Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again. Well you have all been good, well for the most part, you have all paid your taxes and nopony has bashed me in the papers so I will give you my synopsis of "The Show Stoppers."

Another lovely day has arrived in Ponyville and Applejack is leading the Filly Illuminati to a secluded part of the farm. Is she going to spank them over something? Did they steal some apples or try to kill a pig in the name of getting a cutie mark. Oh well, if she does I'm sure it was warranted. Actually no, she has decided the time has come for those fillies to have a clubhouse.

Great, just great. Now they are going to have a place to make plans on over throwing the government. There is one good thing though, one of the windows faces Canterlot so I can keep tabs on them. There is just one problem though, their clubhouse is in horrible shape. I would think that thing should be condemned, not given to fillies or anypony else for that matter!

Now this is something I am having a hard time believing actually happened. Apple Bloom has transformed a pile of scrap wood into what looks like a clubhouse built by professional builders. Now why the hell did she not earn her cutie mark for this? Why did she not get a hammer cutie mark and be destined to be a carpenter? I get it, the writers don't want to wipe out an important part of the show just a few episodes after they joined forces so they can try to depose me.

Oh boy, the fillies have a map of Ponyville and guess what they are going to try and do? If you guessed go to various places and do dumb shit to try and get a cutie mark, you are right. Ok, first they go to the barn and feed the pigs. Sorry girls but feeding pigs will not get you a cutie mark. Want to know why? Any dumb hack can feed pigs, hell even a mule could feed them, a mule!

Next up is dying mane. I have a feeling that this will only lead to disaster and of course I was right. That poor mare! Her mane is ruined, absolutely ruined. Luckily for her the spa ponies' mane stylist was in that day so she was able to get it fixed before she embarrassed herself in front of too many ponies.

The mane dying attempt was a nice try but the next three are ridiculous. Playing a stupid card game, scuba diving and climbing a rock not much bigger than them. That right there is proof that they are complete morons....especially playing that stupid card game where you try to guess what the card is. That reminds me of something that they set up in the cheat stand section of a carnival. Sorry girls but your destiny is not lowering yourself to the bottom rung of society and being a disgusting carnie.

To finish off their fruitless attempt in getting cutie marks they have gone and ruined Twilight's library. Apparently they think they can tear the place up and re-shelve the books. Unfortunately for them all they do is fuck things up and piss Twilight off. Now Cheerilee has an idea for them, compete in the school talent show. Yeah, like that will help them any but as long as it prevents them from trying to overthrow me, I'm all for it.

Now for something they couldn't show. Once the Filly Illuminati left, I teleported myself into the messed up library. I threw Spike out and then Twilight, Cheerilee and I had a whole lot of fun! As you all know Twilight is one of my lovelies but I'm thinking of adding Cheerilee to my harem. She is incredibly hot and she loves it when I am rough with her so she'll be perfect!

Enough about me adding another hot mare to my harem, I need to get back to this. It looks like the girls are getting ready for the talent show and not much exciting happens except for Scootaloo trying to come up with lyrics, "With our cutie marks we'll rock Equestria, we use our stomachs to digestia?" I must admit, I got quite the laugh out of that but I can actually relate with her. I have the sexiest voice in all of Equestria but when it comes to writing my own lyrics, I'm horrible at it!

After getting a fan and borrowing a book from Twilight, the fillies are ready for this talent show but before their performance were some others. Snips and Snails' magic act was ok but nothing to write home about and Peachy Pie and Sunny Daze did a good job reciting their favorite poem on roller skates but I do know one thing, Luna and I would have sounded a whole lot better.

Next up was the Filly Illuminati and I will say this, I think they did a great job. Yeah they had a few things go awry here and there and Scootaloo can't sing worth shit but oh well, I think it made the whole thing more interesting. In the end they won the award for the best comedy act and I will admit, they were very funny.

Now that the talent show is over and the credits are running, I can go and have round two of fun with Twilight and Cheerilee. I swear, those two are so much fun together! Cheerilee is always trying to lecture Twilight over how a certain position should be done and I am there trying to comfort her because she cries when Cheerilee lectures her! Hey, I enjoy it because it makes giving it to Twilight all the better.

Now be gone with you, I have a sexy lavender student and an extremely hot school teacher on the docket tonight and you know how I am if I don't take care of things on my docket!