Hello everypony, it is your beloved sexy Sun Goddess again and I have a surprise for you. I have been scanning the country and there haven't been any uprisings, everypony has worshiped me as dictated by law and everypony has actually paid their taxes on time so I shall share with you my synopsis of "Too Many Pinkie Pies."

Alright, it is another peaceful day in Ponyville and my sexy little student and her scroll hacking pet are out working on magic it appears. What is this? Is my little Twily trying to turn an apple into an orange and she can't get it done? That is pathetic, absolutely pathetic! I made her my protege when she was young and here she can't do one of the most basic transfiguration spells? Perhaps I was wrong in taking her in like that, I'm sure one of my other students could do this. Oh well, too late for that now so no use bitching about it too much, key words though, too much!

It looks like Pinkie is out engaging in typical Pinkie antics and bumps into my Twily as she is doing this and causes her to misfire. Ok, Twilight can't turn an apple into an orange but she can a bird? Perhaps she had other things on her mind earlier but now it appears as though Pinkie is wanting to throw hugs around all her friends. Ugh, how boring. Couldn't she buy Twilight a train ticket to Canterlot instead? That would prove to be far more useful and would create a very happy princess!

Now there are not just one but two sexy ponies present as Rarity has arrived and oh my goodness, she is showing off a high quality, modest dress! Are the ponies down there starting to shy away from slutty outfits and are going for a more modest look? If they are, good for them. I don't like the ponies of this country dressing like skanks and that is especially true for the hot mares that I either already own or the ones I hope to own someday.

Alright Pinkie, Twily isn't going to turn you into an orange so quit annoying Rarity and Twilight. Finally she decided to go bug her other friends and it seems like there isn't much for her to do. Yeah the thinning out the fog did aid Rainbow but all she did with Applejack and the oh so sexy Fluttershy was annoy them. Oh well, I'll continue to watch her bug everypony while I feast on some cake.

Ugh, here we go again with Twilight being unable to do a basic transfiguration spell and once again Pinkie aids in the creation of an orange/animal hybrid. This time it is a frog she screws up and get this, Pinkie actually thinks that she can get back and forth between Sweet Apple Acres and Rainbow's snoozefest by the pond in 20 seconds. I swear, she must be even dumber than I thought. Yeah I know she wants to help Applejack and then lick Rainbow's pussy but come on bitch, it just ain't possible.

Of course my Twily is the voice of reason and tells her that she is a dumb bitch and can't do it all at once, in the unedited version of course. In the version everypony saw she simply told her that there would need to be more of her to go around and Pinkie brings up the legend of the mirror pool. Well shit, now this means two things. One I'm going to have to do the invisibility and teleport spell to monitor Pinkie in the forest and chances are we'll wind up with two overly hyper dingbats instead of just one.

Pinkie has headed into the forest and I have done what needs to be done to follow her. Good grief Pinkie, couldn't you have chose a different route, one which won't cause my beautiful coat to get all screwed up and risk getting bloody? Finally Pinkie finds this pool and I have a very bad feeling about this. Well she recites the proper words and oh great, now we have two Pinkies. I suppose as long as they don't cause too many problems things will be fine.

Back to Ponyville now, apparently Pinkie has instructed her clone to go annoy Applejack while she goes to try and get in Rainbow's coat, ugh that sounds disgusting. Which one do I follow, the one who will keep it clean or the one who has a thing for narcissistic pegasi? I think I'll follow the clone, maybe I can steal some treats at the farm without anypony noticing.

Now here I am following the clone to the farm but she just had to bump into my sexy Fluttershy. I was not thrilled when I saw this though. Once again Fluttershy has proven that she cares way too much about a bunch of dumb animals and not nearly enough about me. Why is it that she takes those dumb critters on picnics but she never invites me especially when she'd have a whole lot more fun! Hey, I'd happily put out for her while all those dumb critters do is chatter away in whatever language it is they all speak in.

Fortunately for Fluttershy Pinkie doesn't stay for long but unfortunately for me, I have to follow her rather than rocking Fluttershy's world. Now I am very upset with this clone because rather than going to the apple farm she goes to find her real self. I followed her and so far the real Pinkie has not scored with Rainbow, yet. Now that there are two Pinkie's, maybe they can gang rape her. Now I honestly wouldn't care but according to Equestrian law, if I saw that happened I would have to report them and I certainly wouldn't want that.

Luckily for me and Rainbow that didn't happen but the fake Pinkie is throwing a fit about how she didn't have any fun and what is this? Suddenly Pinkie has decided she wants to make even more of herself? Well shit, I have a feeling that this isn't going to turn out well. For now, I must follow the Pinkies back to the mirror pool and watch them make more of themselves.

I can't help but wonder, what would happen if I cast a really neat spell on them right before they began reciting whatever it is she calls it? What if I were to transform both of them into the fan version of Pinkamena? You all know how I wish I could see fatalities but it never happens? Well this is my chance, I'm going to do it! I want to have a whole army of serial killers on the loose! I lit up my horn and readied myself for this spell......

"Princess Celesita, don't even think about it!"

"But StormLuna, it would be so much fun. I could round them up, have them kill a bunch of undesirables and then we could all throw a 'Pinkamena killed an undesirable' party!"

"Celestia, what did I tell you about your lovelies before?"

*sighs* "That you'd marry them off to your OC if I don't do this right?"

"That is correct so no crazy spells to create serial killers, alright?"

"Fine."

Good grief, StormLuna can be so irritating sometimes. Here I want to make things more fun and he just has to make me keep it boring. Alright, back to what Pinkie and her clone are doing. Eventually two turns into a whole bunch of them. I'm not keeping count of them because I know they're just going to go and cause everypony problems.

Now it is time for the real Pinkie to teach her clones about her friends and she only gave them info on a couple of them! I would think she would have showed them a picture of Twilight and said, "Alright, this is Twilight. She's the one that is always busy making Princess Celestia happy so leave her alone!"

After teaching all her clones about some of her friends they all part ways and I'm pretty sure all hell is going to break loose. I have a couple of places to monitor so I better make it quick. The first place, Sweet Apple Acres where all the clones ruin Applejack's barn raising. The nerve of them, ruining a hard working pony's construction project but I better get going because I have a feeling a narcissistic pegasus is about to get gang raped. Don't worry folks, I won't let them violate her. I may bitch about her narcissism all the time but I wouldn't even wish that on her.

I was late arriving but at least Rainbow only got annoyed and disturbed, she did not get violated and now we have a serious problem, all these Pinkies have been harassing everypony. Rarity is bitching about them going through her boutique and my sexy Fluttershy is whining about them trashing her critter picnic. Good, I'm glad they did that. That will be a valuable lesson for her to forego stupid things like that and fly up to my sleeping chambers instead.

Well it is time to get in the library while my Twily and her glorified pet look for a spell to get rid of these little pests. Luckily for the town they find one but the bad news is that if they can't figure out which one is the real Pinkie they could send her back to the pond by mistake? Damn, they better find the real one because I doubt one of these dumb clones would make for a decent element bearer.

Now my Twily once again proves that perhaps she isn't as bright as I thought she was when they went to look for Pinkie. Good grief you dumb ass, can't you tell that one of them is behaving differently? Can't you tell one of them is feeling a lot of regret over how her dumb clones screwed everything up? Because of her inability to tell her apart from the others I have decided I will punish her severely. How I will do it I'm not sure but I'll make sure a couple of her friends benefit from it.

Finally they have Applejack and her family rounding up all these annoying Pinkies but as they led them in I saw one that was still outside. Oops, it looks like they might miss one! Luckily for everypony Crashie rounded her up and just threw her on the floor like it was nothing and I'd think even Rainbow would have enough of a brain to tell that was the real Pinkie.

Oh no, these Pinkies have to take a test, a very boring test. They have to watch paint dry and whoever passes gets to stay. Personally I think a much better test would have been give them all video cameras and have them record me, Twily, Fluttershy and Rarity having a four mare romp. Of course we'd have to run AJ and Rainbow out first and whoever got the best footage got to stay! Oh well though, if they can weed out all the fake Pinkies we'll be fine.

I tell you, seeing my Twily zapping away all those Pinkies made me kind of worried. I was constantly thinking "what if she sent the real Pinkie back? What if some villain was to come and depose me because of it?" Well if that happened I guess we could have taken the fake Pinkie back to the pool and made her recite her thing until the real one was back.

Luckily though all the fake Pinkies were sent back and our element of laughter was still there to annoy us. I have decided that I will not punish Twilight for not being able to tell the real Pinkie apart from the real one since she didn't send the wrong Pinkie back to the pond. In the end Pinkie decided to have some fun by sleeping and she wasn't the only one to have fun!

After the episode ended I revealed myself and while they were shocked to see me, my Twily, Flutters and Rares were very happy to see me because they knew that sexy times were about to ensue! Now if you'll all excuse me, I have three hot mares to have some fun with. If you must have a princess deal with something important, talk to Luna. Yeah she may get pissed if you bug her during the day but deep down she loves it when I'm busy because doing my duties makes her feel more important.