"So I was taking a good look at myself in the mirror the other day, and I realized something. I'm sapient and I have opposable thumbs. My spirit animal is probably a human." Flash joked.

"Dude, what?" Brawly Beats laughed.

"I mean, it is the animal I'm most like... That's strange, I feel kinda itchy all the sud-"

Flash was interrupted by a flame shooting a scroll into his face. Him and his band watched as the scroll quietly dropped onto the ground.

"...Dude, did a magical green flame just shoot a scroll into your face?" Ringo stared at the scroll in shock.

"This is a sign! Your spirit animal is like, a wizard dude!" Beats exclaimed.

Flash's eye twitched as he picked up and opened the scroll with a feeling of dread.

Dear Stranger Friend!

The following is the list of things I goofed up on that I feel ponies shouldn't have gotten so mad about.

How was I supposed to know you don't give a chicken pop rocks?!? I mean, I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I didn't know it would make them explode! On that note, how was I supposed to know you don't give a pony soda?!? I can drink soda just fine, I didn't know it would put a normal pony in the hospital! How was I supposed to know you're not allowed to taste your best friends?!? If the maker didn't want me to constantly lick Rarity, she shouldn't have made her taste like marshmallows! How was I supposed to know Twilight is mentally unstable?!? I didn't know she wasn't allowed around sharp objects! If she's so crazy, why did the Princess make her an alicorn?!? I still haven't gotten my cooking knife back! How was I supposed to know Rainbow Dash is diabetic?!? She constantly eating my cupcakes! How am I supposed to know Applejack's parents were dead? I was shunned by everypony all day over one little "Your Mom" joke!

How am I supposed to know ponies need to breathe? I don't, I just do it for fun! Besides, five minutes without oxygen doesn't sound too painful! How am supposed to know that ponies can't bend and stretch like I can? I just thought ponies said "Don't try this at home kids!" for fun! How was I supposed to know you're not allowed to meet your opposite on the other side of the mirror? I didn't think she would explode! Now I have to pretend to be two different Pinkies or else everypony will complain that I exploded somepony or an animal, again!

Super Duper Sincerely,

Pinkie Pie!

"Hiya Flash, Hiya Brawly, Hiya Ringo!" Pinkie said, skipping merrily by.

Pinkie stopped, and looked at Flash with concern. "Hey Flash, you might want to lock your window tonight. Also, don't walk home alone. Well, see ya!"

Flash's quietly watched the pink one leave, and then stared at his note.

"Dude, I hope my spirit animal isn't a wizard." Brawly whispered.