When David volunteered to be part of a cryogenic experiment he thought he'd be at the forefront of human technology, spearheading research and development.
Unfortunately politics doesn't work that way.
Lucky for him, the science was solid... For ten thousand years.
AN: Don't take this seriously. Seriously don't. I don't.
Special thanks to my editor: Thornwing!
A-d-d-ditional Tags: Science Fiction, Parody, Waking Up In the Future, Equestria used to be Earth, Parity Bits, Things That Could Be Considered Irrelevant To The Premise And Is Only Used As Humour, Twi-bright, Kangaroos, Towels and Brawndo.
Rated teen for inappropriate scenarios. Well, lots of inappropriate scenarios. Now with 20% more Dark!
List of Side Stories:
The Story of the Equinos and Celestia
Unpublished Stories now available here.
I'll also keep the former list I made here:
The Story of the Gorlians and Equestria
Why Emergencies Should Be Handled Calmly
17 Chapters:
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1 - Is It Me Or Is It Cold In Here? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 29th, 2015
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2 - Maybe It Was The Sushi I Ate? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2015
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3 - Using Your Anti-Freeze For More Than Medical Reasons [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 24th, 2014
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4 - Killing Time, But Not With A Knife Like Usual [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 3rd, 2015
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5 - Sometimes You Just Need A Toothbrush For That [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2015
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6 - When The Clock Starts Ticking, The Alicorn Starts Kicking [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2014
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7 - You Boron, You Make Me Look Like Einsteinium [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2015
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8 - Alt-Tab, Control, Shift, Escape [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2015
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9 - You Ruined It [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2015
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10 - Can't Touch This [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2015
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11 - Ethylated Spirits [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 18th, 2015
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12 - Monkey Business [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 31st, 2015
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13 - Honestly, Honesty Is Honestly The Best Policy! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 2nd, 2015
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14 - Intensi-tea [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 13th, 2015
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15 - What You See Is Not What You Get [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 21st, 2015
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16 - Resolution [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 20th, 2015
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17 - Common Sense [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 24th, 2015
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