Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess. As you all know my sister and I got back from a couple of asses getting married a few days ago and while we thought everything went fine, it didn't. That editor of The Ponyville Express is in big trouble. He published something accusing me of all the ponies keeping the rest of the town awake that night. He accused innocent little me! Well because of that I have decided to punish you with my synopsis of "Princess Spike."

I swear, these past three days have been horrible. Nothing but meetings with delegates from all over Equestria and absolutely no lovely time....and that is even with Twilight up here! She has been staying up all night long trying to make sure this thing runs smoothly. Now I tried telling her that this dumb thing wasn't worth her stressing out over BUT SHE DIDN'T LISTEN! Because of that, despite me having had a couple slices of cake this morning, I'm in a bad mood and my sister isn't exactly enjoying this summit either.

Well here we all are talking to these idiots and talking about how we'll dedicate this fancy gem statue to all these dignitaries at the party tonight. A party sounds nice and all but I have discovered one thing, there will not be any desserts at all! No cake, no fritters, no donuts, no nothing! What kind of party is that? Hopefully something will happen and not only me, but my sister can get out of it.

Well now we have a huge surprise here, my sexy Twily is tired, very tired. She is so tired that she can't even think straight! Well Cadence has taken her up to get some sleep. My sister and I see this and we get an idea.

"Little sister, do you see that? Cadence is taking Twilight up to get some sleep! Let's bail on this pathetic scene!"

"We are not sure about that big sister. What if someauthor was to get mad?"

"Come on little sister, StormLuna won't get mad!"

"Tia, we probably should ask."

"StormLuna, Luna and I have a question to ask you."

"Yes?"

"We have been put through hell during this summit and we can't take anymore! Luna hasn't had any fritters, I haven't had any lovely time with Twilight and we just want to have some fun!"

"Dear StormLuna, canst we go somewhere and relax?"

"Yes you may. Go down to Ponyville. Luna, I will alert the Apple Family that you are coming and there should be fritters waiting for you. Celestia, I shall notify Sugarcube Corner of your coming and they'll have a cake waiting for you."

"Really?"

"Yes, really. Now go before Cadence comes back!"

"Thanks StormLuna!"

Yes, my sister and I get to leave. I'll tell you one thing, we never flew as fast as we did then because we didn't want Cadence to see us. Once we got to the point where we figured Cadence couldn't see us, we slowed down because we didn't want to arrive in Ponyville before our treats would be ready for us!

Hello, Princess Cadence here. I don't know what happened but I can't seem to find my aunts anywhere so since Twilight is sleeping and those two are doing Faust knows what, I guess I get to give this synopsis for a while.

Ok, well Twilight is really tired and needs some sleep. Perhaps it is best that I can't find Celestia because I know that once I left, she would have Luna lure Spike away with something and then go in and keep Twilight awake with her "lovely" time. I honestly don't get why my aunt has to be such a nympho. It seems like other than cake, the only thing she wants is Twily, Fluttershy, Rarity and often times me! Me, and I'm her niece for Faust's sake!

Ok, back to the synopsis. Twilight needs her sleep and I told Spike to make sure that she is not disturbed. Of course he agreed and if he succeeds, I may give him a crystal or something halfway decent to compensate him for doing this. Now I go off to attend some of these meetings but don't worry, I'll keep my eyes peeled and I should be able to keep an eye on things.

For a while things were actually very quiet. Good, I'm glad it is because Twilight needs her rest and I need to be able to pay attention to these presentations.

Well that silence would be broken all too soon when a bird was singing. Now something happens that causes me to realize why my aunt always calls him an idiot. Get this, instead of simply closing the window like anypony with half a brain would do, he climbs up that tower to tell the bird to be quiet! Well that thing then flies into Twilight's room and lands on her horn! I thought for sure it would wake her up but luckily it didn't and Spike was able to get the bird out of there.

Now I would assume Spike would shut the window, especially once the polo game got started but oh no, he has to go stop it and piss a bunch of ponies off! Well he got them to take their game elsewhere but now the city's public works ponies are out doing their jobs and are being loud. Well no shit they're going to make noise Spike! Chainsaws aren't quiet and neither are jackhammers.

There is one thing I would like to know. My aunt knew this damn thing was coming up before too long so why couldn't she have had those trees trimmed a week ago and I would think that unicorn working on the water main would know to shut off the water before working on it. Hell maybe it's a good thing I don't live here anymore, I would probably wind up smacking a few ponies....and that's if I wasn't in a real bitchy mood.

Now that this has been taken care of Spike has decided to sit out in front of Twilight's door and start eating some fire rubies. Oh yes, just because Twilight hasn't been woken up yet doesn't mean she won't be. Now I know why my aunt thinks he is a narcissistic little bastard most of the time. If I didn't have to listen to this tiger striped griffon bitch about Gilda's griffon-scone prices I would. Ugh, Gilda can charge whatever the hell she wants....look bitch, it's called a free market economy! She has a monopoly up there and can charge what she wants.

Ok, enough about the bitchy griffon. It looks like Spike has a couple of delegates who need Twilight to make a decision. Both of them are scheduled to use the same hall at the same time but each thinks their speech is more important. Well Spike goes in and asks Twilight and she says something about eating candles so Spike has decided it is time to make decisions for her. He says to share it. I have a bad feeling about this but we'll see what happens.

I had to attend that meeting and all they did was shout over each other. Yeah I'm pissed about that but I'm even madder over my aunts being nowhere to be found. Celestia and Luna should have been attending this because I had a spa treatment scheduled at this time but oh no, they just couldn't show up now could they. Hell, they could be faking an illness and hiding in their sleeping chambers. I would go and check but if I were to disturb either one of them, they would punish me....and I know Celestia would take that Twicane to me and I certainly don't want that!

Now everypony is coming to Spike asking about this and that. I swear, all these delegates think Canterlot owes them this and owes then that. I honestly think Spike should have just told them all no and I am glad to see he said that Twilight didn't think it was fair for Fancy Pants to get VIP passes to all the events. Now why he would want VIP passes to all these events is beyond me. It's not like anything special is going on. To be honest, I'm bored out of my mind and if Twilight didn't need her sleep, I'd go see if she'd be up for a little bit....no make that A LOT....of fun.

So now Spike has decided to take it to the next level and take care of all of Twilight's afternoon meetings. Yeah it may be making sure she gets her sleep but he is probably going to screw something up. Ok, that talk with the gem pony with the nasally voice must have been boring as hell but good grief, he tells the public works ponies to keep letting things stay as they are. He could have at least told the idiot working on the water main to shut the damn water off. Now I know why Celestia thinks the city workers are idiots.

Now I did have a brief spare moment and while I was going to go to the spa I had to go check on Spike and let's just say I'm not thrilled with him making all these decisions for Twilight. Yeah he can claim he isn't enjoying all this but deep down I know he is. Celestia is right about him, he is an attention whore but just won't admit it. All I can do is hope those trees don't crash and that main doesn't break.

Well I fly off because I had yet another boring meeting to go to. You know, this whole summit is really starting to wear me thin and I am slowly but surely getting madder and madder that my aunts have gone Faust knows where and shouldered not just this day of meetings on me, but this damn synopsis! Hell I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they ran off somewhere just to get out of having to do this! I know how Celestia can be, if she wants to avoid doing something, she will go hide....normally taking a "lovely" with her!

After discovering Spike has been telling ponies that Twilight wants them to do things for him, I finally catch him in his damn lies. So he thinks princess life is so great? If I didn't think Twilight would stop putting out...."oh shit, did I say that out loud"....well I would give Spike a sex change operation so he could be one to start with!

"I heard that Cadence, you may think you are all innocent but I have dirt on you now. I'm sure Celestia will love to know you're banging her property!"

"StormLuna, please don't tell her! If she finds out I do it without her permission she'll violate me with the Twicane!"

"Oh, and I take it you don't enjoy it?"

"No, it hurts so bad! Please don't tell her!"

"Fine I won't. This will be just between us, ok?"

"Ok."

Alright, back to where I was. I saw through Spike's lies and now the shit has hit the fan! Those idiots with the croquet game have knocked their ball to where it knocked a tree over. That tree knocked others over and one crashed on the water main and now the banquet hall is flooded. Well shit, I better go get the water turned off, which is something that public works pony should have done before he started tearing the street up.

Oh great, now Fancy Pants is being a complete asshole towards the city workers. I'm not happy with him either but he acts like he is the pony in charge when he isn't. My aunts are in charge of this and now I know why Aunt Luna hates the wealthy ponies of Equestria so much, they think they are all that and that their shit doesn't stink! Now all these delegates are going to go bitch out Twilight and I'm not one bit happy. They should just realize that shit happens and get over themselves.

Luckily for Twilight Spike beats them up to her tower but when they all learn she's sleeping, they get all pissy. Hey shitheads, she's been up for three fucking straight days so of course she's going to need some rest. So help me, if I weren't the Princess of Love and Light, I'd rain a shitstorm of hate and darkness upon them right now....screw it, I might do it after the episode anyway.

After a good day's rest Twilight wakes up well rested but is greeted by a pissed off Fancy Pants and is greeted by something much worse, a flooded banquet hall and a destroyed gem statue. I'm not so concerned about the gem statue as I am the banquet hall. You know how my aunts are when it comes to damaging government property. They either demand monetary reimbursement or since it was Spike, Celestia will likely punish Twilight in the bedroom and I don't want that to happen.

Well Spike apologized to everypony and we go that statue rebuilt. Oh shit, somepony is giving him dragon sneeze flowers and it looks like we'll be rebuilding that statue, again! Luckily we are saved by the credits, woo-hoo!

Now for what they couldn't show. I did indeed round those delegates up and rained down a storm of lightning bolts on them. I am one pissed off princess and they are the reason why. I missed spa time because of them and they overall pissed me off. Yeah I saw this one blue unicorn get out of there unscathed but oh well, I think she is the local dentist and we can't have her getting injured.

Of course after this I was still frustrated so I decided to pull a page out of my aunt's playbook. I led Twilight back up into that tower and her and I had lots and lots of fun but still, my aunts are going to have a date with the Twicane when they get back for cursing this upon me! Mark my words, they will not like what their little niece of love and light has planned for them.

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"Well big sister, this trip was most enjoyable! That summit should have ended by now. Think we should get home."

"I don't know little sister, what if it ran late?"

"Celestia, Luna, I think you should wait."

"Why StormLuna?"

"You see, things went to hell and now Cadence is threatening to punish both of you with the Twicane."

"Well, we shall see about that. She'll be on the sun before she even has the chance."

"Trust me, I'll take that Twicane to her before she has the chance."

"Oh and Celestia, just so you know, she is screwing Twilight as we speak."

"Without my permission! Oh she is going to pay dearly! I think I'll punish her with my horn instead!"

"Alright, just don't kill her, alright? I don't think Hasbro would like that."

"Probably not."

"I would advise you wait until morning to return home though. Cadence wound up burning some of the delegates with her energy after they pissed her off."

*laughs* "Good. I didn't know she had it in her."

"Oh well, that dost not mean she will not be punished."

"Alright ladies, it's time to finish this. You get some rest."

" *in unison* "You too StormLuna!"