Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess and season two has begun. The good news, I'm certain to have plenty more exploits with my lovelies, bad news, I have to release one of my lovelies from my sleeping chambers. Overall though, I am in a very good mood so I will provide you with my synopsis of "The Return of Harmony: Part 1." Don't worry, I'll do part two since it would make no sense to only do half of it.

Today is actually a very good day, well sort of. The school down in Ponyville is having a field trip up here to look at the sculpture garden that is so famous and you know what that means! It means that while those foals are roaming the palace grounds, I will be engaging in some sexy times with the hottest school teacher in Equestria.

Ok, enough about my plans for Cheerilee. She has brought the three most dangerous things to my rule with her so she must be punished! Ok, about the Filly Illuminati, it seems like they aren't exactly getting along all that well and really begin to fight when they come across a stone statue of an old foe of mine from long ago. Wait a minute, is the stone starting to crack? Shit, I hope not or having some flower butt as a snack may not be on the agenda after all.

Meanwhile, down in Ponyville Rainbow is having problems with chocolate milk clouds? Now where the hell would something that unnatural come from? I get it, those stupid pegasi are trying to play jokes so guess what, I'm hiring weather mages to serve every town in Equestria and firing the pegasus ponies. It will save the country millions in annual pensions and perhaps save us from bankruptcy.

I guess I better quit making plans on saving the economy and focus on this. Apparently the chocolate milk rain isn't the only problems Ponyville is having. The corn is turning into popcorn, Applejack's apples are growing huge and now the damn rabbits are growing really long legs? I was really hoping that this would cause the sexiest pegasus to have ever roamed the earth to get distraught and need comforting but unfortunately it did not.

Along comes my sexy little student thinking that she can fix these problems with a spell but unfortunately she can't. Now normally I would punish her severely for failing at a spell but something bad has happened so I summoned them to Canterlot, all of them. I honestly wish it was just the hot ones for some sexy times but sadly, they all must come.

Now the writers will finally let me tell them what the hell happened. An old foe of mine, one that was a royal pain in the ass has escaped his stone prison and has decided to go cause problems in Ponyville. In the past Luna and I had to turn him to stone using the Elements but unfortunately, since Twily and her friends used them on my sister, they won't work for me anymore and they must use them on Discord. It seems simple enough but I have a feeling this may not go as planned.

Oh joy, the Elements are missing from Canterlot Tower and as it turns out, my foe comes to taunt me and boast about how he "borrowed" the Elements. Now I honestly think that he must not be that bright because he gave my lovelies and their unsexy friends a riddle as to where they would be. Eventually my little Twily decides that they are somewhere in the hedge maze. You know something, I think I know the REAL reason she wants to take her friends into that thing, and it ain't to find the Elements!

I wish them luck and tell my lovelies that they better not have any fun without me unless they want to be punished and sent them on their way. Now what would happen next would not make me happy. Discord decided to show up and he turned them all into earth ponies. Noooooo! Now Twily and Rarity can't give me horn sex and I can't preen Fluttershy's wings for her anymore! THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING! Ok, enough about the bad things, I better get moving if I ever want to finish this.

Eventually they headed into the maze and Discord has decided to have a little bit of fun with them. Ok Applejack, you should know that there aren't going to be apples falling in the maze because there are no trees in there but she falls into the trap and follows the apples to where she is greeted by talking piles of apples. Now I would have just told Discord to stop playing stupid games but that is just me, commoners are more likely to fall into silly traps like this.

Great, just great. Now Discord has Applejack convinced that she and her friends are going to break up because of all this. Because of that, she has lost some of her color and once Twilight finds her, she winds up lying about not talking to anypony! Well there goes her status as being the Element of Honesty. Well as long as my lovelies manage to escape that fate, I will be fine.

Next up is Pinkie who is greeted by a balloon garden. I'm standing at my window shaking my head because she should know that something that useless would NEVER be in my hedge maze. That was created for me to haul lovelies out into to have fun outside, not throw mindless parties in.

Well it looks like another one of the Element bearers are falling under Discord's spell and has turned gray. Once she is found by my oh so sexy student and Luna's favorite of those six, she is suddenly revealed as an overly paranoid grump. Hey, I have no problems with the paranoia but the grumpiness will be a problem with her being the Element of Laughter.

So far Discord has fallen two of them to fall and now I am not happy, he is targeting one of my lovelies now, with three diamonds. Yeah Discord is being a complete asshole right now but he knows exactly how to get Rarity to give up her true nature. At first I thought Rarity would be able to resist but then she just had to fall under his spell and once she is found, she has become the Element of Greed and thinks a huge boulder is a diamond.

Now for something the writers certainly couldn't show, you know how Fluttershy hid in the bushes for so long? Well she really wasn't there the whole time. She spent a lot of that time up in my chambers with me! Even as an earth pony though, she still rocked my world during the little time we had.......

"Princess Celestia!"

"What?"

"You can not say that happened because it didn't! Fluttershy hid in the hedge because she was scared, she was not rocking your world!"

"Come on, they never showed her up until that point so she could have been doing anything!"

"Sorry Celestia but you can't go claiming things that didn't happen."

"Oh fine, she just hid in the hedge like a coward then."

"There, that's better. Now get back to work."

*grumbles* "Whatever."

Ok, so Fluttershy was hiding in the hedge like a coward when she should have been up with me! Finally some butterflies, three of them to be exact drew her out and she suddenly started having a conversation with them. Of course this is Discord but what is this, is he not going to get her to change? Yes, I knew the hottest one wouldn't cave in UNTIL Discord simply touches her and decides that it was time for her to be a bitch.

Yes she lost some color but I was really hoping that when she was found by most of her friends, that she was still normal but sadly that would not be the case, she was indeed a bitch and she even slapped my still perfectly sexy Twily in the face with her tail. Now that gives me an idea, should I force them to swat each other in the face with their tails in the future? Perhaps I will but now back to the episode.

Finally Discord targets the ugliest and my least favorite of Twilight's friends, the so-called Element of Loyalty. Now it doesn't surprise me much that she was so easy to corrupt but hell, he could have simply presented her with a key to Spitfire's bedroom and she would have bailed without getting her wings back. I guess I shouldn't bitch too much though, I would bail on the scene if it meant I got my wings back too.

Well now everyone of them except my sexy little student have been corrupted. Applejack is now the Element of Dishonesty, Pinkie is now the Element of Grumpiness, Rarity is the Element of Greed, Fluttershy is the Element of Being a Total Bitch and Rainbow is the Element of Dishonesty. Well at least he hasn't got to my sexy Twily yet, she still has all her color and probably still has her ability to satisfy my appetite too!

Now Discord has made the maze disappear and is gloating over how they didn't find the Elements, how he had won. You know, I'm not a fan of eternal chaos but if he will leave Twilight alone, tell her to come up to my sleeping chambers until she loses her sex appeal and not spy on us, I'll let him off the hook. As long as I have Twilight as my slave, that is all that will really matter!

One good thing though, Twily and Rarity got their horns back and Fluttershy got her wings back! That is a relief because I seriously thought I'd have to force one of my other students to give me horn sex, one of which I am a bit afraid of.

Despite there being chaos all over the place, the castle chef has just brought me a cake so while I feast on it, I shall take a short break. Don't worry folks, I'll do part two as well!