"Flash, dinner's ready!" Flash's mother called out from downstairs.

"Okay, be down in a second!" Flash yelled as he worked on his math homework.

Finishing the question he was working on, he rose from his table and stretched. Unable to resist the urge, Flash broke into a loud yawn.

"HuuuuuuaaaaaaaAAAAHGLBLBLBL-"

He coughed up an offending parchment that was shot into his mouth. Confused, he looked around for who could've shoved a scroll in his mouth. Seeing he was alone in his room, Flash hesitantly unrolled the scroll.

Dear Stranger,

It's not wrong that I stalk Flash Sentry right? He loves me, I know he does. Everyday I sneak through the mirror and watch him through his window. It's important that I do. If I don't, those other whores might hurt him. It's cute, the little games we play, how he pretends to ignore me. He loves me, I know he does. Lately that bitch Sunset Shimmer has been getting close to him again. It's obvious he's taken, she should know by now. That little whore didn't learn her lesson the last two times I was there. He's mine, I love him, and he loves me, I know he does.

It's cute, the way he pretends to not be so good at math, working hard on it. He's just trying to get a rise out of me, tempt me into entering his room and explain physics while I stroke his hair, holding him close. But I'm a good girl, and he's a good boy. We're taking it slow, like a real couple, only watching for now. More will come later. He loves me, I know he does.

It's almost heart and hooves day. I'm thinking of making a move then. I know we're taking it slow but how could I resist. I love him so much, and he's such a tease. Pretending to not notice me, he loves me, I know he does. I spend days worrying some other girl might make a move on him, it drives me nuts. It brings tears to my eyes to know I can't use magic here, but that's okay.

That's what the knife is for.

Sincerely,

Twilight Sparkle.

"MOOOOOOOOM!?!" Flash yelled in panic.

"WE'RE INVESTING IN BETTER HOME SECURITY!!!"