Hi, it is your beloved Sun Goddess and you all have been very good little serfs so I have decided to give you my synopsis of "Amending Fences."

So we start out with my sexy Twily being a slave driver, making poor Spike do the dishes. One thing I'd like to know is why the hell she doesn't just use her damn magic to clean them instead of making a BABY dragon do them. Oh well, it ain't my problem, there's no laws against enslaving baby dragons.

I'll admit, Spike is right, Twilight has had a lot on her plate lately so perhaps it is time for me to go pay her a visit. I can tell she is frustrated and needs a release but Spike just has to ruin my plans. The little bastard brings up how bad of a friend she used to be. Now she has decided to do something that will make banging her tonight next to impossible. Wait a minute, did I hear that right? Twilight suddenly wants to come up to Canterlot to apologize to her old friends? Yes! While she's doing that she can make me happy too! Perhaps Spike isn't such a little bastard after all.

I am stunned that she doesn't even remember her old friends' names! Perhaps I should have never made her the Princess of Friendship" after all. Well it's too late for that, well unless she were to commit some act of treason such as call me dirty names, not put out for a time period of a month or more or allow a member of the lesser sex to either kiss her or violate her. Alright, enough of what would cause Twilight to lose her wings and be stripped of her title.

Ok, so Twilight and Spike fly up to Canterlot and where does she go, she goes to her old tower. You know, I honestly don't know why I didn't take the key from her and put another student in there. I would have but there haven't been any students smart enough to meet my criteria. Twinkleshine has come very close but performing well in the bedroom won't earn you the honor of being my protege. Besides, she has been spending WAY TOO MUCH time with Colgate. I have a feeling they have something going on but I can't be completely sure.

Now for the thing they wouldn't show. It wasn't long after Twilight and Spike got up to her old tower and reminisced that I headed over there to pay Twilight a visit. I gave Spike a hundred bits and sent him off to feast on donuts so Twilight and I could reminisce about some of our times together....well the most erotic times anyway. I forgot how sexy her squeals sounded in that place the way her voice would bounce off the walls. Damn I miss those times! Damn I miss having her as my full time slave! Maybe I should alter her title, blackmail her and force her to move back into that tower and be completely and unquestionably subservient to me.

Alright, back to the show. The next morning arrives and not too long after I left, Twilight and Spike head off to find her old friends. Again Twilight can't remember her old friends' names? Wait a minute, who is this Minuette pony she has been mentioning so far. Well I guess I'm about to find out. When she gets to her first friends house, I was shocked. Minuette is Colgate! What in the hell is going on here? On all her paperwork from when she was in my school it was clearly stated that her name was Colgate.

The very sight of that blue unicorn scares me. I remember back when she was in my school and what happened one time when I took her to my sleeping chambers. Well I decided to let her dominate me that night so you know what she did? She tied me to my bed, got her dental equipment and began to drill holes in my teeth! At that time I had no clue that she had also been enrolled in a dental academy and was using me as a guinea pig. After that I threw her out of not just my sleeping chambers, but also my school. I guess it all turned out good for her given that she is a hotshot dentist making a killing. It really sucks that she is being successful without graduating from my school. Damn her hide anyway, unicorns aren't supposed to be successful after I kick them out of my school.

Ok, back to the episode. What I would like to know is why the hell is she so excited to see Twilight. The little bitch was an awful friend, she never visits her when she is up here and she just up and left without saying goodbye. Ok, that last part was my fault since I'm the one that forced her out so quickly. Minuette may have looked and acted overly happy but I know what she was really thinking. She was secretly wanting to drag my sexy Princess Twily into her basement, drill holes in her teeth, bang her, force her into her practice to get fillings and bill the government an outrageous amount of money to fix Twilight's teeth. Luckily for the taxpayers, that did not happen.

I'm sorry everypony, I know I'm bringing up the past too much. Alright, so Minuette mentions that they should go visit Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine. Lemon Hearts was another pony I had to throw out of my school. It wasn't for being a sadistic psychopath but for simply failing her courses. She does however make a great organizer for important events though. Of course you all know about Twinkleshine and the exploits I've had with her. Like I said earlier though, she has been spending way too much time with Minuette and not nearly enough with me. They are so close and I notice that Lemon Hearts is close with them as well. I know this sounds like a crazy conspiracy but I almost wonder if they aren't in some sort of weird three way relationship.

Ok now for the blast from the past. You know I completely forgot about Moondancer and what a serious student she was all the way back to when she was a filly right up until I sent Twilight away. After that, I'm not sure what happened to her, she just quit showing up for classes. I have a sneaking suspicion that Twilight might have had something to do with it.

Ok, now Twilight and her extremely close friends are headed off to see Moondancer. What in the hell is wrong with her yard? Does she not know that there are regulations that a pony must keep their yard well kept in Canterlot? Well after Twilight damages her property, which I will force her to pay to repair, I see what happened to Moondancer. She has become the most anti-social pony ever.

Next up Twilight and Minuette violate numerous laws by stalking Moondancer for three straight days. All Moondancer does is go from her home, to the library and back home. What the hell could Moondancer be doing in that library since she isn't in my school anymore. Well come to find out she is studying just for shits and giggles. I suppose she is just living off of her parents' generosity since she obviously doesn't have a job.

Now to the library. I honestly don't think Twilight realizes what complete and utter assholes the patrons of the library are. She may be a princess but those stuck up snobs aren't going to care, even she can't make a noise in there without everypony telling her to shush. Look Twilight, Moondancer has made it obvious she doesn't want to be bothered so leave her alone and come "bother" me instead. I won't mind!

Now Twilight has managed to get herself into a book to bug Moondancer and of course this pisses Moondancer off, well and scares her. I would be scared if a pony showed up in my book and started talking too. Enough of that though, I am thoroughly pissed that Twilight would find a way into a book when it would be far easier to find her way into my sleeping chambers. I would think that sexy times would be far more important to her than continuing to harass a pony who wishes to be left alone. I think I will "punish" her severely for this!

Wait a minute, now Twilight is hauling Moondancer up to her old study tower. Hey Twilight, I doubt Moondancer is going to want to do what you want her to do. She isn't like you, she isn't going to put out on demand. She realizes this and offers to give her the key to that tower if she'll have some fun with her but that fails miserably so she only forces Moondancer to go out to dinner with her and her friends.

I can't help but feel bad for Moondancer having to go through this. Hearing about the lives of those three would be boring to me too. Wait a minute, who is that behind that menu? Could it be Starlight Glimmer? It sure looks like her, well the top of her head anyway. What the hell am I thinking? It can't be her because I'm pretty sure she died in those caves after getting ran out of that town she oppressed for so long.

Well Moondancer leaves their dinner and Twilight is wondering what the hell went wrong. It's flashback time! Oh those were the days, back when Twilight was my slave and my lesser pupils were always trying to lure her away from her studies to go and socialize. Now that I look back at this, I wish she would have went to that party. I could have kept her under my wing and sent Moondancer down to Ponyville to make friends and save the world from my sister. If I would have listened to that voice in the back of my head, I could still have Twily with me. Hell, I would have altered marriage laws so I could marry her but oh no, I DIDN'T LISTEN and because of that, I have nopony to make me happy every single night.

Well now it looks like Minuette is stalking Twilight. Sorry Minuette but Twilight isn't going to let you into her tower alone. She knows what you'll do. She knows about your sadistic desires when it comes to bedroom activities. Well come to find out Twilight headed back to Ponyville to get Pinkie to plan a party. Great, just great, now a whole bunch of noise ordinances are going to be violated. Guess what, since Twilight brought her here I'll just make her parents pay the fines and of course there will be the mandatory punishment for Twilight, which I enjoy so much! She may be a princess but I'm still her QUEEN and she better never forget that.

Ok so now it's party time and believe it or not, not a single noise ordinance has been violated. I'm so disappointed, I wanted to force Twilight's parents to pay a bunch of fines and then punish Twilight. Wait a minute, I don't need a reason to punish Twilight. I'll just make something up, place the blame on her and then sexy times will ensue!

Finally I learn what caused Moondancer to quit coming to class. She was beyond devastated when Twilight left without saying goodbye. I honestly never knew that Moondancer thought so much of Twilight that her leaving without saying goodbye would cause her to basically flush her life down the toilet. While I swore I would never take Moondancer back into my school for simply dropping out, I will talk to her about coming back after this episode since emotional distress was the reason. Regarding Twilight, I have a reason to punish her now so tonight will be quite fun.

So now Twilight is claiming that despite her having put her life in extreme danger that seeing what she did to Moondancer makes her feel so bad. I call bullshit on that. She is only saying that to make Moondancer feel better. One thing they never showed in the series premiere is that when I told Twily to go down to Ponyville to get ready for this, she secretly said, "Well at least I won't have Moondancer hitting on me for a few days." Despite her lying through her teeth, she was able to convince her that she felt bad and she had her party.

Now Moondancer is coming out of her shell and decides to take part in some fun activities with her old but new friends. I am happy for her. For the first time in ages, Moondancer looked truly happy. I just hope she doesn't fall back into her old ways once I allow her back in my school and make her my protege. Unlike Twilight though, I will allow her to still live in her current house and I will give her her space.

Alright, now for what they didn't/couldn't show and the things that I learned. I learned that Twinkleshine and Minuette are in a very serious relationship so I have released Twinkleshine from having to make me happy. I also learned that while they aren't involved in a three way relationship that includes Lemon Hearts, those two do enjoy having fun with her.

Well after the episode I asked Moondancer to be my protege and while she was unsure at first since she knew of my past and what I demand from my proteges, she agreed once I told her that I would give her the space she needed and that I would never violate her personal space. Once I did that, she enthusiastically agreed. Hey, she's good with magic and one day she may be needed to save Equestria in the event something bad happens when I have Twilight locked up in my chambers.

And finally, one thing many of you don't know is while Pinkie and Spike headed home right after the episode ended, Twilight and I decided to lock ourselves in her tower and relive the old days. Believe it or not but I almost convinced her to just stay up in Canterlot with me but unfortunately she decided that her royal duties were more important than me. Yes I was sad but I realized that it was all my fault for ever making her a princess to start with.