The event kept spinning around in my mind. "Geez, that was crazy." I thought to myself. I was running long and far away from Twilight's house. I stopped, panting in front of a gingerbread-looking house. I read the name Sugarcube Corner. I looked down at my stomach, I was pretty hungry. I walked inside of the sweet-smelling store, and stopped at the counter. I rang the bell on the counter and heard some noise. Then a pink mare walked out of a room and greeted me.

"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie, what's your name, did you know I've had food poisoning!?" She explained very fast. She was sexy, but crazy, pretty obvious. "I'm uh Stargaze, I didn't know you had food poisoning, and I'll have a hay pie." I told Pinkie. "Hey dyu want to come the the Meadow Pub with me tonight?" She asked extremely fast. "Um, sure???" I replied. I quickly horsed down my pie, and checked the time. Pinkie grabbed my hand and dragged me to the Meadow Pub faster than I can fly. "Not a bad place, and Karaoke Night." I thought. A white pony wearing purple tinted sunglasses with a blue mane was at the mic. "Ladies and Gentlecolts, as you know, tonight is Karaoke night at the Meadow Pub, and we're about to flash the mystery spotlight on a lucky pony!" The pony explained. Suddenly a light started flashing rapidly around the landed on a random pony, I looked down and saw the spotlight on me. Today is just a piece of sheeeyit.

"Oh you're so lucky, I never get picked to sing!" Pinkie screamed. I sported a fake grin and walked onto the stage. "What's your name lucky pony?" The DJ asked. "S...S...Stargaze Inferno." I answered nervously. "Looks like tonight is rap night, which means the you're singing a duet!" She yelled in enthusiasm. The crowd went nuts. The spotlight then flashed again and landed on an ash-grey pony sitting alone. He walked up onto the stage. "Your name?" The DJ asked. "I uh, actually don't know my name, people just call me Prince." He said boringly. We were both handed mics, and we were both informed on what to do. I talked with him for a few minutes and figured out that we both know one identical rap song. I quickly whispered into the DJ's ear and got ready. The track started spinning and we sang.

(Stargaze)

This is for my ponies

Ain't no phony

Shit that they can ferret out

No killconey

O-G real as hell flows for my cronies

Shit it's all love, every pony's a homie

Comely to homely

Killin em in rodeos, talent shows, real talk no baloney

Sonic Rainboom blowin big up on the Sony

Ponies, don't fuck with em, you can blow me

Pinkamena beat dope, spittin and I'm posted

Sitting on the hood while I giggle at the ghostly

Fire burn rap sheet

Sizzle when I procced, BLAOW!

All my syllables are toasty

Equestrain Swag Oy Tards it's a new type

No show venue got me barred cuz i'm too hype

Playing games every day cuz I'm just too fight.

Cutie mark looks like a star burnin too bright.

(Prince)

I be steppin too fresh

with the flair from my heir

you see, scared of me

shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly

I'm about to burn this track like Star

Pony flies so bright, so hot, so far

Let me tell ya'll now

don't be a cutie mark hater

you can't stop ponies

we'll play you like a gamer

Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back

work ethic on the track rivals Apple's Macs

Pegasus, pony, I've been so fly

don't smoke cuz it's gay

and you know why

Derpy with the Hooves

we proves we got moves

Yall toothless as Gummy,in short

ya rap funny

got magic on the flank

how much you wanna wager

that Prince will probably beat you

like the Ursa Major

hate all you want you ugly old mule

you're never gonna be 20% cooler.

(Stargaze)

Stargaze, not a clever pony on the track though

fuck a fucker sayin faust

ever made a wack show

or peepin at me

made you harvey to the lactose

but I can't front as if we're ever gonna lack those

slow it down, so far raps i'm fuckin

kickin hard like apple-buckin

even your mom is askin, wondering

"who's that man that swag is somethin"

come to think of it

i'm very crazy

just like Pinkie, sweet like Derpy

dense heads head on the feminist fences

don't give a shit, if you care about parity

that I-T-Y, now I see why

they said it was a town that I should try

call me Diamond Dog

i'm iced out fly

rockin magic ass raps

i'm so damn fly

The crowd went nuts when we were done. Some of the ponies even tried to jump onto the stage. I noticed that whenever Prince looked at Pinkie, he got tense. Unbeknownst to me, Twilight walked into the club also. When Twilight walked next to Pinkie, we both realized one thing. "OH SHIT!" We both screamed. Prince and I ran out of the club and hid behind some bushes. "They're best friends, and Twilight's crazy!" I told Prince quick and quietly. "Well Pinkie's crazy as shit, I ate pie batter...from her VAG!" He whispered back at me. "WHAT!" I replied.