We were walking along a road, and noticed the crapload of clouds above us.

"You think we need a house?" I asked Prince.

"Sure I guess." He replied.

For the next ten minutes, we were buying furniture....more like Prince was buying furniture and I was just watching. I had decided to shape our house with the clouds. It looked great, and could be big enough for a game room even. I was just finishing when furniture started landing like meteors onto the house.

"SHIT!" I screamed.

I looked to the ground and saw Prince throwing each piece of furniture into the air. I had dodged a couch and a lamp by inches.

"HEY!" I yelled down at him. He looked up confused.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" I screamed.

"GIVING YOU THE FURNITURE!" He yelled back.

"WELL DO YOU HAVE TO THROW IT!" I screamed.

"WELL IT'S HEAVY AS SHIT, GIVE ME A BREAK!" He replied.

"FINE!" I finished. I decided to do the interior of the house, placing the furniture in different places. I looked back down at Prince real quick.

"BY THE WAY! DID YOU GET THE PACKAGE?" I yelled.

"YES I DID!" He replied happily.

He flew up to the house holding a big, brown box. We quickly opened the box and saw two, beautiful items. First, an X-Clop 360 Slim, next, a Playstable 3.

"Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?" Prince said dreamily.

"My manhood?" I suggested.

*WHACK*

"I deserved that." I said rubbing my now red cheek.

"Wait... we don't have a T.V." Prince implied.

"Well shit, we don't have a computer either. We really should have thought his out." I replied.

"I'll, get the T.V., hey don't they have 3.D. ones now?" Prince told me.

"Yup, also, get an AlienWare P.C., it's for the ultimate gamer. Also some Rabbit Beaches, for the noobs I'll have to argue with." I suggested.

"Got it, and you need to finish the interior decorating." Prince replied.

3 more hours later.

I plopped down onto our couch and looked at the time.

Let's see, 10:39 P.M. on the day after I nearly got laid by a crazy unicorn... nice." I told myself.

The door opened and Prince came in with a lot of boxes.

"Do you know what today is?" He asked panting.

"Create-Our-House Day?" I said playfully.

"How bout the release day of the second map pack on Call of Cutie: Colt Ops." He told me.

"That was today, aw shit, I have no money, I can't get any Tinysoft Points." I said surprised.

He threw me some bits and told me he was really tired, and that I'll have to buy them.