Alright, now here we go on to part two. Yadah, yadah, yadah, yes Hub, we know what the highlights of part one were, so lets move on.

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Alright, so I was standing there invisible watching the events unfold. My sister was laughing and causing lightning to flash inside the building. I was thinking, "Come on little sister, burn this baby down, it is an eyesore." But then the damn mayor had to order the royal guard to seize her because she was the only one who knew where I was.

While that was true that mane dying dingbat had no clue I was in there, well nor did anypony else except my sister. My sister's eyes turn white and her energy knocks the royal guard backwards. Ok, it is time to get different guard ponies. They are obviously pussies if they can't even handle a pony looking at them. My sister then turns into her purple mist and takes off. Alright, the first part of our plan to rid me of Twilight worked. The arrogant rainbow maned pony took off after her thinking she could actually catch her. That is your typical athlete though, all muscle and speed yet absolutely no brains or common sense. I mean come on girl, you aren't going to catch a fast moving purple mist.

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So Twilight heads off to the library and starts digging through all the books trying to find the book on The Elements of Harmony. I found it amusing how she kept digging through the books throwing them on the floor. For a pony who is allegedly so smart she sure was stupid when it came to finding a book in a small library. Those who will soon be her friends barge into the place and interrogate her. What I found funny that it was Pinkie, not Twilight, who found the book. Twilight asks her how she found it with the thoughts that an earth pony whose number one priority is partying couldn't find a book. I love Pinkie's response. "It was under E!"

I just realized something, the shelving system at the Canterlot library is horribly complex, no wonder even I can't find shit in there. I have decided that the common sense approach the previous librarian here used will be much more effective. Then of course later on Twilight had to fuck it up when she would reshelve the damn place every other day. Alright, enough of my rant involving Twilight's idiotic shelving system.

Well they finally discover where they can find the elements, at the old castle Luna and I have. Twilight says, "The ruins are in what is now..." then the all say the Everfree Forest in unison. They sound scared to death as they say it. One would think they were marching into Tartarus to have a hoof to paw fight with Cerberus. Well they head on in nervously but soon they will be in for a big surprise. My purple mist sister somehow manages to get herself into the rock that makes up part of a cliff. Well Twilight's soon to be friends get to talking about how unnatural the forest is when Rainbow tries acting like hot shit prowling around saying nopony who has ever went in has come out.

As soon as she finishes saying this, my sister sped out of the rock causing the cliff to give way. Well Rainbow kept Pinkie from falling while Fluttershy kept Rarity from falling. Twilight begins to slide down when Applejack, who managed to hold on to a small vine further up slid down to keep her from plummeting to her death (damn you Applejack). Well AJ then looks up and sees that the two pegasus ponies are ready to catch Twilight when she lets go of her. Applejack was telling Twilight to let go and everything would be ok. She was reluctant for a while but she finally let go. Rainbow and Fluttershy did catch her, although for a minute I thought Fluttershy was going to drop her. If she would have, I would have reversed the invisibility spell, scooped up Fluttershy, took her back to Canterlot and made sweet love to her.

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Next my sister turns into a thorn and rams herself into the paw of a manticore, which naturally pissed it off. Well Twilight and her soon to be friends run into it. I would have thought Rainbow would have been the first one to go and piss it off more but it wasn't, it was Rarity. Well she punches it and what does it do? It roars so loudly and with such force that it screws up that pretty mane of her's. Well forget her, I'm completely turned off to her now as well. Fluttershy tries telling them to wait but next AJ tries to ride that thing like it is a bull. End result? She can't ride it for eight seconds, so that was a failure on her part. Next up, Rainbow goes up to it and starts flying around him really fast, thinking that would calm him down. What an idiot. He just flings his tail and knocks her out of her wannabe tornado. Then all of a sudden Twilight tries to be all badass, she snorts and then acts like she is going to charge at him.

Finally Fluttershy gets them to stop. She smells his paw and he opens it up. Like the kind, sweet pony she is she is able to reassure him that it would only hurt for a second. Well she bites it and removes it from his paw. He grabs her and roars loudly. Next thing you know he is licking her hair and purring. Hell even I can't get a manticore to purr! Now if I can get Fluttershy to purr for me at the Gala, I'll be all set!

Next up my sister manages to fit herself into some trees, causing them to have scary looks on their faces. This scared all of them but one. It was quite funny that Rainbow, who I would think would attack the trees, got scared. It was Pinkie who just walked up to them and laughed at them. At first it was funny but then she had to break out into a song. Ugh, would someone but a muzzle on that bitch? If there is one thing I hate, it is ponies other than myself singing. After all, we all know how hot my singing is. She gets her friends to start laughing with her and soon Nightmare Moon decides to head off to her next target, which I think was the funniest.

I am assuming she was heading towards the castle I used to share with her but on the way she rips half of this river serpent's mustache off. Well he causes the river to flow so fast and causes so many rapids that Twilight and company couldn't cross. Twily hears him throwing a fit and asks him what is wrong. I swear, I have never seen any creature so flamboyant. He starts crying about a purple cloud of smoke ripping half of his "beloved moostache" clean off. I'm surprised they didn't hear me I was laughing so loud.

Give me a break, I didn't know such pathetic and weak minded creatures existed in MY kingdom. I am thinking perhaps I should have him killed for being an embarrassment to Equestria. He splashes them all with water and they look pissed but then little miss generosity rips one of his scales off and cuts part of her tail off. She fuses it into his face giving him a multi-colored mustache. Oh well, her tail is hideous to start with, it improved her looks dramatically. They then cross the river since the drama serpent calmed down.

Next up is the bridge leading up to our old castle. Twilight decides to charge towards it but soon finds herself about to fall off another cliff but Rainbow just had to save her, dumb bitch anyway. Well my sister decides to transform herself into three ponies known as the Shadowbolts. At first I thought Rainbow was going to say "the hell with loyalty, I'll join them instead of fixing the bridge." Too bad she didn't join them, I was starting to think eternal night wouldn't be that bad. But then she fixes it and tells the rest that she would never abandon them. Yeah right, I'm sure had they offered her a few bits she would have flown off and forced Fluttershy to fix the bridge. Had Rainbow abandoned them, just think of all the cold, dark days and nights that Fluttershy could have kept me warm! Well I guess I can't win them all.

Next they head into the old castle and discover the element stones. Twilight is so happy when she runs into them but her friends realize there are only five. They seem skeptical but in her I'm hot shit voice she tells them to stand back because she doesn't know what will happen. Well they leave while she starts putting energy into the stones thinking it will make them roar to life and cause the sixth to appear. I can't believe that she actually thought that just because the five stones were together that the sixth one would appear. Come on Twily, you honestly think using your magic on five stones is going to make the sixth one appear? I guess you aren't that bright after all! Go on and be Rarity's ho, I don't want your dumb ass anymore.

My sister then enters in her mist form and starts to make the element stones encircle her. Twilight jumps in the mist and is transported to another part of the castle. Upon arriving there was Nightmare Moon, my beloved sister, standing there levitating the elements. What happens next proves to me that Twilight is as arrogant as Rainbow. She lights up her horn and starts charging at my sister. I mean come on Twilight, you think you're going to beat my sister like that? She will mop the floor with you, she will kill you and feast on your nasty corpse!

Twilight then teleports past my sister to where the element stones are. She uses her horn to try to pump magic into them, AGAIN. My sister then looks badass as she heads over to get Twilight away from the elements. Twilight is then thrown backwards but the stones still have some magic in them causing my sister to be nervous. Come on little sister, there are only five of them and they are just sparking a bit with magic. The magic dies and then the funniest thing happens. Nightmare Moon rears up on her hind legs and then slams her front ones down, shattering the stones. Twilight's jaw drops and her face had the look of ultimate defeat. I wanted to reverse the invisibility spell, approach her and shout, "You FAILED Twilight. I should have never allowed a pathetic loser like you into my school!" I would have then looked at my sister and continued, "Come on sis, let me grab Fluttershy and we can go back to Canterlot and have a threesome."

But then what happens, the other five come and Twilight hears their voices. All of a sudden she realizes that they are truly friends. This was a most unfortunate event because when she started telling my sister about how they got them past every obstacle she threw at them, the broken stones suddenly start to float and fly towards the pony they represent. Twilight looks like she is going to cry when she says that she suddenly realized that they were her friends. Damn it, the elements form and the magic stone forms above her head. She starts to lecture my sister, dumb bitch anyway. Then she unleashes the same rainbow upon her that I unleashed upon her a thousand years ago. It doesn't cause her to be banished though, it causes her to be transformed back into Luna.

At first Twilight and her friends are admiring their necklaces and Twilight's tiara, except for Rarity who had her tail restored. Ugh, gag me. Then I decide the time has come to reveal myself. The sun rises, I reverse the invisibility spell and reveal myself to them. Twilight comes running up to me in a way that says she wants her and I to have fun basically idolizing me. I have to be nice to her friends and give her the "let's have fun tonight sexy girl" reaction. Then I blab about friendship to them (gag me). After that I walk over to my sister to discover that she has been reduced to being a filly, at least she returns to being a mare by the Luna Eclipsed episode. Her and I have some sappy ass moment before we all return to Ponyville to be greeted by the whole damn town.

After the little ceremony where a couple baby pegasi give Luna a wreath of flowers I see Twilight looking sad. I am thinking to myself, "Damn it, now I'm gonna have to really give you a good time tonight. All I'll be able to remember is that hideous hairstyle the rainbow maned pegasus gave you."

I ask Twilight if she wasn't happy to return to her studies in Canterlot and her response made me happy as a lark. She said that she finally discovered friendship and now she has to leave her friends. I then remember how in the beginning I told her to make friends. I realized that she had accomplished the mission I sent her down to this dump for. So I decide to make her study friendship down here so I can move on to hotter and sexier ponies. She hugs me since I allow her to stay and then the episode ends. But that wasn't the end of the sequences of what happened that day.

Remember how I said that I was going to wait until the Gala to take Fluttershy's virginity? Well I just couldn't help myself so after everything calmed down, I seduced Fluttershy with my sexy body and some sweet singing. She lead me over to her cottage and we made hot, sweet love all night long. Yeah I had to let Luna handle my duties but hey, taking Fluttershy's virginity was all worth it. I'm surprised we didn't keep the whole damn country up that night with as loud as she was! I told her that she would have to come up every weekend to Canterlot and have threesomes with me and Twinkleshine. I warned her that if she refused, that I would butcher her and mail her remains to her friends. That got her to obey me. Now every Friday and Saturday night, your overlord and queen gets threesomes and boy are they fun. Now leave me alone you pathetic serfs, I have mares to do and things to see.