Hello everypony, this is your supreme dictator Celestia again. For starters I am rather frustrated with Fluttershy because forcing her to come up here every weekend was really taking it's toll on her so I released her from having to please me every weekend. Now I am bored and need something to do. My royal duties can be frustrating and boring so I have decided it is time to stir up some trouble. Twilight is having too much fun with her new friends, it is time to test their friendships!

Alright, where do we get started. Twilight seems to think that by helping Applejack carry apples that she'll be able to seduce her and bang her. Seriously, since she left and doesn't get any anymore, she has to be getting so frustrated, I can see it in her eyes. She has a serious problem though, her dragon throwing those apples on the ground, which she will have to pick up later ain't helping matters any. She is going to have to buck him off of her if she wants to get Applejack in bed. What really surprised me is how once Spike found the best apple in the bunch, he eats the damn thing. I didn't think dragons liked apples or any kind of fruit. Oh well, it upset Twilight and seeing her frustrated is so adorable. What I don't get is that once her stomach starts growling so loud I could hear it up her in Canterlot, why the hell doesn't she just eat one of those apples Spike threw on the ground instead of complaining about being hungry. It's not like there was a shortage of food.

Now the time has come for Yours Truly to stir up some trouble. Deep down I know that all of Twilight's friends are going to want to go to the Gala so just to watch them bicker I only send two tickets. After all, I need something to entertain myself with. Well Applejack sees these tickets and is so excited at the prospects of going thinking that she would be able to set up a stand and sell apple treats. What she doesn't know is that she would have to apply for a peddler's permit and those aren't cheap. After all I can't have ponies making money off of a royal event without paying their due first and I don't think she could afford a permit.

Ok, I get it. I can see the importance of wanting to fix Granny's hip but still, I can't just let her set a stand up for free. If I did that, every idiot and his dog would be wanting to set up a stand at the Gala. If she knew that my sister thinks earth ponies are better than other races because of their hard work ethic, she could easily convince Luna to give her everything she dreams of and then some if she would simply ask.

Just as Applejack thinks that the ticket is her's, who comes crashing down? Rainbow Dash, the idiot who sleeps in trees. What I would like to know is how the hell she can sleep on branches without falling out more often. She sees that Twilight has an extra ticket and all of a sudden she decides that she wants to go. I wouldn't think that a tomboy such as her would want to go but oh because the Wonderbolts perform there every year, she is all giddy wanting to go. She goes talking about how she would interrupt their show, showing off some of her lame street moves, impress them and then actually think they would want her as their newest member. Come on, that fancy ass strut she was talking about, any pegasus that can run could do that!

Ok, so all of a sudden Rainbow and Applejack try to convince Twilight on who has the better reason for getting the ticket. What makes me sick is that Twilight would even consider Rainbow's reason for wanting the ticket comparable to the reason Applejack wants it. Applejack wants it so she can help out the farm and help get Granny's hip replaced while Rainbow just wants it for her own selfish desires. What a conceited, narcissistic bitch. If I were Twilight I would have told Rainbow she is a selfish bitch and that she should go drown herself in a lake but that's just me.

Next up we have Pinkie Pie wanting the ticket. Once she sees the ticket she violates every noise ordinance in Ponyville going on and on about how she wants to go. Would somepony but a muzzle on that bitch? Come on, you can't be violating noise ordinances and get away with it. I tell you, she knows absolutely nothing about parties in Canterlot, especially the Gala. She thinks they are all fun and games like parties everywhere else in Equestria. She is going to be in for a huge surprise when she sees it is nothing more than a social gathering for the snobbiest ponies in the land and a complete waste of my time. Now that I think about it, why the hell do I even throw this event when it is just a waste of time and money.

Well, Pinkie's ruckus draws the attention of Rarity, who notices the tickets and seems to be immediately drawn to them. Of course she gets all dreamy eyed over the prospect of getting to go to the Gala. She goes on about how she could meet him. She acts all dreamy at the prospect of meeting and whoring herself out to my nephew, Prince Blueshit. Oh yes, she thinks they will meet, fall in love, screw all night long and get married. *Ugh....gag me!* Rarity is going to be in for a very nasty surprise when she discovers what an ass he is and that she can't marry him. I say that because he is so in love with himself that he actually married himself and unfortunately for Rarity, polygamy is illegal in Equestria.

Next up we have Fluttershy and that demonic rabbit of her's come along. What I hope to be a meal one of these days grabs the tickets and takes them to Fluttershy. She sees them and seems to think they are perfect, perfect for her to go and harass MY animals. She has her own dream of going in and wooing my animals into being best friends with her forever. What she doesn't know is that my animals hate everypony except me. Yes I know Fluttershy's special talent is communicating with animals but she'll likely get pissed when my animals think she is a meddlesome bitch who needs to mind her own business.

Well along come Applejack and Rainbow again, which leads to everypony bickering over who should get the ticket and causing Twilight a lot of undue stress. While Twilight left me and can be a bitch at times, I felt a teeny tiny bit sorry for her. I should have flown down to Ponyville, grabbed her and despite still having that image of her with her mane and tail screwed up, took her into my sleeping chambers and made her feel better, but I'm getting too much enjoyment out of this!

Twilight finally has had enough of her bitchy friends and sends them packing, well for now anyway. Get this, she is still bitching about being hungry when she could have ate like ponies used to a long time ago, she could have just ate some grass. But oh no, miss bitchy pants is too good for that! She has to go waste government funds at some fancy ass restaurant that is too cheap to carry gems for a dragon. She orders a daffodil and daisy sandwich. Yuck, the very thoughts of that make me want to vomit! How in Equestria could she stand to eat that? She may as well just eat Rarity's shit if she'll lower herself to eating crap like that.

Now her friends start to do favors for her to try and get her to give them the ticket. Rainbow is nice enough to kick a hole in the clouds to keep Twilight from getting soaked but oh no, Twilight just had to bitch about it saying she wouldn't accept favors. Rainbow zips up the cloud, she gets soaked and her lunch gets ruined. Hey Twilight, you could have at least waited until you finished that nasty sandwich to tell Rainbow to close it. Oh well, I got to see Twily in her hottest, sexiest form. I can't help it, seeing her soaking wet makes me so hot and bothered!

Now it's Rarity's turn. She takes Twilight and Spike in to her boutique. Despite claiming that she didn't want Twilight to get a cold, I know the real reason she had the two go in, and unfortunately for Spike, it was not for them to screw all day long. At first it seemed like Rarity genuinely cared about Twilight's well being but then her true colors show. She puts a "dress" if you can even all it that on Twilight and then low and behold, she has made one exactly like it for herself! Rarity must have thought that if they whored themselves out together that she could get twice the fun. What Rarity doesn't know is that Twilight only likes mares, which doesn't seem to be the case with her.

Finally Twilight decides to grow a brain and get out of Rarity's wannabe lingerie shop and is instantly greeted by Applejack, with a whole lot of food. Just swallow your pride and eat some bitch. Nopony ever said that if you ate some of Applejack's food you would be forever in her debt and have to give her the ticket. I swear, for as smart as you are supposed to be you don't have one ounce of common sense, but then again, neither does Twinkleshine or any other student I have banged. Poor Applejack, she slaves over a stove making all that delicious food and my bitchy purple student basically tells her to go fuck herself.

Guess what, Fluttershy has committed a crime in order to butter Twilight up. She breaks into the library and starts cleaning it. She isn't the only one guilty of breaking an entering, her demon rabbit is guilty too. If I didn't think I still had a chance of getting Fluttershy to return to pleasing me, I would banish her to the moon and put Angel in a stew. Of course Twilight gets home and is frustrated when she sees her friend doing something nice for her. What surprises me is that Angel, the greediest little demon rabbit in the universe, even had a salad for her, which she turns down. I swear, Twilight is so bull headed, she bitches about being hungry yet turns down every meal offered to her. It would have served her right if she would have never got any food and starved to death.

Of course Twilight leaves and is greeted by Pinkie, who does nothing to help her. She just breaks out into song and informs the whole damn town that Twilight has an extra ticket to the Gala. Now Twilight has a mob chasing after her. I couldn't help but laugh as all of a sudden everypony wanted to be her best friend and help her with anything and everything. Memo to Daisy, Twilight doesn't have a garden! She's a bucking librarian, not a gardener.

Well she and Spike get cornered and Twilight must be better with teleportation than I thought. She freaks out so much that she zaps both of them back into the library. She turns all the lights off and suddenly not only is it dark in the library, it is dark outside as well. She turned MY sun off! Who the hell does she think she is? If I didn't have further uses for her, I would banish her to the moon. Well the lights magically come back on, probably the work of Rarity, and there are all of her friends waiting for her, like some sort of stalker.

For starters I would like to know how the hell Fluttershy got a blue wing. Did she dye it that color or did she bite off one of Rainbow's and sew it on herself? Twilight finally has enough and starts screaming that she can't decide. Of course this causes her friends, well most of them anyway to realize their wrongs and say they didn't want the ticket anymore, EXCEPT for the most arrogant pony of all time, Rainbow Crash, oops, I mean Rainbow Dash.

Applejack is able to make Rainbow see that she is being a selfish bitch so she says she doesn't want it anymore either. Well Twilight decides to send the tickets back saying that if they all can't go, she doesn't want to go either. I thought to myself, "alright, I've toyed with them enough. I'll send them all tickets and maybe I can get them all in my sleeping chambers at once. After all, a seven mare orgy sounds really exciting! We can all make Rarity see that mares are better!"

Well I send a message back and send them six tickets. What is funny is that the little bastard who constantly said he didn't want any part of that girly-fru-fru Gala junk is sad when he doesn't get one. So I decide to be nice and send him one. He pretends to be all upset but is really happy. Well, now just a few months until the Gala and hopefully I can have tons and tons of fun!