(From the viewpoint of Prince)

"Are you kidding me Stargaze! How long does it take to get a card!" Prince screamed at himself.

Prince was inside of the house, bored. He played a few games on both consoles before tiring of boredeom.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"Huh?". Prince walked over to the door. "Stargaze is that-", he stopped in his tracks when he opened the door. It wasn't Stargaze, it was Pinkie Pie. Prince saw the hot air balloon on their cloud lawn.

"Um...what are you doing here?" Prince asked kind of scared.

"Oh Princie-wincie, don't you know me, I'm here for you!

Prince was scared, confused, dazed, and wondering at the same time. Like how Pinkie walking on a cloud, surely she should be falling to her inevitable doom. Surely Prince wouldn't mind, Pinkie was a potato to him, a bad potato, one that should be in the garbage.

"Lemme guess, the purple one."

"Yup!" Pinkie replied.

"Now why don't you take out your horn silly!" Pinkie demanded thoughtfully.

Prince's mind raced, mostly at the fact that Pinkie keeps reminding him that he's an alicorn. He hides it not to get attention, and he's even keeping it from the guy he lives with, Stargaze. Prince's horn appeared from the cloak he placed on it before entering Ponyville.

"So again, why are you here?" Prince asked sternly

Suddenly, he got hit with a pink hoof and got knocked out, cold.

1 Hour Later

Prince awoke strapped to a chair in his house. He looked around sort of dazed and asked "Anyone here?" a few times. Pinkie stepped out of a shadow with a happy looked on her face.

" Now that you're immobilized, time for cupcakes!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Oh sweet Celestia, HELP ME!" Prince cried in terror.

"Not the story silly, the treat!" Pinkie replied.

Pinkie then raised a tray of hot-sauce covered cupcakes. She quickly gulped them all down, but didn't swallow. She hopped over to Prince and kissed the hell out of him. Seriously, his shit just got rocked right there bro, right there. She then spat the not even chewed cupcakes into Prince's mouth, making his eyes water in pain. He started muffling from the heat of the hot sauce and spat the cupcakes out.

"Oh did I forget the duct tape?" Pinkie asked herself before placing a layer of duct tape over Prince's mouth.

She then takes out a dildo and starts fingering herself with poor Prince having to watch. Then about five seconds later as the boner set in...Pinkie walks over and starts to give Prince a (figure that part out). Prince moaned in pleasure and terror starting to try to get her to stop. Just as the or(figure it out) was about to set in, there was a knock on the door.

The door opened with a happy Stargaze holding a Tinysoft Points card. The happiness suddenly turned to blankness when Stargaze saw the scene in front of him. Stargaze closed the door, turned around, jumped off the cloud, and landed on the cold hard ground with a thud.