Yeah, yeah, yeah Hub. We all know what just happened a few minutes ago, no need to go reminding everypony of it. Hell the way they act you'd think it was a week ago or so. As promised, here we go with part two of "The Return of Harmony."

Well it is a horrid day in Canterlot now, two of my lovelies and their not so sexy friends have become the opposite of what they are, chocolate rain is falling and Twilight is getting mocked by Discord. I feel so bad for the poor thing. If someauthor would let me change things up a bit, I would bring her up here and make her feel all better. Well if she fails because she is too distraught, it ain't my fault, it will be the fault of an uptight author!

Oh boy, thanks to Discord and his taunting, my girls are now fighting with one another and are representing their new, not so pleasant Elements....well except for Twilight who has yet to be corrupted. You know Twilight, you can claim he ain't playing fair but Discord doesn't know the meaning of the world "fair." Look Twily, I know you're upset he took the maze away before you found the Elements but I'm going to give you some advice. Simply tell your friends you're done with them, come up to my sleeping chambers and make me happy!

Now Discord has a moron moment, he takes my Twily back to their moment in the throne room to listen to what he said again and now my sexy student has figured out Discord's riddle, the Elements are somewhere in Ponyville. Now why couldn't Discord have just said that they were in MY favorite place instead? That's right, because he even has to make my life miserable by denying me the girls that I need to function properly!

Now that my Twily has figured things out, it is time for her and her so-called friends to return to Ponyville without coming up and paying me tribute if you know what I mean. Well guess what, I'm going to punish her in one way or another and even thought the thoughts of a male watching me and one of my girls getting it on repulses me, if he isn't defeated I'll just have Discord record me punishing Twilight and then send it out across Equestria as a PSA....do not deny your sexy Sun Goddess what she wants or you may not like what will happen!

Ok, enough about me maybe having Discord record me punishing my Twily. Now that they are on the way home some of those long legged rabbits trample Twilight into the ground. Bravo rabbits, bravo....that will teach Twilight a lesson, maybe she will pay me tribute before she leaves in the future.

What the hell? Now Discord is playing with my sun and Luna's moon and neither one of us are very happy princesses right now. I swear, I really wish that my sister and I were still tied to the Elements instead of Twily and her so-called friends. Instead of us turning gray and becoming the opposites of our true selves, we could have turned him back into stone in ten seconds flat but oh no, the writers just couldn't leave well enough alone now could they?

Enough about how Luna and I would be able to turn Discord back to stone in nothing flat, it looks like my girls are arriving in Ponyville so more fun antics are sure to ensue! Now my Twily is trying to convince her friends to go into the library and they are suddenly losing all their color and getting worse! This is horrible because Fluttershy will likely be horrible in bed now! I have got to do something to save my number one lovely!

Well they have gone inside the library and Fluttershy has become an even bigger bitch, she has dumped water all over Spike and woke him up. Wait a minute, why should I care? Oh well, moving on and now Fluttershy has dumped water on Twilight and said that she is soaking wet and clueless. Sweet, my dream has come true and since StormLuna is distracted by the Winnipeg game, I'm going to try a little something.

"Don't even try it Celestia."

"Hey, I thought you were distracted by the Winnipeg game!"

"They won so I'm not distracted anymore. Now do this right or I'll throw you off the project and have Luna banish you to the sun."

"No, please no! Don't do that!"

"Very well then, will you do it right?"

*grumbles* "Fine but I'll find a way to do things my way in the future."

Well I tried but back to the library. Now it looks like my Twily's friends are continuing to be total bitches to her and are now keeping the Elements of Harmony book away from Twilight. Sweet, Twilight is getting so agitated that it is adorable but when she is agitated like this, I usually try to steer clear of her. I tried something with her once when she was like this and she shoved her whole leg up in me and I tell you, that hurt like hell!

Well now, it looks like they have found the Elements of Harmony in Twilight's book and now they are off to defeat Discord so they won't ever have to talk to one another again. Well the bad news is that with Fluttershy being a brutal gray bitch and Rarity being a greedy gray bitch they won't be allowed in my chambers anymore but now I can force Twily to move home and into my sleeping chambers so perhaps things aren't going to be so bad after all.

Alright Twilight, so you and those bitchy friends of yours are going to defeat Discord with the Elements eh? Well guess what, you don't have Rainbow Crash and the friends you do have simply don't give a shit so I'm quite certain this won't work and it looks like Discord is in the same mindset and in the end it didn't work! Guess what Twily, you failed! Your friends failed too and now we are going to have eternal chaos. Hey, if Discord keeps it confined to Ponyville I don't give a shit. I know my sister will since that is where her fritters come from but I don't!

Now Discord is gloating about how he won and suddenly Twilight's friends have decided to unfriend her, if that is even possible in Equestria, and have now gone off on their separate ways, leaving my Twily all alone. That poor little thing, I'll be sure to give her some TLC when she gets her ass back home where she belongs. Wait a minute, now she has turned gray too?

Damn you Discord, you have turned ALL my lovelies and their not so attractive friends gray and Twilight will likely suck in the bedroom now since she seems to be completely hopeless now. Yeah I do have other students I can bang but still, it won't be the same without my yellow cake, lavender icing and white sprinkles.

Now when I saw Twily go gray, I knew something had to be done to try and fix that so what I did was send all of the letters Twilight had ever sent me back and make her scroll hacking pet sick. Yeah I know that may seem a little cruel but what was I supposed to do, send them to her through the mail? Hey, that would take longer and the local mail pony pissed me off here lately so I'm not giving the postal service any of my money!

Regarding Twilight and the scrolls, well she started to read them and she gained her color back and her determination back, woo-hoo! At least one lovely will still be able to put out, now it is a matter of can Twily fix her friends, defeat Discord and then get her ass in my sleeping chambers or simply be ran out of town? Either way I will get to keep her so all is good!

Ok, now for Twilight to go and fix her friends. Well she does succeed for the most part but I couldn't help but notice how they had Fluttershy tied up. What the hell happened there? Did she try to rape Twilight in a sex-crazed rage or something and Applejack had to do what she could to save Twily from a wrathful mare in heat? What matters is that they got all of them fixed, except for one....Crashie who has gone MIA and damn her hide, she is needed to help defeat Discord.

After searching just about everywhere they find her and it looks like catching her ain't going to be easy. Get this, my little ditz Fluttershy asked Rainbow if she could hold her down so Twilight could cast the memory spell on her. What an idiot, she obviously isn't the brightest bulb in the box. Sorry Flutters but I'm right, you may put out very well but that was an epic stupid moment.

Get this, Twily and her friends have put Fluttershy in charge of pulling their balloon along to catch Rainbow. Good grief, she is a horribly weak flyer and if you needed somepony to pull that balloon, you should have just came up and talked to me. I would have done it but at a price! A four mare romp and just for shits and giggles, I'd make the three unattractive ones engage in their own threesome, get it on video and sell it all across Equestria! Hey, some ponies are into ugly ones screwing one another!

Wait a minute, Twilight promises Fluttershy that she will let her dominate her and suddenly Fluttershy is flying so fast they are gaining ground, or air I should say, on Rainbow. Sweet Mother Faust, since when did she become such a strong flyer? What matters is that they caught Rainbow, Twilight cast the loyalty spell and now they're all happy again. Now the time has come for them to go and defeat Discord.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Discord, we get it. You're still gloating over their failed attempt to defeat you and think the same thing will happen again. If you had even a tenth of the intelligence I do you'd notice they aren't gray anymore and that they're all there. I do hope that they can defeat him this time, I'm getting hungry and I can't have what I'm hungry for until after the episode is over.

Well Twilight and her friends told Discord how important friendship is and then they proceeded to defeat him. Now he is turned back to stone, Ponyville is normal again and now they are up here for another overpriced, time consuming ceremony that the writers make me do for these six every time they wipe their asses correctly. Oh and speaking of them being up here, I'm sure you know what's going to happen after the episode is over, right?"

Now for one more little thing the writers are going to force me to do before I haul the sexy ones up to my chambers and send the ugly ones home, the mandatory stained glass window presentation. Ugh, I am getting so sick and tired of all these damn things being put up. Hey writers, have you ever thought that I might want to actually see outside instead of looking at images from the past?

Well shit, I'm so upset over this stained glass window thing that I'm not even in the mood now. I have made a change of plans, I decided to send them all home and I took a little vacation. I decided to go to Las Pegasus where I rented the most expensive room with the best view and with that room came cake deliveries on demand. I got my cake, I got my spectacular views and I did pick up a couple hotties for bootie calls down there so it wasn't bad at all.

Since I was able to unwind in Las Pegasus, I'm ready for the next episode and that is a good thing because I will actually get role in it for a change.