Hello my beloved serfs, it is your ruthless dictator benevolent princess and do I have a surprise for you! You have all been very good, you have worshiped me as dictated by law, paid your taxes and an article showed up in the Manehattan Times about how I am the sexiest pony in existence so I will share with you my synopsis of "Stare Master."

Another day has begun in Ponyville and Rarity seems rather frantic, the type of frantic that makes me wonder if I should pay her a special visit. Well as it turns out she is freaking out over being behind on these outfits she has to make. Alright, I'm thinking that might be my fault because I did go and pay her a visit last night. I'm not sure if Sweetie Belle knew what the squealing was all about but hey, if she did that will give her a head start over her friends, right?

It looks like Sweetie wants to help and wouldn't you know it, she wound up causing a huge mess, again and now Rarity is freaking out worse than ever. That soon will be put at ease as the sexiest pegasus ever, Fluttershy, drops Opal off from her grooming. I'm going to let you in on something. Fluttershy did not take Opal to the groomer, she took her in last night so her ears would remain virgin. I don't want a kitty's ears, regardless of how mean she can be, losing their virginity.

Oh wow, that silk Rarity made is quite impressive but did she really make it? I ask this because Sweetie's friends have came over and are discussing a cutie mark planning sleep over. Oh joy, it looks like the Filly Illuminati are going to try something stupid, again, to get their cutie marks. Seriously girls? Why don't you just quit stressing over it, let it happen when it happens and enjoy the thrills of life without having ponies having high expectations from you. Well this should be interesting.

Now to that yellow silk. Sweetie Belle has apparently made them matching cloaks with their logo on it and oh no, she used the silk Rarity made! Even worse, she is claiming she made it! Well that really doesn't matter because now Rarity has to make more if she is to finish them and deliver them to Trottingham by tomorrow morning. Ok writers, you fucked up, AGAIN. Do you not know that Trottingham is across the freaking ocean? Do you really think Rarity can teleport that far, or at all! No she can not! Unless by tomorrow morning you mean late next week, it isn't going to happen.

Alright, I need to stop bitching about every little detail or I'll never get this done. Now since Rarity is going to be so busy, the Filly Illuminati's sleepover has been cancelled, well until a certain yellow pegasus really pisses me off. Get this, Fluttershy has offered to take them in for the night! How dare she, we had a hot and raunchy night planned that night and now I am one extremely angry princess. Rarity will be busy, Twilight is going into the forest to Zecora's to get some sort of herb that will make our experiences more intense and my students up here have an extremely important exam tomorrow so I guess I'll be stuck either hoofing myself or gorging myself on cake....or maybe both.

Well the evening has arrived and my Fluttershy is taking those three little "angels" into here house. Angels my white ass, they are little demon fillies who are dead set on overthrowing the government one day. I would cast them into Tartarus or banish them to the moon but I don't want to devastate three of my element bearers so I'll just have to watch my back.

Oh good grief, the moment my Flutters gets them in, they already begin thinking of things they can do to get their cutie marks. They try being carpenters, being creature catchers, pretending that playing in a chimney will make them coal miners and who knows what the animators didn't show. Hell they could have tried things fillies should not be dong and had one of them recording the other two. I know my Fluttershy has a video camera and I just hope the girls didn't find it. I'm sure if they did find it, Scootaloo would have been recording the other two and then hoped she could get a cutie mark in distributing filly porn which is against the law. If she tries that, she will wind up in the dungeon.

Alright, enough about what would get Scootaloo thrown in the dungeon. Now the girls have been put to bed but Sweetie Belle has to start yelling some lame lullaby. Oh no, now the chickens have got loose and they have to go round them up. Cutie Mark Chicken Herders? Sorry girls but that ain't happening and who wants a picture of a chicken on their ass anyway? I sure the hell wouldn't and I doubt my sister would either.

Once Fluttershy gets the chickens rounded up it is bedtime for the girls again. Oh wow, Fluttershy has decided to lay down on her couch and leave the girls upstairs! Perhaps it is time for me to pay her a visit. If we're quiet enough maybe we can have lots of fun and they'll sleep through it. Unfortunately that won't happen as they go downstairs and sneak past Fluttershy with her not even noticing! Yeah Fluttershy, you can claim nothing can get past you but this proves that is a crock of shit and there go the girls into the forest to look for a missing chicken. Yay, since they're gone maybe I can pay Fluttershy a visit after all, woo-hoo!

Unfortunately, she goes to check on the girls before I can even take off from my balcony! Damn her flank anyway! Here I thought I would get to go have some fun but oh no, she just has to go and discover the girls are gone. Even worse, she has discovered they are going into the forest. Well, I'm not going to be able to see anything unless I follow her so I do the typical invisibility and teleport spell and follow my sexy pegasus into the Everfree.

Now luckily I can see up ahead of us so I can see that the Filly Illuminati have decided to start arguing over first how to call a chicken and now are suddenly thinking that arguing is their special talent. Now I know for sure that they are idiots. Now if they were those lame humans that are part of some evil cult known as a congress in Lyra's comic books, maybe it would be. Get this, in those nations in her comic books they actually allow uninformed serfs to elect people to run their country. Now if that isn't backwards and stupid, I don't know what is.

Ok, enough about Lyra's comic books and back to this synopsis. Their arguing continues until my sexy Fluttershy finds them but before she does, she discovers that my sexy Twily has been turned to stone. Oh shit, that means there is a cockatrice on the loose. Even though I am invisible, that damn thing could still turn me into stone so I better be careful. As soon as the girls finally run into that thing, they start panicking and in their panic, they find my Twily turned to stone.

Now comes Fluttershy's time to shine. She winds up staring that thing down and even though she started to turn to stone, she was able to break out of it and forced that thing to fix Twilight and her chicken. Now those girls see Fluttershy as a hero and have vowed to listen to her from now on. Lesson number one from Fluttershy, "Hey girls, don't bug me on nights when I'm supposed to see Celestia. You know that pisses her off!"

Now Twily has found Fluttershy and seems a bit disoriented. You know, if the fillies weren't around, I'd reverse the invisibility spell and have some yellow cake with lavender icing right there in the forest! Unfortunately they are and I don't want to rob their eyes of their virginity at that young of an age. Once they reach legal age, I'll let them watch a live porno involving me, Twily and Fluttershy. I'm sure they'll enjoy that.

The next day week arrived and Rarity has returned from delivering those outfits to Trottingham. The time has come for the girls to go but Rarity just can't get them to listen. Luckily for me though Fluttershy got them to listen and they headed home. Now Rarity needed help with Opal but that didn't take long and Fluttershy told her to go home.

Now for what they couldn't show. Since I had my three lovelies with me, we all headed into Fluttershy's cottage and had lots and lots of fun! I had my yellow cake with lavender icing and white sprinkles. What made it even better is that they were so playful and feisty! This is when princess life is good, I have my lovelies whenever I want and naturally once I got back to Canterlot, I had a huge cake waiting for me too!

Now be gone you serfs, I had a long night following Fluttershy in the forest, a long day of lovely time, a late afternoon cake and then I had to set the sun. I think I'll forego supper and just hit the hay. Of course I can't forget to mention I have lovely time tonight with Colgate, my most intense lovely. I say she is intense because she has never let me dominate her, is far more assertive than the others and for some reason, she always has my mouth pried open with her aura and is staring at my teeth. I'll admit, it unnerves me a bit but I find it kinky at the same time.