Greetings citizens of Equestira, this is thy Princess of the Night and our take on The Best Night Ever.

Ok, for starters we do not attend this event as we find it most unpleasant. What we did do though was cast an invisibility spell upon ourselves and monitor it. Unlike our sister who likes to comment on every last detail, we shall just give a general synopsis on it.

Our dear friend Applejack was only able to sell one apple pie and the rest of the Gala was awful for her. Once our sister is preoccupied with something else, we shall go into the treasury and take her a few thousand bits. Granny Smith needs that hip replaced, they need their roof fixed and they could use a few new plows.

Pinkie Pie couldn't get the rich jerks to have fun. It is no wonder that we hast no desire to spend time with them.

Fluttershy made our sister's animals most angry. We feel bad for her but even we can't get our sister's animals to approach us. We get along better with timberwolves than our sister's animals.

Rainbow Dash was being most annoying and couldn't realize that she wasn't going to get into the Wonderbolts with a few slick moves.

Rarity is an idiot. She should know that our nephew would have no use for her. We wish to share a little secret with thee. When he was born, our sister could tell he would be evil so she neutered him. So even if Rarity was able to hook up with him, no foals could be created.

Twilight is too clingy to our sister yet we have known this ever since we returned from the moon. We do hope that one day she will become a bit more independent so our sister can relax.

The last thing we learned was that Spike almost ate Donut Joe out of house and home. We don't care though as we find his treats most disgusting. Applejack's treats are far better.

And the guard did relay our sister's message to us. We are most suspicious of our sister's claims as we hear much moaning and squealing coming from her room but we are most scared of what we would discover if we barged in. Besides, we find doing Celestia's duties as most enjoyable. It will be most fun when we decide to scrap the summer sun celebration and replace it with the Winter Moon Celebration!

One a side note, we nearly started a war with Saddle Arabia over a trade disagreement. Once we banished their ambassador to the sun, they knew not to mess with thy Princess of the Night so all is most fine!