Hello my beloved serfs, this is your supreme dictator Celestia and have I got a surprise for you, my views of "Suited for Success."

Ok, I have decided that Rarity is a slave driver. Opal simply meows a bit and suddenly she thinks she wants to help so she puts a pincushion in her mouth. What a bitch, Opal meows in disapproval and Rarity thinks she wants to help her more. I am seriously thinking I need to contact animal welfare. I'm sure they would find a new home for her where she wouldn't be used as slave labor. Maybe I'll give Fluttershy the honor of caring for her since she is the only one Opal likes, but it will come at a price. She must let Opal kill and eat Angel while becoming my sex slave. She is the sexiest of Twilight's friends after all.

Luckily for Opal but unfortunately for Fluttershy, Rarity made her stop helping her but she seems to be in a bad mood and this is evident when Twilight and Applejack came to visit her. I can see why Rarity would get pissed but what should have pissed her off more was what Twilight wanted, which unfortunately for her was not to get laid. She wanted her to fix a button on some ugly ass dress, and I mean an incredibly ugly ass dress. That thing looks more like something a 100 year old aristocrat would be buried in. Good thing for Twilight Rarity offers to make her a new dress. Of course at first my sexy little student declines her offer but eventually accepts it, as does Applejack and the rest of her friends.

Now Rarity has one, two, three, four, five and one for herself, six unique dresses just like that. Now for the big question, will they all be slutty outfits that will guarantee getting laid or will they be something more appropriate. Knowing Applejack though, she would definitely turn down something too promiscuous as would the rest of her friends so I suppose she only has one slutty outfit to make, her own. Now Rarity breaks into song and starts work on the outfits.

Well eventually she gets the dresses done and my goodness, they look spectacular. They look so good that even Opal likes them and we all know that if Opal finds something good, then it has to be good. What frustrates me though is that when Rarity shows her friends the outfits she worked so hard on they seem hardly impressed. Well I suppose Rarity can't win them all so she gets to work on new outfits, one that her friends will dictate how they want them as they are being made. The results of this can only lead to disaster, and they would be much more disastrous than simply being an eyesore.

Well the new dresses are done and Rarity's friends love them. Sweet mother of Faust, those things are beyond hideous. They are so bad that Opal is hissing at them. I would never tell her friends that but those things need to be burned and the ashes be banished to Tartarus. Now the absolute worst possible thing is about to happen. I don't know how he found him but Spike told Hoity Toity about the fashion show they had planned. I'm guessing that Spike was hoping he could get Rarity in bed but with what was about to happen, Rarity probably wished that she had the ability to banish others to the moon and send Spike there for all eternity.

Now fashion shows are normal up here in Canterlot, but in backwater towns like Ponyville they are treated like they are better than the zapapple jam festival. Why that is I don't know but I'll tell you one thing, you wouldn't catch me at one as they are boring as hell. Once the snobby Hoity Toity arrives Spike starts things off thinking this is going to be Rarity's rise to being the best fashionista ever, instead the opposite happens. My Twily and her friends come out in those hideous outfits, it is no wonder the fashion snob made fun of those amateurous designs and of course Rarity's reputation has now went down the toilet. Real nice Spike, Rarity is a laughingstock and your chances of ever scoring with her have plunged to ZERO.

Now poor Rarity is devastated. I'm thinking, should I pay her a visit and comfort her in her time of need or not? Despite not having got any in a week, I think I will restrain myself and leave her alone, for now anyway. If I were in that situation, I wouldn't want anypony bothering me either. Several days pass and Rarity is now contemplating going into exile. I'm thinking, I could always invite her to move to my sleeping chambers for exile, once she is out of this funk anyway because she won't be any fun if she is still devastated over this.

Well Rarity's friends hear her crying and talking about going into exile and decide that something must be done to get her back to her normal self so they finish the dress she had started on for herself. Today I learned something new, I learned that Fluttershy has a good amount of knowledge when it comes to sewing. Perhaps I should invite her up to the palace to sew together new curtains. After all, the ones in my bedroom are becoming rather tattered and after she finishes that, the two of us would have more privacy and sexy times would ensue!

They finish the dress but getting Rarity out to see it will not take much. Despite Opal despising her, Rarity hears her beloved cat meowing out in a tree and rushes out to save her. Low and behold Rainbow has stranded her in a tree. Now in most instances this would qualify as animal abuse which is a serious felony that could result in execution, but I'll go easy on her since Opal wound up being safe and Rarity headed out to see her new dress.

Oh no, despite her friends working so hard on the damn thing she doesn't like it! What's it going to take for her to like it, Fluttershy hauling her over to her cottage and having some fun? Well as it turns out she loves it! Good, now maybe she will quit complaining but there is still one problem, she is still a laughing stock down in Ponyville, well until Spike convinces Hoity Toity to go back down there for a second fashion show.

Ugh, why did they have to hold this one inside? They should have held it outdoors so the town could see that she isn't an incompetent dressmaker. I wanted to see this up close but I didn't feel like teleporting down there. I could see some from through one of the windows so it isn't a total loss. Well it turns out Hoity Toity loved the original designs and now wants Rarity to make a ton of them for some fashion outfit of his or something like that. Well eventually Rarity became respectable again. Damn it any way, I was hoping she would come into exile in my sleeping chambers and despite that hideous tail of hers, become my full-time sex slave.

Ok Twilight, I get it. You learned that you should be happy when somepony works their ass off to make you a gift, too bad you didn't learn that when Applejack offered you all that food when I only gave you two tickets to the Gala. You want to know what you didn't learn? You didn't learn that you should not keep your master waiting. You are three hours late and you know how much I hate tardiness. So tonight, while Fluttershy and Rarity are getting it on, I shall pay Twilight a little visit. Spike can spend some time on the farm and let's just say the whole town will hear me "punishing" my little Twily.

That is all for now you peons, I have a sexy lavender student to go and punish. I'll be damned if I'm late for that so be gone with you!