I left Derpy's house with a few muffins. It felt nice because I had no bits, so she's feeding me for a few days. I walked to the edge of Cloudsdale, peering down to the ground. Now how an i going to get down from here. Oh yeah, I had balls. I backed up, charged forward, and jumped off of the cloud-crazy city. As I fell, I tried to open my wings, but no budge. "What the he-" I last said before colliding with the ground.

I woke up groggily somewhere different from where I fell. "Where am I?" I thought to myself. I looked around the bright room, noticing the crapload of books, pens, and ink everywhere. "Oh good, you're not dead." A voice said. "Who the hell was that!?" I screamed while jumping into a karate stance. A purple pony walked out of a shadow. "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Twilight Sparkle, also known as the library owner." She told me. "Um, and how did I get here?" I asked Twilight. "I was walking around Ponyville when I saw you lying on the ground. You still had a pulse, but your front hoof was bleeding, so I used a healing spell on you then brought you to my house." She explained. "What about my wings?" I asked demandingly. "Oh those were uh tired, were you happening to be doing anything crazy last night?" She asked questionably. My mind flashed back to the night before. That time with Derpy was amazing. "Hello?" She asked. "What, oh yeah, um no, just um sleeping on a cloud." I lied. "When will they wake up?" I asked Twilight. "In a few hours." She replied. "So where's your house?" She asked. "The ground, a bench, behind some random house." I explained. "Let me guess, adventure around Equestria?" She figured. "Er, yeah." I replied sadly. " Well since you don't have a place, I guess you can stay here in the guest room." She explained. What the hell was up with people and guest rooms? I decided to open my laptop and play some World of BrawlCraft. I then heard some running water and felt some steam. The classic in-the-shower-when-a-guest-is-in-your-house-trick. Did she really think I was going to fall for that? Well, then again...... I walked over to the wall next to the door and took a quick peek inside. "I SAW YOU YA FUCKING PERV!" She screamed, stunning me. I suddenly felt pain as I was kicked through her house and through a window. She then walked over, used a repairing spell, and glared at me through the window. I guess that meant no sleepover that night. I then flew to the nearest cloud and went to sleep.

I woke up in a brave mood. I jumped off of the cloud I was on, making me wonder why the hell I keep jumping at high altitudes. I landed safely, but felt a slight pain in my leg. I decided to apologize to Twilight. I knocked on her door slowly. The door opened but nothing was at it. "What the hell?" I thought to myself. I walked in and looked around. The place was deserted, so I just decided to leave a note. But I noticed a book lying on the ground, and saw the title Twilight's Diary. I decided to take one little peek.

Dear Diary,

Today is April 4th, and today I met the most helpless, inconsiderate, pervert. I thought he was an okay guy, but I just realized that he probably just walks into every mare's house and looks at them when they're taking showers. I saw him peek at me through the door, so I kicked him the hell out of my house, the jackass. But he was really cute, and if he wanted to......oh no what have I done!? I need to get something to make up for this!

I dropped the book and started walking towards the door. "Thanks for the jewels Rarity!" A familiar voice hollered. Aw shit, that was Twilight, if she figures out I was in her house you might as well kill me! I quickly looked around for cover, and saw an opening in one of the bookcases. I jumped into it and placed the books back onto the shelf. "I wonder how Spike's doing up in Canterlot. I need to call him later." She told herself. She walked into the house and closed the door. "Strange, I thought I closed the door earlier on my way out." She told herself.

I flew up to the roof of the tree, and hugged the roof looking down at the floor.

"What was that noise?" She asked herself.

She looked around her house, not looking up thankfully.

"Probably the wind." She finally answered.

I was holding on for dear life, with my hands being very sweaty. I heard some running water, and felt some steam. She was really taking a shower again? This was my chance, I let go of the roof and darted out of her house. I felt light, a little too light. I looked at my back and saw nothing. Shit I left my saddlebag! I stopped in my tracks and dashed back to her house and through the door, grabbed my saddlebag, turned around, and stopped in my tracks. There she was, wet, glaring at me.

"What are you doing in here?" She asked sternly.

"Um... getting my saddlebag." I replied nervously.

"Oh you mean this saddlebag?" She taunted as she held up another exact copy of my saddlebag.

"That's just a copy, I found the real deal as I got out of the shower, and I found my diary in a different spot." She explained.

"Fine, I read your diary, so what are you gonna do, kill me?" I taunted.

"No, but I will make up for last night." She replied.

She then mashed her lips on mine and embraced me passionately. I was reluctant, trying to pull myself off, first she gives me a minor concussion, then she's all over me. I know I'm downright sexy but DAMN GIRL! I finally pulled her off of me, grabbed my saddlebag, and ran the hell out of there.