see if she can make a potion to lift the spell.

Ugh, I was able to see inside her castle using other methods but I can't see inside Zecora's tree so despite me being really sick and feeling like shit, I decided to do the invisibility and teleport spell out to her place to monitor her. Want to know the good news, I got there way before Twily did so I talked to Zecora to see if she had a potion that could make me feel better and since I only had the flu, she did. I drank it and just as quick as Apple Bloom's broken tooth was fixed, it healed me right away! Now I feel fine and can have my usual desserts after this episode!

Right before my Twily got there I had to go invisible because I can't let her know I'm spying on her especially since she thinks I'm still sick. Anyway, Zecora at first thinks she is kind of nutty but there is one thing they didn't show. When she first brought it up Zecora smacked her and in her rhyming way of speaking, she basically told Twilight she was a fucking idiot and to get lost.

Of course what they could show was Zecora giving her a potion that should lift the spell but I could read what she was really thinking. She figured she would just give Twilight a bottle of some pink antibiotic that was bubble gum flavored and sent them on their way. I tell you, Twily is going to be in for a huge surprise when her friends drink that crap and they still find Discord's inside jokes from the past weekend funny.

Now for something they really couldn't show! In the show it simply showed them arriving in Twilight's castle the following morning but the night before I headed to Fluttershy's cottage and was able to release all that pent up frustration with Fluttershy. Oh my goodness she was so good too! Please Mother Faust, don't let me get sick like that ever again!

"Uh Celestia, I'm the one who gave you that illness, not Mother Faust. Mother Faust hasn't been involved in the show since the end of season two, remember?"

"What? YOU made me sick? Why would you make me sick?"

"Because I decided to stir up some trouble like you do sometimes."

"That is cold StormLuna, very cold."

"Would you expect anything else from me?"

"No but I think you owe me lots more cake and tons and tons of lovelies in the future!"

"Look....."

"If you don't give them to me, I'll go on strike and I'll tell my sister to do the same and you'll have nopony to do these."

"Oh fine, I'll give you more cake and lovelies in the future, alright? Now get back to work!"

"Alright but you better never do this again or I'll quit!"

Can you believe that, can you believe that StormLuna would be so cold as to give me an illness and keep me away from my lovelies? Ok, well I guess I better get back to work. Alright, I followed my Twily back into her castle and it looks like her friends have gathered in the throne room and my Twily is going to try and get them to drink that antibiotic.

Oh this is so funny, Twilight is going on about them being under a spell and they think she is a complete lunatic. The writers could never put this in there but instead of asking Twilight about getting into fertilizer, Applejack asked her if the lack of sexual activity had caused her to completely lose her mind! To make matters funnier she said yes and Fluttershy told her that later on she would help her ease those frustrations! Oh the unedited versions are so much better!

Well Pinkie actually drank that shit and Discord showed up with his peanut butter hoof thing and Pinkie finds it funny and now my Twily is all pissy. Poor thing anyway, I'm thinking that maybe I should join her and Fluttershy tonight because I know my Fluttershy will make her feel better, the two of us together will make her feel MUCH better!

Finally my Twily admits to being a jealous little bitch! She finally admitted to everypony that she was not only mad because they had fun with out her but also that she was mad she hadn't seen any action in a few days. Don't you worry Twily, Fluttershy and I will fix that tonight!

So apparently Discord had lied to her friends and told them that they shouldn't invite her so she could do her dumb book sorting and now she's even more grumpy. I know in the past I would have been mad at Discord over something like this but this is hilarious. Unlike it was when I made him turn blue and cause Twily to think he was sick, he did this without any threats from me. Bravo Discord, bravo!

Oh now the tables are being turned on Discord and they have an inside joke regarding the spell. Yeah they are there thinking they're all that and think they will make Discord feel bad. That may have been the case at first but eventually he got a good laugh out of it and there were no hard feelings. Now why the hell couldn't he have always been like this? Why couldn't he just have done comical acts like he did here back in the day instead of ruling Equestria in a state of chaos? Hell he wouldn't have been turned to stone if he would have just played the role of class clown.

Now for what happened afterwards. Despite everything blowing over, my Twily was still grumpy until that night when Fluttershy and I paid her a visit. She was surprised to see me feeling better but she didn't mind. What mattered was that Fluttershy and I made her feel better. After all, we can't have her being all bitchy for the next episode!

Now if all you serfs will excuse me, Twilight really tired me out and I'm sure my cake will be ready here shortly so I must return to Canterlot. After all, you know what a bitch I can be if I don't have my cake!