Author's Notes:

This chapter is not canon and will not have any affect on season 8 episodes.

Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess and do I have a surprise for you. One of my lovelies who had been extremely disobedient here lately was finally reeducated and punished enough that she came back to the good side. Also, the castle chef tried out a new recipe for cake and it is even better than the last one! Because of all this, I shall give you my synopsis of the unexpected episode "Shattering Crystals."

Another day has arrived in Ponyville and my girls are in the castle and I can't see what is going on! Well rather than begging StormLuna to just let me use some other method to report this, I did the invisibility and teleport spell into the throne room and it looks like Twilight, Starlight and Trixie are in there discussing an upcoming road trip, a road trip just for those three. I can't help but wonder, what if they are going to Las Pegasus to do some gambling and then have a threesome in the fanciest hotel room down there? I certainly hope so because I would gladly join them and make that a foursome.

Unfortunately though that is not where they are going, they are going to the Crystal Empire to visit the royal family and apparently her reeducating wasn't enough because Starlight wants to see Sunburst. Luckily though Trixie warned Starlight that either she lets her stay by her side the whole time or she along with the rest of my harem would punish her severely!

Enough about their discussion in the throne room, they have headed off to the train station with me following of course and I can't help but notice that Spike isn't present. Oh well, he could be enslaving himself to Applejack or attempting to whore himself out to Rarity and I honestly wouldn't care because he would just get in the way. What matters is that he will not be in the way causing any problems. Another thing I couldn't help but notice is that while Starlight and Trixie were talking, they were looking at one another straight into the eyes and Trixie's horn was glowing. I wonder what she could be up to but I do have a feeling that it will make me a very happy princess!

After a boring trip to the Empire the train arrived, we disembarked and headed straight to the palace. Once we arrived at the palace we were greeted by Cadence, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart and that creature that both Trixie and I hope to wipe out one day. I swear, the look on Trixie's face was priceless, it was a look of pure hatred and if I weren't invisible, everypony would see the same thing from me.

Naturally Sunburst immediately runs to Starlight and they embrace but Trixie pulled them apart and decided they should all embrace at once. I certainly don't like her giving that thing any attention or even pretending to but I know what her true reason is, I know that it is to keep her marefriend from being corrupted again.

Twilight immediately rushes to the royal family but I have decided to keep an eye on my girls and that glorified babysitter that Starlight considers a friend. Sunburst wanted him and Starlight to go talk in his house alone and I am not thrilled. Despite Trixie threatening Starlight with punishment, she still told her to go to the castle while they talked. I feel so bad for Trixie, she ran off towards the palace with tears streaming down her face. I decided that I would monitor Starlight and that loser friend of hers in the event she was to do something a lovely of mine should not be doing.

It turned out that it was good that I decided to stay and monitor this. Sunburst began talking to Starlight about their friendship and how despite them having differences that they had grown closer. I was seriously hoping Starlight would disagree but she didn't, she agreed. After that they decided to study some magic that Sunburst is far too stupid to do. Get this, remember how Cadence turned the water mane into crystal to stop the flooding during that miserable summit, Starlight was reading how it worked and she decided to try it on something. She wound up turning one of Sunburst's plates into crystal. I knew she could do it but I was really hoping she would turn something else into crystal instead but oh no, she wouldn't turn a glorified babysitter into crystal, dumb bitch anyway.

After two hours of yapping those two finally decided to leave and head to the castle. Once we got there poor Trixie was beside herself. She was in the dining hall by herself crying, sobbing about her marefriend betraying her. Since nopony else was around I revealed myself to her and let her know that I spied on them and told her that nothing bad happened. I did tell her though that Starlight learned a new spell to turn things into crystal and I could see the wheels turning in her head, I could tell that she was going to try and get Starlight to show her how it works on something fairly close to Sunburst but cause her to misfire and hit him.

Ok, I had to go invisible again and a more confident Trixie joined the others in the throne room and while Twilight wasn't sure about it at first, Cadence let Trixie go up to Flurry Heart and talk to her. Get this, she actually landed on her back and began to nibble on her ear, bringing out a bunch of giggling. Isn't that cute, little Flurry Heart likes Trixie but what was the funniest was when she said, "Ma-ma" right in Trixie's ear. Wow, the adorable thing has learned to talk but now Cadence is devastated that her daughter called somepony else ma-ma. Oh well, I'm sure I can make her feel all better later on.

Now they have all decided to sit down and have some boring talk about how they think that with the right help, Starlight and Twilight could help Sunburst make himself useful and not only know a lot about magic but actually know how to do it. I can't help but think, "Yeah right, if that loser had any real magical abilities, he would have been able to cast spells when he was in my school." Sorry ladies but you can't fix stupid.

After Twilight brought up how hard that would be, Trixie brought up her ability to cast transfiguration spells and wanted to show off her abilities. Cadence was completely against this being done in the throne room but had no problems doing it in what Cadence called their "relaxation room." At first I thought she was talking about their sleeping chambers but it wound up being a larger version of a commoner's living room.

Now for Trixie to show off her powers, Sunburst was sitting in a rather uncomfortable guests' chair and Trixie told him that she could easily turn that thing into a comfortable recliner. She fired some energy at that thing and did exactly what she said she would do. Now for what is funnier, Sunburst admitted that Trixie had more magical talent than him! Well I'm going to have to tell Discord this and warn him that he better never call Trixie a below average showmare ever again.

While they were discussing magic, Starlight was talking about how she learned how to turn things into crystal and both my sexy Twily and Trixie wanted to see her do it. I'm thinking that Trixie must be rubbing off on Starlight because she boasted that she could turn that recliner into crystal while avoiding striking Sunburst. Now everypony except Sunburst wanted to see this and despite his pleas for her to not do so, she fired the energy.

Now despite me being invisible, I can still nudge other ponies so I gave her a slight nudge that caused her to misfire just a little bit. She turned both the recliner and Sunburst into crystal! I could see the elation in Trixie's eyes because she thought that maybe this would be the end of him. What was funny was when Cadence asked Starlight if she learned the reversal spell and fortunately she didn't which meant that Cadence would have to do it.

Here is the thing with those reversal spells, they require a lot of concentration and can't be done with too much power or they will wind up shattering the crystallized object and in the event of something living that had the spell cast on it, kill it and this gave me an idea!

I walked over by Cadence and despite them hearing my hoof steps, they just talked and assumed they were hearing things. Once Cadence's horn began to glow I readied myself to make Trixie a very happy mare. Just as Cadence began to fire her energy and cast the spell, I grabbed her flank which caused her to put a ton of power into it.

Everypony looked on in shock as her energy was so powerful that it lit up the room and then there was that sound of shattering crystals. Once her energy subsided all that remained was a pile of shattered crystals. The recliner had been shattered, Sunburst had been shattered and you know what that means, Sunburst is dead!

"Yes, yes, yes! Thank you StormLuna, thank you for letting me cause Sunburst to die!"

"You're welcome Celestia. I promised you a non-canon episode where he would die and you know I wouldn't lie about something like that."

"So now you'll let me, Starlight and Trixie celebrate!"

"Yes but it will have to be after the credits roll."

"Well I can live with that and again thank you!"

"Again you're welcome but now you need to get back to work."

"Gotcha, getting back to work."

I'm so happy StormLuna let things go my way for a change and he didn't even make me promise not to alter future endings! Well I guess I better get back to work if I don't want to risk losing those after episode sexy times with my girls.

Of course Cadence, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart and Twilight began to sob uncontrollably but I couldn't help but notice Starlight's reaction. I thought she too would be sobbing but she was just standing there with a solemn look on her face. When Trixie tried to console her she simply replied, "Well there is nothing we can do now. Death is just part of the circle of life."

You should have seen the looks on the faces of the others. Their jaws dropped open over Starlight's reaction but eventually they figured that Starlight was simply trying to remain strong. Now of course they had to get a memorial service set up but it would take three days to get it ready! While Twilight figured that it was important that they stay and attend it, Starlight and Trixie were just itching to get home but my sexy Twily made them stay.

Yeah it was a nice ceremony and Starlight tried her hardest to look sad but she was failing miserably and I know exactly why. I honestly thought they would show this but during the time they skipped, Starlight and Trixie stayed in their VIP bedroom. Those two claimed it was so that Starlight could mourn and Trixie could console her but I know what really happened! Let's just say it's a good thing that room has thick walls because sexy times ensued, lots and lots of raunchy, kinky sexy times!

After the memorial service we all headed home and I tell you, once we all got back to Ponyville they headed into the throne room to discuss everything. Twilight was really trying to make Starlight feel better and believe it or not, Starlight did a really good job of looking sad but the same couldn't be said of Trixie as she had a slight smile on her face. Twilight saw this, yelled at her and called her a heartless bitch on screen. Now yeah there wasn't much of anything that would need editing if it were to air on Discovery Family but it did have a spectacular ending.

Now for what happened after the credits began to roll. Starlight and Trixie headed out to her trailer where I reversed my invisibility spell and told them how I was the one that nudged both Starlight and Cadence. Both of them were thrilled over this and just as I had hoped, they were begging for me to take them up to Canterlot so we could have a multi-day threesome so naturally I took them with me.

Now Trixie is happy because she doesn't have to worry about her marefriend being led astray by a disgusting creature from her past and I am happy too. I am happy because I don't have to reeducate one of my hottest lovelies because she knows mares are where it is at! In the end those who are important were happy so you could say that everypony came out ahead in this one.