Hello everypony, it is your Supreme Dictator Celestia again and I'm in a good mood today so I shall share with you "Flight to the Finish" how I saw it.

Another school day has arrived in Ponyville and it appears as though it won't be your normal school day as there are two guests waiting outside the school, waiting for the cue from Cheerilee to go in and give some sort of presentation. One of them is everypony's favorite narcissist, Rainbow Crash....I mean Dash and the other is this rather snobby looking pony with a trophy cutie mark. I don't know why but I have a feeling that it won't take me long to not like her.

Well the snobby looking one goes in first and shit, I can't see what's going on so like always, I do my invisibility and teleport spell. I do have a synopsis to give and I want to see what goes on anyway. I have a feeling that a certain arrogant pegasus is going to piss off what is likely a narcissistic earth pony.

I do my spell and there stands this pony in front of the class, Ms. Harshwhinny. Ugh, look at her up there with that smug look on her face. Ok, so now she begins going on about something that everypony already knows, the Equestria Games are coming up. Now something good for the little ones, they get a chance to go too! They could have a role as flag carriers IF they impress her. Given her attitude, I have a feeling that they will have to perform brain surgery or some other impossible feat to do so.

I tell you, not only is Ms. Harshwhinny a pompous bitch, she is also boring as hell. I thought I was going to fall asleep while she was yapping. Luckily for me and the kids, Rainbow comes flying in announcing that she is going to be the coach. Oh fun, I'm sure this is going to either lead to plenty of humorous antics or a complete disaster. I'm not going to make any guarantees but I'm betting that it is the latter of the two.

Oh joy, now the two are having issues with this presentation. There is Rainbow acting all enthusiastic which is something I would expect out of her here but there is Ms. Harshwhinny being a rigid bitch who has to be all prim and proper. Alright, I have come to a decision. I have decided to hate her already rather than waiting until later on in the episode. I may bitch and complain all the time about Rainbow and her egotistical attitude but I've found one who is worse. At least Rainbow knows how to let her mane down.

Finally their presentation is over and all the fillies and colts go out to start coming up with their routines. I will turn my focus onto the filly illuminati first, since they are the only ones who will likely create anything original. Forget Snips and Snails, that weightlifting routine they did in the classroom was ridiculous and when it comes to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, it will likely just be them boasting about how great they are.

I am closely monitoring the CMC making sure that their routine does not include something that would involve trying to overthrow me and luckily, that is not the case. Instead, they mention how three different kinds of ponies live in Ponyville and then they burst into song and start doing all sorts of things. Memo to the filly illuminati: While all that looks nice, it will not impress Ms. Harshwhinny. It was so lame that I nearly fell asleep watching you.

Oh great, now the bully bitches are there to bash the CMC over their routine. Yeah it wasn't the best performance but there is no need for them to be so mean about it. You have no idea how many times I've wanted to banish those two either to the moon, Tartarus or have Luna banish them to the sun. She can't stand them either and I'm sure she would gladly do it too.

Well the CMC decide to take a different route, something that will be done on a stage. I hope that it is better than the first routine. It better be or they can forget all about carrying that flag. They start the new routine with not only Rainbow watching, but the little bitches and yours Truly. That new routine of theirs is fantastic! I have a strong feeling that with this routine, that they should win this and carry that flag!

At first Rainbow seems to love it but then she remembers how the pompous trophy pony told her to keep her emotions in check. She has trouble doing it but in the end she does so the CMC really don't know what to think. Scootaloo is right though, if they keep working hard they'll have a shot.

Now I am thoroughly pissed! How dare those bullying bitches plot to get under their wings. I don't know what I'm going to do to put them in their place but I do know one thing, their families' bank accounts will not like it! I'll fine their fathers for their daughters being such bitches and what is worse, they plant doubt in the mind of Scootaloo. Now she is wanting to change what is a perfectly good routine.

Ok Scootaloo, I know that suddenly you think that you're going to have to fly to win this but guess what, your wings aren't big enough to get you off the ground. Now I find this as a horrible, cruel fate the writers have given her. Bulk Biceps has wings even smaller than hers and he can fly just fine! Yeah it is a bit slow but at least he can fly. If I didn't think I'd ruin everything by revealing my presence, I would reverse the invisibility spell and let Scootaloo know that they are just bullies and that she shouldn't listen to them. Unfortunately, if I were to reveal myself, I'd ruin the whole episode so I keep watching all this undetected.

Oh come on Scootaloo, this new routine is not working! For the love of Faust, you can't get off the ground and your friends are obviously growing very impatient and extremely unhappy with you. I'll admit, Scootaloo is my favorite of the three since she is a tough little filly but still, she is going to ruin their chances of winning if she keeps this up! Finally though, her friends throw in the towel for the night because they're tired and hungry.

Well given that I wanted to continue to monitor this I decided to just hide out in Ponyville for the night. I didn't get a room at the inn or seek other lodging so I just slept behind some bushes. Yeah I put myself in grave danger of being discovered but luckily that did not happen and I did wake up in time to watch the girls' final run through.

Well I saw it and good grief, it was horrible! They were extremely fatigued, they barely knew what they were doing and worst of all, Scootaloo could not fly through the hoop. I seriously think they need to go back to the original version for two reasons. First, it actually worked and second, Scootaloo looked quite awesome doing that trick on her scooter. What the hell is it going to take to get her to see that she needs to stop thinking solely about herself?

While her friends have left, Scootaloo is there on that stage continuing to try to fly. I honestly feel sorry for her, I really do. I know it is extremely rare for me to feel sorry for anypony but this is an exception. I'm going to let you all in on a secret, while a pony can not just use magic to get a cutie mark, there are wing growth spells out there. I have wanted to cast it on Scootaloo but way back in the day, the writers told me that I couldn't do it. I think that is horrible that they would do this to her but sadly, there is nothing I can do.

I am tired, extremely tired. I am so tired that I nearly collapsed multiple times but I managed to stay awake to watch over Scootaloo. She keeps on trying clear until I raise the sun and she still can't fly. Finally the poor thing passed out but I would make sure she woke up soon enough to go catch the train, well at least head to the train station. After all, I can't have her missing the train if she is to compete.

She heads to the train station to meet up with her friends, followed by yours Truly of course! Good grief Scootaloo, you're not going now? Your friends need you and here you are quitting? Ugh, now that is behavior that is unacceptable. Guess what? You're not my favorite CMC anymore! I think I like Apple Bloom the most now.

Yeah I'm mad as hell at Scootaloo for just quitting on her friends so I have decided to get on the train and keep my eyes on the other two. Guess what, Rainbow finally lets her emotions flow and she has announced that she wants the CMC to win so bad. Guess what? I do too but without Scootaloo that won't happen unless they suddenly come up with a routine on the train. I tell you though, Rainbow was not one bit pleased when she found out that Scootaloo was not making the trip and was able to convince the CMC that they shouldn't leave a friend behind.

Well this trip is going to be pointless now. The only reason I was going was so that I could watch these girls compete and hopefully win the competition. While Rainbow is taking the girls back to Ponyville, I have already took flight back to Ponyville and teleported myself into Scootaloo's house. Alright Scootaloo, you should be happy that your friends have come back and are showing enough loyalty to you that they don't want to compete without you.

I must say, I'm impressed that Rainbow is being so understanding with Scootaloo because she reminds me of the type that would be very angry over this and basically tell Scootaloo to stop being a whiny brat, but then again Scootaloo does adore her like she would her own sister and naturally Rainbow just gobbles up that attention.

Now for something that probably wouldn't be possible if this weren't a cartoon. Rainbow, Scootaloo and her friends somehow manage to get to the Crystal Empire in time to take part in the competition and guess what? They do the original version of the routine and they won! Woo-hoo! I knew they could do it, after all, they are the most talented fillies in Ponyville. They are much more talented and intelligent than those mindless hacks in her class.

What happens next is hilarious! The CMC get their awards and Rainbow simply says that they did acceptable. Get this though, Ms. Harshwhinny, the one pony who I thought wouldn't be impressed at all, is suddenly going all fanfilly over the performance those three put forth. I guess she isn't an uptight, rigid bitch after all, well most of the time anyway. And Scootaloo, give me a break, you're not going to get your cutie marks in flag carrying. I don't know what I'm going to do with those girls. I honestly don't know if they'll ever get their cutie marks as long as it involves them just doing ordinary, every day activities.

Now for what they couldn't show. Once I got home I began to celebrate because I finally managed to do something that nopony thought was possible. Unlike how I failed at the end of "The Cutie Pox" episode, I managed to get through a whole episode without my mind wandering into the gutter. I am quite proud of the fact that I pulled it off. Not only was I happy, but my sister was happy as well once she found out.

Well everypony, since I managed to pull this off, Luna has offered to take me down to Sugarcube Corner for cake since she knows I like it so much. While I am thrilled she is taking me there, I'm pretty sure she'll wind up dragging us to Sweet Apple Acres so she can gorge herself on fritters. After all, she likes the Apple Family's fritters just as much as I like the Cake Family's cake.

Now if all of you will excuse me, I need to get to Ponyville. I really don't want to keep Luna waiting because you know what a bear she can be to live with if somepony makes her late for anything.