Gaze into Friendship
Chapter 4: Save the Memes
Previous Chapter Next ChapterWe were both mortified. We both met some crazy people, sang a duet, and have no place to stay. I was using my laptop when I came across a funny game. I was sitting on a cloud with him when we both decided just to do something for fun.
"Save the memes huh, let's see, requires skill, and the balls to do it." I read out.
"Oh give me a break, that sounds retarded." Prince said in boredom.
"Give it a try man." I replied.
I pressed start on the menu screen and got a message saying "REQUIRES TWO PEOPLE, PLEASE PUT TWO FACES IN FRONT OF WEBCAM".
"You saw the message, get your ass over here." I commanded.
He reluctantly got up and put his face in front. Another message showed saying "SCANNING". The screen then said "DATA PORT WILL BE ACCESSED IN TEN SECONDS". I was confused. "The hell does that mea-" I said before getting sucked into my laptop, along with Prince.
"It's dark in my laptop." I noted to Prince.
"I noticed man, I noticed." He replied
A loud lady voice, sounding a lot like the announcer from Dream Fortress 2 said "LOGGING INTO SYSTEM". After about ten seconds, a flat blue area appeared around us. We looked down and saw that we both were holding some type of disk device.
"The hell are these?" Prince asked.
"I dunno, looks a lot like a... data disk." I replied.
They awfully looked like the data disks from the movie Cron:Legacy I saw a few weeks ago.
The announcer screamed out "CAN YOU HANDLE THE TROLLS!?".
"That sounded friendly." I said sarcastically.
A face that looked very suspicious started following us. I was confused, so I slashed it with my disk, shattering it.
"I'm starting to like this game already!" I said in enthusiasm.
Prince decided to get in on the fun too, hacking at more of the faces. One of them touched me and and sang the most freaking annoying song. "TROLOLOLOLOLO!" It sang.
"Gah, that's annoying!" Prince screamed.
The floor then changed a lot to look like space. "FEAR THY CAT!"
"And what the hell is THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" Prince screamed angrily.
A cute ass cat came out of nowhere, singing something that sounds like it came from a kids book.
"What...the...fuck." I said blankly.
It looked like a Clop-Tart with the head of a cat and looked like it was shitting out a rainbow.
"Well....that's disturbing." I told Prince.
"Is that healthy?" He replied.
The cat's singing got louder, making me start to hold my ears. Five minutes of the singing annoyed to hell out of me. I became very agitated and hurled my data disk at it. It shattered the cat and the floor changed again. It turned into a battlefield with many ponies around us. They all were wearing red and sported RED insignias.
"Dream Fortress 2, hell yeah something good for a change!" I screamed.
"Lets play ball!" One of the ponies screamed.
It must've been a scout. I saw a big and burly pony holding a minigun eating a sandwich.
"SANDVICH!" He screamed.
Prince and I were wearing classy suits and holding revolvers. We were the spy's, my favorite class in the game.
"5...4...3...2...1...BEGIN!" That lady screamed out. The gates opened and everyone charged out.
"Now how dyu use that cloak." Prince said to himself. I looked down at my Invis Watch and saw a button, I pushed it out of curiosity, but nothing happened, or so I thought.
Hey, where the hell did you go?" Prince asked.
"I'm right here." I replied.
"Well I don't see you." He yelled.
I punched him in the face. He started jumping around in a karate stance.
"The hell was that huh? I'll kill you!" He screamed.
I pressed the button on my watch again.
"Oh there you are, I couldn't find you!" He said in remorse.
"Try pressing the button on your watch." I suggested.
He looked down at his watch and curiously pressed the button. As I thought he would, he disappeared into a silhouette.
"I think I found the cloaking device!" I finally stated.
"OH SHIT!" Prince screamed as a bullet nearly missed him.
We ran around the whole map, cloaking and killing. By the end of the match, we emerged victorious.
Finally, the field disappeared and the weird lady said.
"GAME COMPLETE, EXITING DATA PORT IN 5...4...3...2...1...BE GONE!"
We appeared back on that cloud, laptop in front of me.
"Next time you choose a game, read the damn instructions first!" Prince said angrily.
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