Celestia's Views
Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Green Isn't Your Color
Previous Chapter Next ChapterHello my beloved serfs, this is your Supreme Dictator Celestia again and you know what, you have been good little serfs so I shall share my views on "Green Isn't Your Color" with you!
Well what seems to be a rather normal situation for her is going on, Rarity is in the spa and so is Fluttershy. I just hope that they don't do things in there that they shouldn't be doing. After all, I have decided that Fluttershy can only have so much fun with her friends, approximately 49.9% of the amount that she has with me. Well I decide to cast my invisibility and teleport spell so I can keep an eye on them.
Good grief Rarity, all you can do is brag on yourself. Photo Finish compliments you on your hideous hat and all of a sudden you think you're hot shit? You think she is going to make you the most popular designer in Equestria? Don't count on it but knowing her she will have some sort of plan and chances are I won't like it. So now she is going to try to dress Fluttershy in her slutty outfits to get recognition. Now of course my sexy pegasus doesn't want to expose herself like that. Eventually though, Rarity begs her to the point where she gives in. I'll tell you this much, if I find even one picture of Fluttershy in something revealing, Rarity will be dead. I'm sure I can find some other generous unicorn to take her place.
Well now Rarity has Fluttershy in her boutique and is getting her ready for a photo shoot. Wow, I don't believe it! The dress Rarity has her in is actually quite modest, a whole lot more modest than what most models across Equestria wear. She must know that I am keeping an eye on her and realizes that my beloved Fluttershy is not to be exposed.
Ok, now this is pathetic. Spike is allowing himself to be used as a pin cushion. Guess what Spike, that ain't going to get you in Rarity's coat so why don't you just give it up already? Ok, now it is time for Spike to share a secret with Twilight and Pinkie, "I have a crush on Rarity!" Well no shit Spike, everypony who watches the show knew that from the first time you saw her! Good grief, what do you think those two are, stupid or something?
Well Photo Finish arrives with her envoy and begins to take pictures. Ugh, I can't stand Photo Finish. She waltzes around acting like she is Faust's gift to the world. Everypony knows that there is only one pony who is Faust's gift to this world and that is me! Well the photo shoot starts and apparently Photo Finish wants Fluttershy to look like a submissive doormat in all the pictures because she won't take pictures of her looking confident. Now this is really pissing me off. The only one Fluttershy should ever look submissive towards is me! She should not be portrayed that way to every hack in Equestria.
Well the photo shoot ends and Rarity thinks things didn't go well since the hot shot photographer didn't take many pictures. Oh well, I don't think Fluttershy should have her image appearing everywhere. Now Photo Finish comes back and announces she has found the newest fashion star in Ponyville. It isn't Fluttershy who celebrates, it is Rarity. Now she is bouncing around her boutique like she does when I give her the privilege of dominating me in the bedroom, which is very rarely! What is sad though is that Spike doesn't care that she is jumping up and down on his tail, despite it obviously being painful for him. This is just another sign that he is truly pathetic. Hell she could probably hold a knife to his throat and he'd still want to screw her.
The next day arrives and Rarity is certain that she will soon become the most popular fashionista in all of Equestria, so popular that she'll be able to afford dragon repellent. Guess what Rarity, that won't be happening. While that outfit you put on Fluttershy is the embodiment of modesty, it won't impress Photo Finish. Now for a crushing blow to Rarity's ego, it is Fluttershy who will be the new fashion star, it will be her who shines across all of Equestria, not you!
Alright, now Rarity is having a meltdown. She decides to make a simple black cloak and begins talking about going into exile. Well I can think of one place where she can go into exile. She can come up here, move into my sleeping chambers and keep me happy for years, well until she loses her sex appeal and starts going through menopause. After that, yuck, I will throw her out!
Poor Fluttershy, getting dragged off to face who knows what kind of horrors. I swear, when they are putting the blush on her can't they make up their minds on how much they want on her? It is obvious that Fluttershy is getting frustrated so I guess I know where I'll be tonight! One thing I didn't know, and I probably should, is how tiny her sneezes are. They're nothing like mine that's for sure!
I decided to pay Rarity a little visit. She was crying her eyes out, kind of like how she does when I decide to simply make her watch me and Twilight get it on. Well we had a little bit of fun but she was too distraught to make it really enjoyable so I decided to go see Twilight and of course with her, whether she is happy, sad or distraught, my presence always makes her feel better.
Well it's photo shoot time for Fluttershy. Here Photo Finish thinks that she is going to be happy and excited, well she doesn't know Fluttershy very well. She is nervous and Photo Finish thinks it is ridiculous. Well what can you expect from a pony who has been an attention whore since she was five? Well Fluttershy goes out on the runway but she does marvelously, the ponies love her. Soon images of her will be used by advertisers everywhere. Wait a minute, I just realized they probably won't pay her royalties for using her image and if they don't, I will make sure she gets her money....even if it means using torture! Nopony cheats my sexy Fluttershy and gets away with it!
Now the advertising is coming out with Fluttershy's image. I am keeping track of this. I won't go after Sweet Apple Acres because I'm assuming since Applejack is a friend of her's, Fluttershy gave her permission to use her image. Everypony else though, they'll pay dearly for this!
Ok, now I know Fluttershy hates attention but why would she walk through town without any disguising clothing on? She is a star now, everypony and their pet is going to harass her. Suddenly everypony is chasing after her and she can't get away from the cameras. She finally finds refuge in Rarity's boutique. That was obviously hell on Rarity. It is quite obvious that she is jealous of Fluttershy but she tries to put on a happy face and you'd think she would be able to tell Fluttershy was miserable. But of course Fluttershy MUST, SHE MUST, SHE MUST do this for Rarity. I was going to go tell Rarity to tell Fluttershy that she didn't HAVE to do it so everypony would be happier, but I decided against it. I figure if Fluttershy is more stressed out, she'll need me around to unwind more.
Well Fluttershy's refuge wouldn't last for long. Photo Finish hunts her down and drags her off. Good gravy you whore, can't you just leave her alone for a bit? Unfortunately the answer to that was no and poor Rarity, ponies come in looking for Fluttershy. You know what Bon Bon, there is no need for you to be such a bitch when Rarity tells you she is having a sale. Oh yes, you and Berry Punch just had to go see if you could get in Fluttershy's coat didn't you? I'm thinking, just to stir up some trouble I should tell Lyra that her marefriend wants Fluttershy. That would be quite entertaining. I wonder if those two ever fight and if they do, I wonder how kinky the make up sex is? I've always heard it is really kinky. I've heard the same is true about hate sex, so maybe Bon Bon and Rarity should have an intimate encounter sometime. The hateful sexy times would be quite hot!
Well now Rarity is at the spa waiting for Fluttershy and my sexy little Twily shows up. I'm wondering, I didn't see any of the spa ponies around so perhaps things happened that they couldn't show in the episode. Turns out I was right, they had hot, raunchy sex right there in the spa and I wasn't invited! Now both of them are going to pay. I've always wanted to get laid in that spa and now I'm jealous!
Now for what they could show. Rarity admits to Twilight that she is jealous of Fluttershy's fame, well no shit! Everypony already knows that. Shame on you Rarity, you want her bright star to burn out? How could you even think that? Fluttershy is supposed to be your "best friend!" Let me guess, you're afraid Fluttershy won't want you as her "bestie" anymore once she becomes the hottest supermodel in all of Equestria.
Now on to more important topics, Rarity makes Twilight Pinkie Promise that she won't tell Fluttershy about her jealousy. First it is Spike's secret she has to keep and now she has Rarity's. Hmmm....how well will she do at keeping these? Oh and Twilight, next time you do the Pinkie Promise, close your eye when you say "stick a cupcake in my eye." You are supposed to be one of the smartest ponies in Equestria and you fail to do the simplest of things.
Rarity leaves and now the hot and sexy Fluttershy shows up. Poor Fluttershy, I heard her and Rarity were going to have fun in the sauna but oh no, Photo Finish just had to make her miss it. That is the REAL reason she was so agitated, well I'm sure her hating modeling had something to do with it too. Oh, and now Fluttershy makes Twilight promise not to tell Rarity that she hates modeling. Now Twily has three secrets to keep. Can she do it? I've decided that if she can, sexy times will ensue and I'll let her dominate me! If not, sexy times will still ensue but I'll be the one in charge and after I'm done, Twinkleshine can have her way with her.
Now Fluttershy brings up something that gives Twilight and idea. What if the ponies didn't like her anymore? What Twilight does next is a stroke of genius. Since Fluttershy can't do anything unattractive on her own, which I know all too well!, Twilight will use her magic to make it happen. This should be quite interesting. Either way, I know Fluttershy will be distraught and I'll have to make her feel better, which makes both of us feel better!
Now it's time for the fashion show. There's that smug ass Photo Finish there along the runway, with that pompous ass smile on her face. What I wouldn't do to rip those sunglasses off of her and smack the shit out of her. I wonder, why does she always wear those things? Is she missing an eye and would look downright hideous without them? Oh well, on to more important matters. Twilight is briefing Fluttershy on what is going to happen and Fluttershy seems to like the idea.
The music starts and Fluttershy heads out on the runway. Now here comes little miss jealous in an incredibly hideous dress and an even more hideous hat. Ugh, sometimes I wonder about Rarity. She is jealous as hell but she still wants to go see Fluttershy shine. Now the fun part begins. Twilight uses her magic and suddenly Fluttershy is doing all sorts of things! Barking like a dog, flying upside down, scratching herself, picking her nose. Now everypony is booing her and Photo Finish just had a coronary. You'd think those idiot ponies would know some external force was influencing Fluttershy.
Just as Fluttershy thought her nightmare was over, Rarity starts cheering "Bravo!" Oh good grief, other ponies see what she is wearing and now they applaud Fluttershy's altered performance as well. Poor Fluttershy, now she is even more popular? This is terrible! What if she was to become more popular than me? Nah, why should I worry? Nopony will ever be more popular than your sexy Sun Goddess!
Now Fluttershy is complaining to Twilight and Rarity comes along, trying to comfort her. Now finally, Rarity admits her jealousy to Fluttershy and now Fluttershy admits her hating modeling to Rarity. It was funny as they were talking though, the measures Twilight took to prevent herself from spilling the beans first. I wonder, was that dirt very tasty? Ponyville must be rubbing off on her, I heard some ponies there eat dirt but you'd never catch me doing it, ugh that is just gross!
Ok, Photo Finish shows up and starts saying what Fluttershy did was brilliant. It was not brilliant, it was just her being controlled by my sexy purple student. Now that she doesn't have to worry about Rarity being mad at her, Fluttershy tells Photo Finish to go fuck herself when she brings up all these new photo shoots. (Well in the unedited version anyway)
Twily was doing so good at keeping those secrets and then she just has to yell "Spike has a crush on Rarity!" around Photo Finish. Memo to Twilight, Photo Finish doesn't give a shit. She has much bigger issues right now, such as finding a new model. Small issues like a horny little dragon wanting to bang Rarity don't mean shit to her.
Now back in the spa, Twilight reads her message off to Spike and yeah I get it. You learned that sometimes being afraid to tell the truth will make your life miserable. Well guess what Twilight, you will be dominated tonight, by both me and Twinkleshine. As far as Rarity and Fluttershy go, I'm pretty sure they will have plenty of fun tonight. Oh and Spike, just send the damn message rather than doing anything you can to bang Rarity. Tonight is Fluttershy's turn, tomorrow night is Twilight's, after that it is me and then Rarity will be having fun with all three of us! She ain't into BABY dragons so get over it!
Now be gone all of you, I need to go inform Twinkleshine that her and I will be dominating Twilight tonight. I'm sure she will be very excited over this, she loves to dominate Twilight, but then again who doesn't?
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