This story is required to be published so that links in the main story work. This compilation will probably not make sense, unless you read: Poniocracy PLEASE IGNORE THIS UPDATE (sorry potentially excited followers looking for new content).

Info: Published stories will all keep their links. These are just to make things easier for me. I really should have done this a long time ago. Also fair warning: Some of these side stories are incomplete. I may not even finish them unless I have time. That's why they're side stories, they're optional.

The Story of the Gorlians and Equestria

The Gorlians and Ponies Make First Contact - Things Go Well

The Gorlians have finally decided to make contact with Equestria, when they find a human among the populace, the situation quickly devolves into a political nightmare that could only be solved by the banishing of an entire race to the moon.

Human Manual I:

Version 1.0 of the Human Manual Index

The human manual index is the primary guide for all human interactions with the Cry-pod™. Make sure you are 100% trained with this glorious manual to encompass all human interactions.

Equine Manual I:

Version 0.0000001alpha of the Equine Manual Index

The human equine manual index is the primary guide for all human equine interactions with the Cry-pod™. Make sure you are 100% trained with this glorious manual to encompass all human equine interactions.

Why Emergencies Should Be Handled Calmly

You don't want to end up burying dead bodies, do you?

Why it's a good idea to remain absolutely calm when dealing with dead bodies.

Why Emergencies Should Be Handled Calmly II

Why it's good that Twilight learned how to apply first aid before trying her hoof at autopsy.

Sometimes, knowledge is a burden.

Blue Pill

David knows that taking the Red Pill is a huge mistake.

Sometimes, just take the Blue Pill.

David's Nightmares

David knows that pissing off Twilight was a huge mistake.

David don't sleep, don't blink. If you blink, she'll get you.

Robot Manticore Attack

Robot manticores are no joke. Until they are.

Twilight, I need a medic here. No, not Dr. Staton. No, not you either.

You know what?

Nevermind.

The First Law

Don't be a bad robot. Also, kill all the humans.

Robots, they're kind of like people, except a little more sarcastic.

Discordant

David wasn't David, Discord was David, Discord was being Discord, because David wasn't Discord.

Sometimes you can take a prank a little too far.

A Dated Journal Entry

Writing in a journal to express your feelings can be difficult. The task is onerous but fulfilling. Personal thoughts and opinions clash and meld together, but you come out stronger because of it.

Twilight writes a heartfelt note to her Diary. She hasn't kept up with it for a long time. It's nice.

McQuestria

Where you can have all your fast food craving met.

Remember kids, fast food is bad for you, meat is bad for the Earth and they're both addictive.

McQuestria II

McQuestria harder.

Remember kids, time travel is possible.

To Touch The Stars

Don't send humans into space. It's bad enough they live on one planet.

As the British Captain of this fine vessel commands you: Stop dilly dallying and get to work!

This work is not to be confused with: To Touch The Stars

Dragon's Fire

Making alcohol in Equestria is more dangerous than it looks.

Bacardi Breezes are a breeze, Bacardi!

Prancesylvania

Miracles can happen twice.

Good thing ponies never had access to nuclear technology... yet.

Celestia Drunk Texts... If She Could Use A Phone

Always have someone stronger than you to take care of you when you’re drunk.

Unless you're an alicorn, no one can stop you. Don't get drunk.

Who Invented Hooves?!

Booping ponies on the nose might seem like fun, but it's actually quite a dangerous proposition.

No one pony should have all this power.

At Your Service

It's just a quick vignette into the life of an average Gorlian.

Gorlians have it tough, but at least their cleaning service is punctual.

Boredom

Pinkie Pie sits there with not much to do. It's excruciating.

Twilight old Pinkie not to touch the orb. Pinkie touched it.

How To Make A World

It's quite simple really. The Universe will show you how!

In which it is all the ways you SHOULDN'T make a world. Oh well.

Foal Move

Teaching a class can be hard for some people, for David? Downright frightening.

Foals are an amazing tool. If used with care.

Australianisms

It's like a secret language and only Australians can speak it.

And 'roos. Don't forget 'roos.

Mustachio

Don't underestimate the power of moustaches.

Twilight did. She regretted it.

Buddy!

When all else fails, you can always make friends with your friend's friend.

Or can you?

Moop

When Moop stumbles upon a secret government conspiracy, it's only logical that he gets roped in

The moral of the story is not to accidentally stumble into abandoned warehouses.