Hello everypony it is your Supreme Overlord again and I'm going to go easy on you guys. Yeah I am not in a good mood because of all the derogatory letters to the editor in papers across the country regarding my rule but I have decided I will give you my synopsis of "Power Ponies." Keep this bad mouthing me up though and I'll throw another Equestria Girls review your way.

It is night and Twilight is trying to get some sleep but something is already pissing me off. Spike is laying there, with a lamp on, reading a damn comic book! Yep, a damn comic book. Listen Spike, Twilight and her friends are going out to fix up the castle that Luna and I used to live in tomorrow and Twilight needs her rest. I'm thinking I might join them because I need a release and there are plenty of places there that provide plenty of privacy! Finally after several more minutes Spike finally puts the comic book down and gets to sleep. Good thing he did too because Twilight couldn't sleep so she started hoofing herself calling out my name. She is such a naughty girl sometimes!

The next day arrives and I notice that my girls are out at my old castle. Like I said last night, I am going to go out there so I do the invisibility and teleport spell. I don't want them knowing I am out there and besides, once I find Twilight alone, I'll undo the spell and lure her into that room where they found my old journal. If I can't find her alone, I'll take Rarity or Fluttershy in there. When it comes to those three, you know I'm not picky.

I'm glad to see that they're cleaning that place instead of making me do it. After all, your sexy Sun Goddess should not be having to clean up messes like that. Get this, Spike is wanting to help too but everypony knows that whenever he tries to help with anything that he fucks up royally. Because of this, Twilight tells him to go fuck himself (well in the unedited version). In the edited version, she simply told him to let them take care of things, go take his comic book and find a quiet place to finish reading it.

While it is fun watching Twilight and her friends cleaning the place, I decide to follow Spike and watch him whine about not being allowed to help. Yes I would rather stare at Twilight's ass but something is telling me that I should hang around Spike and his pity party. Yeah it sounds lame as hell, but when I hear voices like this, I tend to listen to them.

It is break time for my girls and now they are calling out trying to find Spike. I'm sure Spike probably wished that it would be Rarity calling out his name while they were having fun but he didn't even hear any of them. Now to Spike, he has discovered that his comic book ends before it should and has discovered some writing so small that he needs a magnifying glass to read it. Spike gets that magnifying glass and begins to read this small writing. Shit, why is it that I have a feeling that some sort of disaster is about to unfold?

Now back to Twilight and her friends searching for Spike. It is good that they were by the entrance to that secret chamber when they were given what was about to happen. Spike finises reading that tiny text and suddenly a bright ball of light is radiating from that damn comic book. What happened next would terrify me. Spike began to get sucked into the comic book and since they were close enough, my sexy little princess and her friends went to save him. Unfortunately they would be unable to and since I have to make a synopsis of this, I followed Pinkie through the comic book.

Ugh, where am I? What is this place? It looks a bit like Manehattan but it looks a lot like the city of New York in Lyra's human comic books. I mean seriously, the buildings are bigger and they look like they took a hell of a lot of work to build. I suppose I'll find out what has truly happened and why we are here very quickly.

What? My Twily and her friends have become the Power Ponies? I've read those comics and I love them! I just wish that I could make myself visible and get a much better look at the place. Alright, we have Masked Matter-Horn, Fili-Second, Zapp, Radiance, Mistress Mare-velous and Saddle Rager! Wow, this is amazing but I never imagined that my girls would become The Power Ponies.

Oh no, that laughter. From reading the books I'm pretty sure I know who that is, the Mane-iac, and it looks like I'm right. Now what the hell is she up to this time? She has pulled a lot of shit in earlier comic books but this time, could she be doing something to enslave the citizens of Maretropolis? Could she be coming up with a sinister plan to shave everypony bald since her shampoo factory went belly up after her accident. I suppose I'll find out.

Ok, so she is going after this electro-orb thing that she is going to use to power up some doomsday device and destroy the city. Well isn't that just dandy. This obviously isn't going to be an easy thing to stop but my Twily, I mean Masked Matter-Horn and her friends will have to stop her if they want to get back home, and if I want to get home. Hey, I love these comic books but being stuck in Maretropolis would suck. Not only would I not be ruling over anypony, chances are Luna would find a way to destroy Equestria.

Oh great, now Spike, I mean Hum-Drum is suggesting things, he suggests to Rain....I mean Zapp, that she unleash the lightning bolt to stop their foe but the idiot unleashes a tornado instead. Well I guess this is what happens when you have replacements in here instead of the real Power Ponies. The same can be said with Applejack....I mean Mistress Mare-velous and the problems she had with her lasso as well. Oh and way to go Hum-Drum, you look like you might be trying to be useful but you drop that electro-orb so the Mane-iac can get it right back. Why is it that I have a feeling we will never get home and Luna will crown herself Queen Luna of Equestria?

After bungling their way through this and failing to catch the Mane-iac, the replacement Power Ponies finally realize who they're really supposed to be and hopefully they can act more like they're supposed to instead of fucking everything up. Now I would reveal myself and defeat the Mane-iac on my own but given that would completely ruin this comic, I can't. It would be cool to have me be in this though, especially if they had me lead one of my lovelies into a hotel room and have fun! Of course if that happened, this comic book would only be available in the adult comic book store.

Now the Power Ponies have to head to this shampoo factory to defeat the Mane-iac. Most of them seem confident except for Saddle Ranger, who is supposed to turn into a savage if she gets mad so I better hope she loses her temper or we all might be stuck here. Upon arrival at this shampoo factory it looks like this awful fate may come to pass. They've all been frozen with hairspray! Shit, they're frozen in place, can't use their super powers and only Hum-Drum is safe, well I am too but you know I can't reveal myself and ruin things.

Oh great, now the Mane-iac is in there bloviating about how great she is and how she and her hench ponies have defeated the Power Ponies. Would somepony shut this bitch up already? I hear enough bloviating from foreign dignitaries back home so I certainly don't need to hear any here. Fortunately though, my Twi.... I mean Masked Matter-Horn goes on about how Hum-Drum will stop her and how he always saves their asses. That is true but I still don't care, he fucks things up enough in Equestria as it is.

Speaking of Hum-Drum, he has found a way into the heating system and falls through to where he can see his friends in a cage. After hearing Twilight praise him he realizes he isn't a complete idiot and starts to set things in motion that would save the day. Ok, now I've come to the conclusion that the Mane-iac and her hench ponies are complete idiots. You would think they would have seen him doing all these things to make sure she can be defeated. I suppose that is what bloviating too much and having brainwashed hench ponies will do to you.

Oh my, Spi....I mean replacement Hum-Drum must be smarter than the real Hum-Drum because he knocks down that can of hairspray and freezes the hench ponies. Now Radiance can make something to cut that cage open and hopefully defeat this bitch that has them locked up. Alright, they're out and now while they are fighting the hench ponies, their boss is just sitting up on her overgrown hair dryer shouting at them. Talk about being lazy, it is no wonder it is looking like we might get to go home now. Well that is a good thing because I don't want to become Celestia, ordinary citizen of Maretropolis.

I am so proud of these six, I mean five. Saddle Ranger is just getting ready to jump ship! How dare she abandon this mission when she is needed. If we ever get back to Equestria, Fluttershy is going to be punished and punished severely! Luckily though, a dumb firefly gets in the way of the Mane-iac's plans to use her hair dryer on Saddle Ranger. Now just like my sweet Fluttershy, Saddle Ranger obviously cares way too much about some dumb bugs.

Now it is time for Saddle Ranger to shine, she gets mad over this and holy shit, I knew she turned into a huge monster but never did I imagine she'd get that big. Just imagine if that happened if Fluttershy got that big in Equestria when she got mad. Even I might have troubles handling her, and I'm being serious. I'm not talking about in the bedroom here, I'm talking about preventing her from deposing me.

Now to see how powerful Saddle Ranger really is. The Mane-iac fires her hairspray ray of doom at her and it doesn't even affect her! It looks like the Mane-iac is going to be defeated so I better get by my girls so I will return with them. I just hope Saddle Ranger doesn't stay huge like that upon getting home. Even I couldn't defeat a magic resistant beast like that. She'd probably kill me and all the other princesses, take control of Equestria for herself and kill anypony who is mean to animals and bugs.

Luckily for all of us though, once we return to my old castle, everypony has been returned to normal. Good, because I would have really missed all those wonderful nights with my three lovelies, and likely would not have survived Fluttershy. Now somedragon has learned a valuable lesson. You don't have to have superpowers to be a super friend. That is true and apparently I have underestimated him, yet again. I have thought of him as an idiot a lot of times and I'm sure it will happen more but this time he really proved he is useful.

Ugh, I am exhausted. Going through that portal twice took a lot out of me so I'm going back to Canterlot, Fluttershy's punishment will have to wait for another day. Believe it or not but I managed to not interrupt an episode to make love to one of my girls. Yeah I know it isn't as impressive as last time when I kept my mind out of the gutter entirely but it still isn't as bad as what I usually do, right?