Flash Sentry was walking through the hallways when he felt a familiar itch on his back. Sighing, he waited for the letter to appear. Sure enough, a magical green flame shot out a scroll rudely into his face like usual. Wanting to get it over with, he reluctantly opened the scroll.

Howdy Stranger.

I'm tired of everypony saying I'm secretly bucking my brother Big Mac. I never have, and never will have the urge to take my brother for a ride! I mean, it's not even the incestuous implications that get me, it's just that everypony has it wrong. I want to correct them but then I'd look like a freak. I can't help it if Apple Bloom is growing up to be a fine looking mar-

"I'm done." Flash Sentry threw the scroll behind him as he continued on his way to class.

Applebloom flinched as some sorta scrap of paper hit her face.

"Hey, Don't throw yer trash on me!" She complained as she pulled away the offending paper.

Seeing whoever threw it was long gone, she huffed and looked down at the strange note.

Apple Bloom's face scrunched in confusion, and then went pale with horror.

"Apple Bloom, better hurry along tah class!" Applejack said, passing by her sister. "You alright sugarcube? You look like yeh seen ah ghost! ...Apple Bloom, why are yeh backing away from me like that?"